"A Different Point of View" by lori (the other one) "Are you sure that this is absolutely necessary?" "You dare to question the authority of the Obsidian Order?" The young woman blanched gray and shook her head. "No, of course not. It's just that..." "Yes?" "Well, these humans are so colorless and flat-faced. How am I to make him believe that I'm sexually attracted to him when, in reality, I find him totally repugnant?" The commander sighed deeply and closed his eyes, trying for some measure of control. Just what in the names of all that was holy was the Order turning out these days? Apparently agents incapable of understanding or following out the simplest of orders - make contact with any of the ranking officers on board Terek Nor, seduce him or her, then arrange for blackmail. "Just close your eyes and think of the Empire," he replied. "Now go. The transport is waiting." Galia boarded the transport still thinking of what the commander had said. Just think of the Empire indeed! Hah! He had it easy. She bet that he'd never been told to bed someone - something - so completely repulsive as a human. Just because one time - *one time* - a human had approached her and tried to do that lip- pressing thing with her, the Order thought that she'd be the perfect operative for this assignment. Well, that may be true in a way, she thought. She knew she was attractive. Desirable too if the string of broken hearts, arms, and heads she'd left at the Institute was any judge. But a human? She shuddered delicately. It would call on every ounce of training she had to carry off this mission. Several hours later when the transport finally docked at Terek Nor, Galia was in a slightly better frame of mind. Amazing what a few hours of sleep will do for you, she thought. First , report in. Then, find a human. Galia came through the airlock, twisting her head this way and that as if looking for someone. She cursed under her breath - there were so many people. And how to tell who was who, and which was which? Galia drew in a breath and headed directly for a person she hoped was in charge. At least, they looked like they might be in charge - they were simply standing in the corridor, watching as the passengers disembarked. Hesitantly Galia approached the person. Lt. Harvey Borman lounged against the corridor wall, trying to get his roiling emotions back under control. That had to be her - the Cardassian scientist he was supposed to seduce, then blackmail. How in God's name did Intelligence ever come up with these ideas? And why was he always the lucky slob who got to carry them out? With an effort he managed to swallow his gorge as the woman approached. Galia stopped before the man, watching his face for a moment. She shuddered delicately - this one was worse than most! Flat, smooth face, no color or texture to his skin....horrible! "Excuse me?" she spoke softly. "Can you help me? I'm supposed to report in but I don't know who to talk to." Harvey swallowed again, schooling his features into what he hoped passed for bland indifference all the while praying he wouldn't vomit on the woman's shoes. All those ridges, the distended neck and, oh dear sweet heaven! Through the open vee of her tunic he could see where the scaly skin extended down to cover her breasts! No way, he thought in near panic. Star Fleet is just going to have to find another boy to carry out this scheme. Maybe that doctor - he seemed to be awful friendly with the Cardassians on the station. To his utter shock and surprise however, he heard his own voice replying "Perhaps I can be of assistance? I'm the special envoy to Deep Space Nine, perhaps I can smooth any rough spots in your visit here. And you are?" "I'm Galia - one of the scientists sent to observe the wormhole?" she responded hesitantly, while mentally kicking herself. Try to be a little more hesitant why don't you, she thought harshly. Maybe this Terran worm didn't notice your revulsion right away. With something akin to horror she watched as his gaze roved over her face, then dipped lower to stare pointedly at her chest. She bit her lip to keep from shrieking out loud. The commander was right - these Terrans will try to bed anyone! Consulting the PADD he held in his hand, Borman quickly located the level where any visiting scientists were housed. Holding out his arm for her, he offered to escort her to them. "Perhaps we could have dinner later?" he asked. Galia agreed - after all, a special envoy should be of high enough rank to be useful for the Order's purpose. Maybe if I get drunk before dinner, she thought in near hysteria. Craning her neck this way and that, Galia caught sight of something so amazing she stopped short. There, standing in the doorway of a shop, was another Cardassian! He was talking to a darker human so she could watch unobserved. Hmmm, she thought. A bit old but still in fine shape - sharply defined facial ridges, taut neck tendons and yes, she inhaled deeply, she could smell his scent all the way over here. Now if this had been the one the Order wanted bedded.... With a small sigh, she turned back to Borman and indicated they could continue their journey. Oh my stars! Galia almost shrieked out loud in frustration. That stupid envoy would be here any minute to take her to dinner and she was no where near ready! Maybe I shouldn't have had quite so many glasses of kanaar, she thought ruefully. But I needed *something* to fortify myself! She'd tried on and rejected a half dozen outfits so far, each one for different reasons. That one was too staid, another was too dull. And no way was she going to wear that one! she shuddered, looking at the filmy pieces of silver cloth. *That* one revealed entirely too much of her figure for any Terran to be looking at! The door chimed softly and she called out "Come" without thinking, still staring at the piles of discarded clothing. Harvey entered the room, expecting to see Galia dressed and waiting for him. A quick glance around the room showed him that that wasn't the case - clothes lay in piles and she stood next to the bed, wearing nothing but a translucent robe. "Uh, if you're