Videos by J. D. Remote Sysop, The Great White North {Snow Country} 207-627-4169 My neighbor Carol and I had planned an evening of lovemaking and I decided that I would create a 'best of' video for her viewing. Her interests are more varied than mine, so I had to rent a few movies to complete it. I have mentioned my preference to women, but haven't detailed why this is so. Most of my experiences with men have left me dissatisfied because my dates have either been too involved with themselves or too involved with me. Sex should be reciprocal. In any case, those men who have large cocks seem to dwell on that fact and aren't interested in foreplay or afterplay. The ones who are less endowed are too concerned about it and tend to frequently interrupt lovemaking to apologize for their supposed inadequacy. For the male readers, size is of no importance!!! It isn't what you have but what you do with it. The men I have met also tend to be unconcerned with birth control or safe sex. In any case, at least I was spared the embarrassment of renting girl/girl films and could easily select a couple male/female videos. {In my opinion, you see one, you've seen them all.} I started the pirated tape with a scene about a high school store clerk who delivered. I'm not talking about just groceries. His customer seemed about ten years his senior and was satisfied with his long but thin cock and his tight ass. She taught him about oral sex and some of the better fucking positions, but he seemed uninterested in her. As is the case in 'straight' videos, he came gallons all over her chest. {Haven't the boys heard of Kleenex?} The next scene I taped was of a Mediterranean male {very egocentric} who fully believed that he could service three vixens at the same time. That amounted to placing a lovely blonde on his face while the other two took turns with his cock. First they sucked and stroked it and then each took turns riding it. I found it interesting that as one sat to the side, she was busily fingering herself, no doubt to keep in the mood. Finally, one mounted him frontally while another licked her clit. One scene which I decided was outre enough for Carol showed a woman and two men. After several scenes of cock sucking and cunt lapping, they double-teamed her, one in her pussy and the other in her ass. After the pussy poker came, she pulled off to lick up the spilled jizm. The oddity was that she ended up playing with herself while the two men sucked each other. I couldn't find any other scenes that were unique and switched to my own videos. Since I would now be editing a subject near and dear to my heart, I strapped on my trusty butterfly vibrator. {I had to first replace the batteries.} I have fourteen videos and each has approximately ten scenes, so I knew it would take a while to fast forward to interesting sex. It surprised me as to how many of them I had forgotten. One segment I taped was of a sorority initiation {none of the actresses were young enough to be in college}. The initiate ended up eating one bald pussy while she fingered the clit of another and used a dildo on the third. Each in turn then licked the clit of the new member while seeing how many fingers they could insert into her vagina {not realistic!}. I guess that one of the problems of watching horny movies or tapes is that it is sometimes painfully apparent who is acting {or trying to} and who is actually enjoying themselves. I followed that with a number of 'single' girl encounters where each lovely used her fingers, a dildo or vibrator to bring herself off. Most of the scenes were fairly routine until I came to one with a very attractive redhead who started by inserting a vibrator and a dildo into her pussy. She stroked and moaned for several minutes and then placed the smaller of the two into her ass. She alternated strokes, faster and faster until she was moaning very loudly. I came myself when she pulled out the two toys and fingered herself to orgasm. She had surely found her 'G' spot as she ejaculated droplets of come. I was envious as she licked her fingers dry and then winked at the camera. One somewhat hot but degrading film had a woman experimenting with fruits and vegetables. She started with the ever popular banana and progressed through several types of zucchini and a cucumber. In the last scene, she inserts a breadstick into her ass and plunges a short, fat cucumber into her twat. I then discovered a film I had not previously seen and lay back in my rocker to see it through. Most scenes dealt with domination, but the one that got me the wettest was with two dominatrixes about twenty and a slave of no more than sixteen. Her tits were barely visible and her slit was completely bald. Although I expected violence, thankfully there was none. Each matron took the opportunity to teach the nymphette how to love tits and quim and also enjoyed the taste of her clean shaven pussy. There was a little anal action, but mostly tongues and fingers until they produced a unique dildo. Were I able to find one, I would certainly add it to my collection. Not only was it a little wider than usual and filled with little protrusions, but it was made of some glass like substance which made it clear. They took turns inserting it into the supposed virgin cunt, licking the juices from time to time and all three apparently enjoyed themselves greatly. I should mention that somewhere along the way, I replaced my strap on vibrator with a more entertaining version. I have one that vibrates while it expands and contracts. For hands free operation, it has lately become my favorite and I lost count of how many times I had to shake from coming. I next started a home made video containing bestiality. This is not a subject which I enjoy, but in a previous meeting with Carol, she seemed fascinated and very excited about it. I started both machines and began preparing for the evening. I returned and found enough time on the tape for one more scene and selected my personal favorite. It was made by an acquaintance in California and is personally autographed by my friend. It relates the tale of a woman with an large amount of body hair who is convinced by a friend at her pool that she should shave for comfort. She also was wearing a french cut swimming suit and several hairs were showing on the sides. They retire to the apartment and the hostess produces shaving gear. I have previously stated my love for bare pussy and really enjoy watching someone shave. Needless to say, both the participants of the video and yours truly were fiddling with our clits by the end of the tape. When Carol arrived, I let her unwrap her present and we discussed what she hoped to see over our meal. I was getting very horny and was glad that most of the subjects she mentioned were represented. As a matter of fact, the only area she did not talk about was the final scene. After the dishes were cleared, we retired to the play room and started the tape. We decided that it would be best to watch the film in its' entirety and therefore our foreplay would consist only of licking each others nipples and SLOWLY fingering our clits. I was very glad the Carol seemed most aroused during the masturbation scenes and those without men, but was a little distraught when she sat up as the animal section started. I didn't count the number of times each of us came, but we were tired and decided to get some coffee before the final scenes. After finishing our drinks, we restarted the tape and Carol stated that she was envious of the women with bald beavers and didn't quite have the courage to shave herself. Leaving very little to chance, I had already put scissors, a razor and cream under the bed. I'm not quite sure who was more excited about the shaving, but I set out to do my duty gleefully. I started by clipping the pubic hairs as close as possible and we decided to save the hair as a reminder of our evening. After all the longer strands had been cut, I methodically massaged shaving cream onto her mound and along her thighs. I expertly removed the rest of the pubic hair and washed her with a warm cloth. I got a hand mirror to allow Carol to see her new cut and she was quite pleased. Her biggest concern was the itching which occurs when the hair grows back, but I promised her that I would be happy to trim her whenever she felt the need. We both spent some time marveling at the beauty of the female form and ended up eating each other into convulsions. I suppose that if I ever decide to settle down, it will be with someone as young and athletic as Carol. I find myself getting very wet every time I think of her sleek shape. She has larger breasts than I do, but they her nipples and aureoles are smaller. Our waist sizes are comparable as are our hips. And now our pussies are equally bare. In our discussions of the video, she talked about her animal fantasies and were at a loss as to their origin, other than the customary facts that we most desire that which we cannot have. Carol called her mother and told her she would be staying the night {not unusual these days} and we settled into my big bed and held each other until we fell asleep. In the morning, we decided that it was time for a man, to break the monotony and made plans to go to the local and check out the talent, but that's another story. J. D.