Sex, Sex Humor and Sexuality

Here are all files dealing with that most universal of concepts: Sex. This was obviously at the foremost of many a young mind using BBSes. Perhaps surprising (or not at all), sexual activity was kind of ancilliary to the whole online experience, since what impressed people was what you could accomplish online, not in bed. But the longings of adolescents everywhere is evident in all sorts of files written during this period.

Probably the most humorous files were the "Sex Guides", purporting to be tracts that would guarantee sexual activity for all those who read them, and obviously written by people who had never or seldom experienced any activity themselves.

Besides the erotic stories, dirty jokes, and the Purity Tests (which are an event in themselves), you can find articles and information about sexually transmitted diseases, and other health issues, which are informative about living a good life after you get over this "have sex with anything that says yes" phase.

A small site note: Obviously, with any web site mentioning sex and sexual activites, you're guaranteed hit upon hit as people looking for some sort of "dirty pictures" or erotic enlightment stumble upon your poor text-only page. To those people, I take their time to say "Buy a T-shirt". Thank you.

Description of the Textfile
EROTICAErotic Writings, Stories, Narratives, and Just Plain Smut
052496h1.txt 3999
Who, Really, is At Risk of Acquiring AIDS? By Maggie Gallagher (May 24, 1996)
500pure.txt 58845
The Unisex, Omnisexual PURITY TEST, Version 4.0, Final Release
808-cass.txt 7722
Cassandra's Adventure, by 808 State (1991)
808-laid.txt 5694
How to Get Laid on the First Date by 808 State (1991)
808-lust.txt 5253
Lust in the Chapel by 808 State (1991)
808-next.txt 6767
The Next Door Neighbour, by 808 State (1991)
808-ppro.txt 6668
Partytown Pro, by 808 State (1991)
808-rebe.txt 4363
Rebellion, by 808 State (1991)
808-spoi.txt 5976
The Spoilt Brat, by 808 State (1991)
9_types_.gir 4602
The 9 Types of Boyfriends and Girlfriends, from Matt Groening
a-p_fone.txt 17402
Erotica: The Telephone
a-scene.txt 7670
A Scene, by theClone (1991)
a_friend.txt 33411
A Friend in Need, by Phil Phantom
a_guide_.wom 4807
A Guide to Love and Sex for Today's Young Women
a_ride.txt 22244
A Ride, by Anonymous (Threesome)
a_swap.txt 12654
A Swap, by Anonymous (Threesome)
aacockpt.txt 14498
An American Airlines Cockpit, by M.A. Mohanraj (Threesome)
aaden.txt 24077
Aaden's Revenge by Elf Mathieu (1994)
aadendnc.txt 31691
Aaden's Dance, by Elf Mathieu Sternberg (1994)
abbs9302.txt 41806
Norman Brown's Consolidated List of AIDS/HIV Bulletin Boards 1 February 1993
abusebib.txt 15093
Bibliography for Adult Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse and Their Allies
adam.gph 2547
The Pirate's Cove Erotic Poem "Adam and Eve"
affectio.txt 37545
Cultivating Affection in Your Marriage, by Willard F. Harley Jr., Ph. D. 1987
aids-war.txt 35547
AIDS as a Weapon of War by Dr. William Campbell Douglas, M.D.
aids.mar 1444
The AIDS Mary Urban Legend, and a Variation 21526
Understanding AIDS, a message from the Surgeon General
aids.txt 5326
Who's Making Money Out of AIDS? by Steve Painter
aids02.txt 8695
AIDS: Spread Facts, not Fear
aids10.txt 56971
Conspiracy Theories regarding Government Creation of the AIDS Virus
aids2.txt 67126
Extremely Large AIDS "Facts" File. Conclusion: We're Doomed
aidsplot.1 35648
AIDS as a Weapon of War, by Dr. William Campbell Douglas, M.D. (August 16, 1990)
aidtruth.hum 30800
Massive Rant about how AIDS will destroy the world in 1995. Oops!
alicia.txt 14513
STORY: The Fringe Benefits
allwant.mag 22075
Getting All You Want, by Roger Victor
amanda01.txt 20300
Massive Incest Story with Weird Explanatory Text Beforehand
amanda02.txt 25154
Incentual Sex File with Large Explanation Beforehand
amanda03.txt 19123
Amanda Takes on Dad, Poker Buddies, and Now an Entire Barroom! She must be tired.
