******************************************************************** *** *** *** THE IDIOT'S GUIDE ON HOW TO MAKE A SIMPLE, CHEAP *** *** AND EFFECTIVE STINK BOMB *** *** *** *** WRITTEN BY K2 *** *** *** ******************************************************************** NOTE: ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS AND CONSEQUENCES THAT OCCUR AFTER READING THIS FAQ. IF YOU PLAN TO CARRY OUT THESE INSTRUCTIONS THEN DO NOT READ ON. -------------------------------------------------------------------- INTRODUCTION -------------------------------------------------------------------- The following is a guide to creating a highly effective stink bomb for under a dollar. I diagramed everything, so if you cant do it; you're just pathetic. This method was developed by me, and its useful when you need 50 stinkbombs and only got like 5 bux. The entire device can be created by common household utilities. You will need: *** 1 standard 'Click' Pen *** 1 'strike anywhere' match *** 1 bobby pin *** 2 squares of toilet paper -------------------------------------------------------------------- INSTRUCTIONS -------------------------------------------------------------------- STEP ONE: Take your pen, unscrew the TIP and remove the INK & SPRING PEN W/ INK, TIP & SPRING PEN WITHOUT INK, TIP & SPRING __ __ / \ / \ /-------\-\ /-------\-\ | | \ \ | | \ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | || | || | | | | | | | || | || | | | | | | | || | || | | | | | | | || | || | | | | | | | || | || | | | | | | | || | || | | | | | | | || | || | - | | - || | || | | | || | || | | | || | || | | | || | || | | | || | || | | | |------| || | || | | | \ / || | || | | | \ / || | || | | | \/ || | || | | | || | || | | | || | || | | | || | {{}} | | | {{}} || | {{}} | | | {{}} || | {{}} | | | {{}} || | {{}} | | | {{}} || | || | | | || |--||--| |------| || \ || / || \||/ || \/ STEP TWO: Stuff the top of the pen with 2 toilet paper squares, be sure to stuff them all the way up, get you match ready PEN WITHOUT INK, TIP & SPRING + STRIKE ANYWHERE MATCH __ / \ /-------\-\ |******| \ \ |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || @@ | | - || @@ | | || || | | || || | | || || | | || || | | |------| || || | | \ / || || | | \ / || || | | \/ || || | | || | | || | | || | | {{}} || | | {{}} || | | {{}} || | | {{}} || | | || |------| || || || STEP FOUR: Slide the 'strike anywhere' match upward into the pen and push it against the toilet paper face down __ / \ /-------\-\ |******| \ \ |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || |******| | | || | || | - || | || | || | || | || | || | || | || | || | || | |------| || | || | \ / || | || | \ / || | @@ | \/ || | @@ | || | | || | | || | | {{}} || | | {{}} || | | {{}} || | | {{}} || | | || |------| || || || STEP FIVE: Get the bobby pin and Spring ready. Slide the bobby pin into the spring and bend the ends so it looks like a 'Y' upside down BOBBY PIN BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING (BENT) /--\ /--\ /--\ ||--|| ||--|| ||--|| || || || || || || || || {{{}}} {{{}}} || || {{{}}} {{{}}} || || {{{}}} {{{}}} || || {{{}}} {{{}}} || || {{{}}} {{{}}} || |> {{{}}} {{{}}} || || || || || || || |> || |> || |> || || || || || || || |> || |> || |> STEP SIX: Push the bobby pin through the tip of the pen while it is not attached to the pen BOBBY PIN & SPRING INSIDE OF PEN TIP /--\ ||--|| || || || || || || |--------||--||--------| \ || || / \ {{{}}} / \ {{{}}} / \ {{{}}} / \ {{{}}} / \ {{{}}} / \ {{{}}} / || || || |> || || || |> STEP SEVEN: Screw the pen tip back onto the pen. Discard the Ink and make sure the top of the bobby pin touches the match head. If it doesnt, adjust the amount of toilet paper / \ /-------\-\ |******| \ \ |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | |******| | | | || | - | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | | || | | @@ | | @@ | | /\ | | || | | || | | || | | () | | () | | {} | |--{}--| \ {} / \||/ | | | | | | STEP EIGHT - USING THE STINKBOMB: Notice that if you pull on the ends of the bobby pin hanging out of the tip it will spring back fast when released. This will cause the match to ignite. Out comes a nice thick sulfuric odor with a bit of melted plastic smell that adds a nice flavour. -------------------------------------------------------------------- CONCLUSION -------------------------------------------------------------------- Make a couple, light them up and toss them into the room, watch as people get disgusted. Now, you say that it doesnt stink enough? Add some Iron-Sulfide. But I desiged the guide to have fun without chemicals and cash so enjoy if your looking for something to do in 5 minutes or less! ********************************************* ** ** ** ANOTHER CHEAP AND EFFECTIVE GUIDE BY K2 ** ** ** *********************************************