Copyright 1997, Studs Manly, ALL Rights Reserved This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit without the written permission of the author. This story may be freely distributed with this notice attached. The author may be contacted through mrdouble@airmail.net. QVC Quims by: Studs Manly "Hi, I'm Judy, and I'm sure our regular viewers are wondering why I'm wearing only this flimsy nightie and a pair of our popular line of stockings. Well, all the female hosts have received requests over the years, not to mention proposals and propositions, so most of us thought it would be fun to dress in these sexy outfits. I like to be a bit exhibitionistic as you can tell by my stiff nipples and as you can see, my crotch is already soaking. "In a few minutes, I'm going to fuck myself with a crystal dildo from our Crystal Fantasy Collection, but first I want to introduce you to some familiar faces as you wanted to see them. "You recognize Daliza, I know, but not in this corset, I bet. Hi, Daliza! Wow, you look ready for a good time!" "Hi, Judy. Yes, this is like the outfit I use at home. As you know, Mary Beth was too uptight to voluntarily go along with this special show, so we 'volunteered' her to be tied to this table here. I'm going to use this crop on her later and we're offering the crop at a special introductory price." "Daliza, I just love the way your breasts spill over the bodice there. And they feel so good. Hmm, tastes yummy, too!" "Thanks, Judy. Want to get together after the show? Better yet, how about during the Things To Make Your Life Horny segment? One of the cameramen is going to let me play with his 10-inch cock. I'll share it with you." "You bet! Now, let's let the folks at home take a peek at Mary Beth's prim pussy. See, no teeth and no padlocks. This crop handle just glides right in that tight hole. Hmm, her cunt cream is good, too! The bitch is a real slut. I mean, just look at the way she's eating Jane's pussy. Hi, Jane!" "Hmmm . . . oh, Judy . . . just a sec . . . oh, I'm cumming in your mouth, Mary Beth . . . ooh, suck my sweet sauce!" "And over here, locked together on the bed in a hot '69' are Pat and Jill. Hmm, they both have their mouths full, so we'll just go over here where Toni has a strap-on dildo fucking Donna in the ass. Is she good, Donna?' "Oh, yes! My husband is just too small and he doesn't last long. Toni really know how to fuck a browneye. Ugh, give it to me!" "Looks like she does. Hi, Toni! I guess you learned lots about fucking doggie style by watching your pets, didn't you?" "You're right about that, Judy. And I just want t compliment you on your legs. Think you might let me fuck that quim of yours later? Maybe during the Toys for Twats segment?" "Sure, you know me, just make sure it's long and thick!" "Now, as a special surprise, just a little later we're going to choose one lucky viewer to come to our studio to get his cock sucked by all of us, to fuck us and then cum on us. I'm looking forward to that because I just love the taste and feel of cum. "Which reminds me . . . behind this Japanese screen is our own Jewish Princess, Kathy, doing what she loves best. Letting herself go! Ta-da! Mark is stuffing her butt, Bob's dick is in her pussy, and David is keeping Kathy's mouth busy with his . . . ooh, nice, big cock. Dave, if Kathy doesn't spoil you for life, I'd like some of that later." "Sure, Judy. Hey, dip your fingers and let me have a taste of the Crowell Cooze." "My pleasure . . oh, my clit is so hard! Her, Dave, suck my fingers. Good, huh? Let me remind everyone that later tonight, some of The Weather Channel's hot bodies will be here to sell some body oils. Sharon will join me in modeling some stockings, then Sharon and Jodi and Cheryl and I are going to have a four-way all- girl fuck-and-suck orgy. I just >love< those weather ladies, don't you? "And don't forget that during the Whatever Fits show, we have special guests from our northern neighbor, Canada. Cynthia and Charlene both will be here doing deep knee bends on some hard cocks. Hmm, I'm sure the folks at home will like to see how Cynthia *really* works out everyday! Not to mention how Charlene can prick it! "Now, see this crystal dildo? It's hand made, ten inches long and . . . let me sit here ad spread my legs so you can watch how easily it slips inside my horny little pussy. Ohh, yes! It's so nice! Can you see how wet I am? I just love to play with my pussy! Let's go to the phones. Hello? This is Judy. Who's calling and do you like my pussy?" "Hi, Judy! This is Jim from Louisville, and I love that adorable little pussy of yours. I have been your number one fan for years, ya see, and I always spanked my monkey staring at your gorgeous legs!" "Oh, Jim, aren't you sweet! Are you beating your bishop now?" "Oh, I sure am, Judy. I'm gonna shoot a big load all over my TV screen in a minute." "Yeah, that's great, Jim, shoot that goo on me! Have you got a big dick, Jim?" "Nine inches of bona fide boner for you, Judy." "All right, Jim! Oooh, let the camera get a close-up of how I'm juicing around this dildo." "Judy, I would love to spend my vacation drinking your yummy juices!" "Oh, Jim, that's so sweet. Just for that, let's play a word game. Can you unscramble this word? Your clue is: "A term for anal sex." Hmm. "A term for anal sex." [ENCLHOOR flashes on screen.] "Hmm, Judy, if I get it right, can I do it with you?" "Well, I like to suck a cock more than get it anally. Maybe Donna will do it." "'CORNHOLE!" "You got it, Jim! Donna, will you bend over for Jim?" "Sure I will, Judy." "Jim, how about if we all watch? And would you let Toni bugger your butt as well?" "I sure don't mind if you gals watch, and Toni can get my anal cherry anytime she wants." "Thanks for calling, Jim, and stay on the line so an operator can arrange to send you an airline ticket. Bye, now!" "Judy!?" "Yes, Daliza?" "I'm ready to demonstrate this crop on Mary Beth, now. Pull that dildo out of your cunt and get your ass over here!" "Yes, ma'am!" "Let Mary Beth lick the juice off that dildo, Judy." "Great idea! The crystal is lead-free and non-toxic. Our Mary Beth sure loves pussy pudding, doesn't she, Jane? "She told me the other day that her husband has a tiny pecker and she's only let him fuck her twice. She got pregnant both times. You used to work with her at CVN, Judy. Was she into slits then?" "She and Linda George put on a show at one of the Christmas parties." "All right, turn her over and get her positioned." "Yes, Daliza." "Go ahead, Pat, shove that blonde muff of yours into Mary Beth's mouth. Jill, take Judy's dildo there and walk around and just stick it in any available hole in the room. Knowing how horny we ladies of QVC are, that should be any easy job." SWISH! WHAP! "Hmpf!" "Look at the way Mary Beth's ass wiggles after that strike!" "Ooh, nice red welt on that pale cheek, Daliza. She needs a matching stripe on the other cheek, though." "I agree, Judy. Here, diddle my cunt while I work." SWISH! WHAP! "When we come back from this break, we're going to have another special surprise for you. Stay tuned!" -- Double for Nothing!! Tricks for Free!!! http://www.mrdouble.com Be There.....