amerspor.hum 8903
The Dungeon Master presents "American Sportswoman"
ann&bob.sty 10368
The Story of Ann and Bob
armyaids.txt 12416
Designer Diseases: AIDS As Biological and Psychological Warfare
arose.sty 13888
Ed and Rose's Adventures in Swinging
arose2.sty 12288
As it says "Wife is tied, fucked, and used by three horny men"
artofsex.hum 6424
One of the Worst: The Art of Sex, by The Cloaked Warrior
artosex2.hum 4903
Another One of the Worst: The Art of Sex II, by Cloaked Warrior
asiaa_2.sty 22224
Amy, the Thai Tease by Gerry Kanne, Part 2
babyhave.hum 11796
Humorous perspective on having a baby. (Man's Perspective)
bases.txt 4369
A Newly Revised Guide to the Bases
bear_cod.txt 11969
The Natural Bears Classification System, by Bob Donahue, 3/24/1991
beastiality.txt 6693
The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality by Nuclear Deth
bedgolf.jok 1455
The Rules for Bedroom Golf
beefstar.hum 2965
The only Beef Porno Story I have.
billie.txt 129158
Billie and her adventures in the Winnebago
blinddates.txt 5123
More than Fifty Ways to Get Rid of Blind Dates and Other Social Catastophies
boat.txt 2048
Sex Princess Sort of Writes Out Some Amount of Eroticism
bon& 15030
Heidi's Stories of Bondage and Discipline
boobs1 6951
One Mammogram Please: Well Done, Hold the Onions, by Del Freeman
boobs2 6313
The Fun Never Stops, by Del Freeman (Mammogram Column)
boobs3 12061
Homestyle Boobs, by Del Freeman (Mammogram)
brady.bunch 4352
The Brady Bunch by Dick Cheese and Stu!
brady.txt 10382
Brady: A Special Family Story
brother.txt 54851
Brotherly Love (Incest)
byeprsnt.txt 18602
A Really Nice Goodbye Present
camp.txt 11890
STORY: An Experience at Camp, by The Storyteller
camptrip.txt 11180
The Camping Trip
carlinis.txt 8368
Carlinisms: Result of a Human Sexuality Survey of Sexual Slang
celibacy.jok 659
Man Page for Celibacy
chateau.txt 56959
The Chateau 4546
Chester the Molester's Guide to Picking Up Little Girls
cindy.txt 23235
Cindy Does Her Best Friend's Dad, by Steve Jensen
circ.txt 3457
Circumcision by the Associated Press
circbook.txt 5312
CIRCUMCISION: What It Does, by Billy Ray Boyd;
circhst1.txt 11265
Our British Heritage and the Sword of Islam
circlist.txt 16140
Large list of Celebrities and who is Circumcised and Who is Not
circum.txt 9600
Circumcision, an Overview, by Geoffrey Francis
circums.hum 2121
Information on Circumcision 17934
Everything You Ever Want to Know about Clothespins as a Sexual Device 7095
Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life
comlust.txt 3293
Computer Lust Story
cond.txt 3316
List of Possible Slogans for National Condom Week
condom.stp 2560
Condoms Stop AIDS Virus, by Bob K.
condoms.txt 1094
List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
contract.txt 1556
The Contract of Love (To be signed by the Guy)
cookie.txt 1744
32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is Better than Men
crfaq.txt 19886
The UnOfficial Chicken Ranch FAQ Version 0.10 by Blake Wilfong (1994)
cucumber.hum 1501
Cucumbers are better than men!
