Stress Relief by SweeTV ****** People deal with stress in many different ways. Some flirt with danger; some find better living through chemicals; some find yet other outlets. My most effective stress relief comes from the adrenaline rush of being Noreen -- my tarty TV persona. An admirer of Noreen's once described her as "jailbait with a cock." I'm five-foot-three, and a small-boned one-hundred-ten pounds, with long dancer's legs, always immaculately hairless; a svelte, small-shouldered torso, which I also depilate regularly; and a ripe, feminine ass that Noreen loves to show off. I have soft Asian-doll features, to which I can apply flawless makeup with a skill born of long practice. I got home from work about 10 o'clock one midweek evening in the early summer. I was tired from two weeks of late nights and weekends at work, and anxious about my impending project deadline. But I was also filled with the kind of restless energy that sets Noreen roaming. I contemplated the possibilities as I daydreamed in the shower. I toweled off, slicked a light moisturizer all over my baby-smooth skin, and went to my bedroom to outfit myself for adventure. >From my lingerie drawer, I withdrew a wispy golden length of transparent gossamer -- a catsuit with a spaghetti-strap top. I drew it carefully up my coltish legs, tucked my boy-clit firmly into the suit's sheer crotch as I wriggled it over my hips, and smoothed it up the subtle curves of my torso. I slipped the spaghetti straps onto my small shoulders, and admired the view in the mirror. The catsuit was a honey glaze airbrushed to my skin; every cleft, dimple, and curve of my heart-shaped ass was deftly accented, and my oversized aureolas, like double-sized Hershey's Kisses, were spots of melting chocolate in the silken mesh. A subtle tracery of roses climbed my thighs and hips, while my trim bush played peek-a-boo through a strategically placed blossom. I kept glancing at my pussy-rose as I sat at my makeup mirror. To contrast the sluttiness of my outfit, my makeup was fresh and light: a light, matte foundation, clear mascara on my long lashes, subtle eyeliner, peach lipstick, and just a touch of blush. I angled long, full bangs across my forehead, and wove the rest of my hair into a long ponytail hairpiece that spilled from the top of the back of my head and halfway down my back. My attention kept straying to the gamine, doe-eyed girl who now appeared in my mirror as I continued my preparations. I slipped on a pair of brown suede three-inch pumps, then wrapped a dark brown linen sarong around me, fastening it to one hip. Except for the loose knot, I was almost completely exposed on that side, and the brief skirt barely covered my ass. Fingerless gloves, made of the same sheer honey-gold as the catsuit, covered my willowy arms to the elbows. Feeling especially naughty, I left my Hershey's Kisses nipples covered only by the catsuit's sheer nylon. The stretchy, shimmering fabric gently mashed my pubescent breasts, keeping my straining nipples perpetually stimulated. I pinned on a pair of gold pendant earrings, put my keys into a tiny purse whose thin strap matched my catsuit's, and stepped out into the warm summer's eve. Beyond the alley behind my apartment building lies a quiet business district of cappuccino shops, pastry bakeries, small offices, and an art-film theater. I strolled down the alleyway, my heels clicking on the asphalt and echoing off the surrounding buildings. The tight nylon that sheathed my body whispered softly as I moved through the darkness. I crossed the theater's parking lot from the alleyway toward its street entrance. In the silvered glass walls of a neighboring medical building, I admired the petite, leggy tart who strutted so brazenly through the mercury-lit space. A group of college students sat toking in a parked car; they goggled at me in pot-benumbed silence as a I strolled past. "Oh, God..." one groaned as I left the lot and stepped onto the sidewalk. The hour was late, and most of the shops were closed. I sauntered down the sidewalk, pausing now and then to admire Noreen in their darkened windows. I nearly ran into a fiftyish couple who emerged from a cappuccino shop; the gentleman stared at me with frank admiration, while his wife looked stonily away, tugging on his arm. He stepped aside, waving me through with a gallant gesture of his free hand. I smiled up at him and touched his arm in thanks as I sauntered past. "Young hussy," I heard his wife mutter as I walked away. I crossed the street at the corner, and headed back in the direction of the theater. The late show had let out; cars sat gridlocked on the street in front of the theater, waiting for the light to change, while others were poised to spill from the parking lot. My heels clicked to a stop at a phone booth as I pretended to place a call. Phone at one ear, I casually turned to survey the traffic. A man with wavy brown hair sat in a black Cadillac convertible, one arm draped across the seatback. His fingers drummed with the jazz that spilled softly from his radio. His gray eyes were avid in his thin, poetic face as he looked me over, his lips quirking in a half-smile. I turned back to the phone, slipped the knot that held the sarong around my hips, and let it fall to my ankles. After a heartbeat or two, I peeked over my shoulder at him; his expression was one of amazed delight as he drank in the sight of my nylon-sheathed ass. I hung up the phone, and bent from the waist with limber grace to retrieve my skirt, presenting a full view of my curvaceous butt. As he