Date:  08-05-89  01:54
From:  Bill Simmons

To:    All
Subj:  A Brief History ...


EID:7ddf 13050ec0
                     = History of the Pussy =
              Seven wise men with foresight so fine,
              Created the Pussy, to their own design.
           The First was a Thinker, so along with a slit
            To make it more willing, he gave it a clit.
                Next was a miner, strong and bold,
             To feel right at home, he gave it a hole.
                Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
             By using red velvet, he lined it within.
               Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
            With soft beaver fur, he lined it without.
               Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
              He threw in a tuna to give it a smell.
            Sixth, an evangelist whose name was McKee,
        He praised it and blessed it and said it could pee.
             Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
         he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
And there you have it!  
 
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