cucumber.jok 5739
The "Why Cucumbers are Better than Men" List
desperat.sit 3566
A Man's Guide to Self-Amusement, by David Segall
differen.jok 5897
Men and women are NOT alike: The Proof! By Optimist Prime
differen.txt 5726
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike
doghow2.txt 14751
A Women's Guide to Canine-Human Sex by Susie
doit.txt 7410
eel.hum 3154
How to Kill a South Dakota Eel
electron.txt 1536
The Sex Life of the Electron, by D.C. Current
erolit5.hum 11735
Erotic Literature #5
eroticbf.hum 5228
The Erotic Buffett, from the Erotc Baker Cookbook
eskimo.nel 8728
The Ballad of Eskimo Nell
evil.bondage 7424
Evil Bondage: Phucks Phrom the Third Dimension by The Occultist (1987) (Badly Formatted)
evilbondage.txt 7533
Evil Bondage: Phucks From the Third Dimension by The Occultist (1987)
exotictorture.txt 4684
Exotic Torture Techniques: A Guide for the Beginner by Cyberpunk
farm.hum 18560
My Uncle's Farm, by Emily Wescott
favorite.col 5375
Your Favorite Colour is The Key To Your Sexual Life
favsexpo.hum 1792
Sexual Preferences of Users That We All Know Well by Teeny Bopper and Surf Rat
fellatio.txt 37364
How to Suck Cock: A 14 Lesson Tutorial With Techniques from Some of the Experts
female.txt 15360
JOKES: A Collection of Tastleless Jokes about Women
female_t.est 4340
The Female Purity Test
finland.txt 1961
The Official Minnesota Finlander's Sex Quiz
foreanal.txt 4982
Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World's Literature
frs 10734
Information on a Case of Scrotum Self-Repair
fuck.your.hand 4224
Fucking Your Hand, by Mr. Sex
fuckdead.txt 2529
How to Fuck the Dead (All Caps, Satire)
fuckingyourhand.txt 4235
Fucking Your Hand, by Mr. Sex
galfrnds.txt 3346
The 9 Types of Girlfriends, from Matt Groening's "Life in Hell"
gay_laws.txt 8352
Lesbian and Gay Rights Law Enters New Stage (April 27, 1989) 1981
Appeals Court Orders Reinstatment of Gay Soldier (May 5, 1989)
gaypagan.rul 3870
Rules for the Gay and Lesbian Pagans chat list
gaywo 2079
List of Gay Women from history
gender.dic 20615
Sexual Identity and Gender Identity Glossary
gerbilstuffing.txt 5127
Gerbil Stuffing, from the Straight Dope, typed by Ali Kent (May 26, 1989)
getaids.txt 27036
Can AIDS Threaten You? By Phoebe Courtney 9310
Sources say: A Girl's Guide To Condoms by Mimi Coucher
girls.hum 2996
Las Vegas Singles Expose - November 1985
girls.txt 1671
Why Must Girls Squat to Pee
glbo_lis.txt 56782
Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual Historical and Celebrity Figures (January 1993)
golf.txt 5249
The Rules for Indoor Golf, with Additional Comments from a Course Owner
goodwife.hum 22976 7168
Little Oral Annie's Guide to Gourmet Sex
gourmetsex.txt 7296
The Little Oral Annie's Guide to Gourmet Sex
govtaids.txt 15643
AIDS: A Man Made Monster? by The Geheim Magazine
guide.beastiali 6528
The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality by Nuclear Deth
guilt.txt 2619
Guilt Without Sex: A Quick Guideline
helldate.jok 6826
The Orange County Register reports on Dates From Hell
holmes.txt 1931
An Ode to John Holmes, Porno Star Extrardinaire
honeymoo.pra 2018
PRACTICING FOR THEIR HONEYMOON by Jan Harold Brunvand (An Urban Legend)
horse.sic 15012
The Foremost How To on Having Sex with Horses
hostess.txt 9033
Party Girlie, by J. Boswell
how.fuck.dead 3712
How to Fuck the Dead by The Necrophiliac and the Blade of Neon Knights
howpussy.txt 1836
How the Pussy Was Built (You go, fellas)
hsg.txt 8921
High School Girls discover the infinite realm of naughty bits 2214
The Official Rules of Indoor Golf
indoorgf.hum 2648
The Rules of Indoor Golf 17408
The mechanics of Infertility
insanityc.txt 9917
Keeping Insanity in the Closet! By The Weatherman of Metallica Mafia (April 13th, 1988)
interace.txt 30584
Results of an Interracial Relationship Survey
kamasut.txt 24183
The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra by Vatasyayana
kamasutra.txt 23273
The Love Teachings of the Kama Sutra 15255
Letter: Karen Fucks Her Little Brother: Is This Right?
lambskin.txt 4416
A Girl's Guide to Condoms by Mimi Coucher
latrine.duty 11543
Latrine Duty, by Mark E. Dassad (1993)
latrineduty.txt 12301
Latrine Duty: It's Not About Violence, it's not about Sex, it's about Violent Sex by Mark E. Dassad
lawssex.hum 4346
Murphy's Laws of Sex
lay-girl.txt 16308
The Complete Guide of Laying a Girl V1.1
lesbian.dic 20031
The LesBiGay and Transgender Glossary
libraryd.txt 1251
They Got the Sexual Deviances Right in Order!