gaped, open-mouthed, I smiled at him, knotted my sarong, and walked away, a little extra swing in my step. The light changed briefly, let a small pod of theater traffic through, then went red again. I crossed with the green, and looked for the black Caddy. It sat about five cars back, its driver eyeing me intently. "Follow me," I signaled with a small inclination of my head. His turn signal flared in reply; I smiled, and walked down to my street to wait. I stopped in the glare of the corner gas station, and looked back. The man in the black Cadillac was starting his turn. I waved at him, then walked to the gas pumps. I shed my sarong, slung it over my shoulder with my purse, and minced through the fluorescent emptiness with only sheer, shimmering nothingness covering me. The attendant stared, locked inside his glass booth, as I pranced through, heels clicking on the concrete. The Cadillac sniffed after my trail as I walked through the gas station to the driveway on my street. The driver's gray gaze never left me as he paced me to my building. He parked as I stood watching from my security gate; I left it ajar, entered the building, and crossed the courtyard. I looked back when I reached my stairs; he stood at the entryway, smiling across the space between us. I ascended to my apartment and entered, leaving the front door open. I knelt on the divan, my back to the door, spotlighted in the halogen glow of the track lights overhead. Suddenly, he stood in my doorway, resplendent in black: black boots, black jeans, a black poet's shirt with a bolo tie. I smiled at him over my shoulder, placed my hands on my thighs, and rocked my hips slowly up and down. Without a word, he stepped to the divan and started caressing my ass. His warm, strong hands roamed my backside for long, heavenly time, his breathing growing longer and deeper as he caressed my curves. I turned to face him and gently placed a hand on the bulge in his crotch, then unzipped and unfastened his pants. He wore no underwear; I tugged his jeans down to his thighs, and stroked his cock as it popped free. The eye of his erect glans stared wetly at me as I lifted in my palm; I kissed up and down its length, enjoying the sight of my peach lipstick on its shaft, then slurped it slowly into my mouth. I sucked his cock like the proverbial ripe mango; I savored its spongy, juicy firmness as I stretched my lips around its girth and surrounded it with hot, wet friction. I popped his cock out of my mouth with a slurp, pulled off my pumps, and lay back on the divan. I encircled him with my legs, massaging his bare ass with my small, nylon-smooth feet. "There's something I should tell you," I said in Noreen's clear contralto. "Unhhhh?" he asked, his face to the ceiling, his eyes closed in rapture. "I have... an unusually large clit." He looked down at the boy-clit mashed in the sheer mesh between my legs. His eyes widened, whites growing around the silver-blue irises. "You're..." I put a finger to my lips, knelt on the divan again, and shook my ass at him. "What do I look like?" He stared, then sighed, and answered, "A goddess." "Good answer," I purred. My ponytail spilled over one shoulder as I turned and sat facing him again. I hooked my thumbs under the catsuit's straps, and peeled it to my waist. I pulled my nipples into erect peaks, and smiled up at him. "Now what do I look like?" He moaned, and took my nipples between his fingers. He pinched and pulled my hard knobs and soft breast-buds as I leaned forward and slurped his cock into my mouth, massaging its soft underside with my tongue as I slowly inhaled its length. I withdrew my lips from his shaft with a long, wet stroke, peeled my catsuit past my hips, and lay face-down on the divan, my full, creamy ass centered in the spotlights. "And now what do you see?" I asked him. He stripped the catsuit from my body with one pull, and straddled me. I felt the cool spit-wet head of his cock on my hot pucker; then he was deep inside me as my butt-cunt eagerly devoured his thrust. I felt the onset of orgasm as his delicious probe split my ass-pussy wide open. I surfed the waves of pleasure as he rode deeper and harder into my pliant boy-slit. As the ecstasy crested, I gripped his meat in my hot fuck-tube and milked his shaft as I spasmed mindlessly. "In, in, in," he grunted as he pumped. His tool grew even harder, then spewed hot pudding deep inside me as we bucked and moaned into blackout. Some time later, I found myself in the back seat of his Cadillac with the top down. I wore my catsuit again, and nothing else, and lay back against the seat, making my mouth a perfect peach pussy as he kneeled, his hands in my hair, and fucked my eager face. I gently pushed him away, kneeled on the wide leather seat, peeled the catsuit to my knees, and spread myself against the broad, black seatback. The fragrant leather was cool against my nipples as I lay against it and looked out over the trunk, the deserted street framed between the Caddy's fins. His tongue-lubed cock drilled balls-deep into my cum-slick butt-cunt as he mounted me. It wasn't the most public sex I've had, but it was the most sensuously satisfying -- the warm scent of leather mingling with the cool morning air as I gasped for breath; the delectable friction of the buttery-soft seat against my skin as he crushed my slim, creamy body into it; the gentle rocking of the Caddy as we fucked in its leather-lined expanse, exposed to the graying sky, on the street where I lived. Stress relief didn't come any better -- or, after minutes of frenzied reaming, more intensely. FIN