linestog.txt 8954
Collection of Pickup Lines
lorry.hum 4619
Lorry the Babysitter (Erotic Fiction)
lovebyte.txt 3468
Love Bytes, or Sex and the Single operator
lvb.txt 21822
A Guide to Las Vegas Brothels, by George Tews
male_t.est 4650
The Male Purity Test
manhood.jok 1100
The Road to Manhood, a List by Matt Groening
massage.txt 17649
ALT.SEX.WIZARDS Chimes in with Suggested Erotic Massage
masturb.txt 5748
Masturbation Techniques and Info (1986)
masturbation 5760
Masturbation Techniques and Information (1986)
mc1.txt 12507
The Marauding Cock of Lubbock Presents: I Fucked the South-Plains Maid of Cotton
menstral.txt 4240
Male Menstration: The Truth
menvswoment.txt 12527
Men Vs. Women: An Overview
menwomen.txt 6054
Men and Women are NOT Alike!
mm-test.txt 25429
Mortified Matchmakers Love Questionairre III (The Collegate Version)
mojo_cha.txt 17966
Shannon French's Sex Rant
mormast.txt 4032
From a Guide to Mormon Youth: Guide to Self-Control: Overcoming Masturbation
mormon.txt 9688
Some Steps in Overcoming Masturbation by Mark E. Petersen of the Council of the 12 Apostles
multi.txt 26443
More Rude Stuff from Nikolai and Kelanie: Welcome to the Team
murfssex.txt 4075
Murphy's Laws on Sex 4279
Murphy's Laws on Sex
myrape.txt 6781
The Night I became a Woman, by Joseph Wilson
nasty.txt 1766
The Nasty Girl: A List
nipples.txt 6977
Polished Nipples, or the DeKlein of Western Civilization
oralsex1.txt 9250
A Guide to Oral Sex, by Anonymous
oralsex2.txt 8299
A Guide to Oral Sex, by Anonymous (Part II)
orson.txt 12485
Orson Scott Card on "The Hypocrites of Homosexuality"
paper.jok 672
The Fax Message That Has Sex With You 13953
Mike Goes Out to a Party
peepingt.txt 3743
You can be a peeping Tom without getting caught! By Brutus Maccabee (July 11, 1988) 6050
Thorough Insight on how to be a successful peeping tom.
penthse.txt 3955
Joining the Penthouse Petline Network
personal.per 1290
A Couple Personals from the HorseFeathers BBS
pervert.lbry.1 7168
The Perverts of Doom Present The Perverts Library #1: When Father Was Away by Leper Penis (July 5, 1989)
pervert.lbry.2 4096
The Perverts of Doom Present Whore Story, by Funky Fish Vagina (July 5, 1989)
pervert.lbry.3 4992
The Perverts of Doom Present Jism Baptism by Leper Penis (July 5, 1989)
pervert.lbry.4 2176
The Perverts of Doom Present Loading Zone by Leper Penis (September 15, 1991)
pervertsofdoom2.txt 4141
The Pervert's Library #2: Whore Story by Funky Fish Vagina (July 5, 1989)
pervertsofdoom3.txt 4975
The Pervert's Library #3: Jism Baptism by Leper Penis (July 5, 1989)
pervertsofdoom4.txt 2134
The Pervert's Library #4: Loading Zone by Leper Penis (September 15, 1991)
phonsex.hum 3431
Penthouse's Phone Sex Lines
pickup.lin 6070
The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines
pickup.txt 8153
The 1984 Collection of Killer Pickup Lines 11856
Filmography of Porn Star P.J. Sparkx
playboy.l1 6795
Large List of Playboy Playmates from 1960-1991
playgirl.jok 835
Disheartening PLAYGIRL Rejection Letter
polyamor.txt 43596
Very Large File on Just How Rockin' Polyamory is
pool.txt 5385
A little fun by the Pool by The Sex Princess
porn 13402
The Erotic Story of Maria
porn.fav 8935
The 1993 Survey for All Time Best XXX Actress
prinnude.hum 1186
The Princeton Naked Run a Big Success
prostitutefaq.txt 30402
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) List on Legal Prostitution in Nevada Version 1.0 (November 20, 1994)
prudes.txt 8159
Prudes and Virgins Digest (1988)
purebred.cht 4992
The List of Purebred Domestic Cats
purity.100 4977
The 100 Question Purity Test
purity.15k 120450
The 1500 Point Purity Test
purity.400 54059
The Unisex, Omnisexual Purity Test Version 3.5A 1985
purity.500 57216
The Unisex, Omnisexual Purity Test Version 4.0 (500) 1988
purity.txt 77430
The Omnisex Unisexual Purity Test Version 5.2 Final Release (September 15, 1992)
reasons4.jok 9182
Some Reasons to Have Sex
rectum.txt 1832
Looking for Love In all The Wrong Places... 2432
Rest In Pieces, from the Carrion AE
rocksex.hum 4427
Filmography of Samantha Fox, Porn Star
samfox.txt 18271
Samantha Fox: The Life Story!
sayno.txt 5150
101 Easy Ways to Say No
seduce.hum 4326
Three Places to Easily Seduce Your Girlfriend
seminars.2 2214
Seminars Offered for the Female Staff
seminars.3 2065
MORE Seminars for the Female Staff
seminars.wom 3574
Seminars for the Male Staff
sex-cars.faq 8905
Dekhyr Dragon's Guide to Sex with Cars (for males)
sex.for 10522
Sexual Consent Form for Two Individuals, Version 1.0.2 3243
The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
sexcolor.txt 5972
Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life
sexdrur&.hum 2657
Pointdexter Smallpecker's Guide to Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll
sexedprm.txt 2641
Sex Education Not Linked to promiscuity, December 16, 1993
sexhar.txt 2721
The Sexual Harassment Consent Form
sexquiz.txt 12800
The Roble Hall Purity Test
sexsata2.hum 7351
Cock of Flame: Sex with Satan part II
sexsatan.hum 8979
Sex with Satan, by Psychoe.
sextest.txt 53151
The Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test Version 3.5A (400) (April 13, 1985)
sextxt.hum 1655
What NOT to name your dog
sexual_t.qui 2167
The Sexual Tension Quiz (Two Answers, Sexual and Not)
sexwiz.faq 185341
The Official Alt.Sex.Wizards FAQ File with Answers
sexx.jok 7898
The .plan File of Life 2688
sexy.txt 2629
All You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex!!
sexydogs.txt 2878
A Dog Named "Sex". Massively morphed file of the original (old) joke.
shaving.txt 4132
The Pleasures of Shaving, by GunErekt
snagging.chicks 5632
Snagging Chicks by Darkside 444 and White Shark
snaggingchicks.txt 5624
Snagging Chicks from the Flaming Toilet BBS
solomon.sng 25963
The Song of Solomon - Erotic poetry at its finest
sorority.txt 7878
The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
squid.pur 90605
The Official, Sanctioned DoD Squid Purity Test(tm), February 1993
stork_vs.rep 1809
Ovulation Versus Cretinism: The Debate Rages On
strip.rv 41505
Very Large List of Nationwide Strip Clubs
stupwife.hum 3123
Stoopid Wives, by L.E. Pirate
sweet16.txt 24893
Thumper, by Dave Read
syphilis 2816
Syphillis: Effects and General Information by Suicidal Maniac
syphilis.txt 2768
Syphilis: Effects of and General Information by Suicidal Maniac of Dirty Bird's Nest BBS
tacos.txt 2357
27 Reasons Why Tacos Are Better Than Women
talebdho.hum 23002
Tales of a Bored Housewife
test!.fun 4588
100-Question Purity Test
testsex.txt 6644
The Kinky Test!
the_date.txt 26219
The Ultimate Date (Erotica)
therules.txt 2589
THE RULES: Respect the Female!
titnames.hum 4270
The Complete Tit File
tits.hum 5208
Head Honcho Presents Tits For Free
titstard.hum 8776
Barney Badass's Tits On The Tardis
tortures.txt 3537
A Few Cruel and Unusual Tortures That Women Perpetrate on Men
toughluv.hum 14130
Tough love For Singles, by Dr. James Dobson
tracilords.txt 1973
A Complete List of All of Traci Lords' Adult Films
trojan.asc 1749
The Trojan Condom Company Writes a Helpful Letter
unisex.test 12322
The Unisex Exprience Test
unisex_t.est 12570
The Unisex Experience Test (Seems to be a precursour to a Purity Test)
vibrafaq.txt 17057
The Vibrators FAQ
waysayno.txt 5651
100 Easy Ways to Say No
what!.fun 3563
Live Sex In Concert
whodo.hum 5973
Everybody Does It!
whybeer.txt 1280
Why Beer is Better than Women
wife.txt 2625
To My Loving Wife, The Seductions of the Past Year
wifeslut.txt 114696
The Wife Slut Program: A Course For Candidates To Discover Who They Are Sexually
wifespk.txt 2589
Wifespeak Translations
wmnhood.jok 1052
The Road to Womanhood, by Matt Groening
woman.txt 4103
Chemical Analysis of the Woman Element (WO)
women.jok 3556
David Crist's Truths about Women, 1989

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