not ready yet, I can come back later." Galia shrieked, whirling around and dropping the glass she held. "I didn't hear you come in; I'm almost ready, just sit down I'll be out in a moment have some kanaar." Grabbing up the first thing her fingers clutched, she turned and darted into the small refresher. Good way to make an impression, she thought sourly. Babble uncontrollably. With a sigh she shook out the dress she'd grabbed, then bit back another groan. It figures - the silver dress! Harvey was perched nervously on the edge of a chair when Galia came back into the room. Now it was his turn to stifle a groan - the dress she was wearing (or more accurately *not* wearing) would have looked fantastic on any human female but on the Cardassian.... The folds of cloth clung here and draped there, revealing flashes of anatomy that he thought would be better left covered. But still, he had a mission to carry out. "Shall we go? I have a special table reserved for us at Quark's." Dinner was a bizarre affair - long stretches of silence occasionally broken by brief snatches of conversation. They did find a couple of points of agreement - most notable their complete agreement on the Klingon species - but tension pervaded the atmosphere surrounding the table until the sir was thick with it. Finally Harvey had to speak. "If you're done, I'll walk you back to your quarters now." Galia gave a silent sigh of relief; dinner had been a excruciating affair. Not only was the food nauseating - they *cooked* their meats!, but she'd kept noticing the Ferengi bartender looking their way then nudging the Cardassian she'd spotted before. If word of this ever got out.... well, she couldn't exactly tell everyone that she was working under orders, now could she? In silence the pair walked back to the visitor's quarters, each lost in their own thoughts. Harvey, thanking whatever beings were watching over him that, at least he'd hidden the holorecorder earlier and maybe could finish this up tonight,while Galia concentrated on her general misery and just exactly how was she supposed to make this human think she wanted to bed him? They paused at the door while Galia fumbled with the lock. "Ummm... would you like to come in for a glass of kanaar? Or something?", she asked. Harvey tried to put on a pleased expression - he'd really rather walk naked into a vat of stinging Aldebarien nettles but orders were orders. "Sure - we can continue where we left off at dinner." At Galia's puzzled glance, he hastily added "Or think of something else to do." "Well, make yourself comfortable. I'll be right back." She slipped into the refresher and leaned against the wall. Oh my stars, she thought, he must want the sex now. Quickly she slipped off her dress and into her robe, pausing briefly to gulp down a couple of anti-nausea pills. With a brief glance in the mirror and a quick spritz of perfume, she was ready for whatever would happen next. Harvey used his free time to advantage, activating the holorecorder and making certain it was still aligned with the bed. No sense in having to go through this twice, he thought, slipping off his jacket and ordering the lights down. At the sound of the door sliding open, he turned to see Galia poised in the doorway, the light from behind her illuminating her figure briefly. He got a quick impression of slender hips and long legs before the door slid shut again, cutting off the view. Maybe, with the lights down, this won't be too bad. He drew in a breath and almost gagged. What was that smell? Fish? Where was it coming from? With dawning horror he realized that the fish smell was coming from Galia - she must have put on the equivalent of Cardassian perfume. Maybe I can hold my breath, he thought, his stomach starting to turn over. Galia moved closer - all the files she'd seen showed humans beginning their mating ritual by that silly lip-pressing routine; that seemed to be a good place to start. Obligingly, Harvey stood still as a statue while she raised up on tiptoe to mash her lips on top of his and reached around to vigorously massage the base of his spine. Nothing. She might as well have been rubbing a wall for all the response she got. Confused, she pulled back. "Is there something wrong?" "That depends; what were you trying to do?" "I was trying to do that lip pressing thing with you. The one that humans do to signal each other that they want to mate." "I see. And that's what you want to do? Mate?" At Galia's affirmative nod, Harvey went on. "In that case, could you first do me a favor? Please go wash off the perfume you put on - the scent really doesn't agree with me." Galia looked hurt but went to do asked he'd asked. After all, an intelligence agent was not supposed to let ego get in the way of completing a mission. Harvey used the brief interlude to quickly strip off the rest of clothes and run mentally through some of the more exotic sexual encounters he'd had. A faint twitch in his nether regions rewarded him and he began to have some hope that everything would work out. When Galia returned to the room, she was startled to see Harvey standing by the bed nude. Her first thought, upon looking over his form was dismay - he was so small! Smaller than any of the humans she'd seen in the files and definitely smaller than any Cardassian she'd been with. Maybe he'll get bigger, she thought hopefully. But all the hair on his body! Touching that mat would be like running her hands over a carpet! Hesitantly she came to stand before him and allowed Harvey to push off her robe so that she stood nude before him. She kept her eyes trained on that member of his anatomy that was the prize while he examined her. After all, she knew she had nothing to be ashamed of! Harvey pulled her close into an embrace, dipping his head to capture her lips. Stiff! - it was like kissing a board! Patiently he tried to kiss her mouth into some semblance of pliability but it seemed that the more he tried, the tighter her mouth became. Sighing, he moved on to kiss and nibble on her neck ridges instead. Here he was rewarded with a loosening of her muscles as she leaned into the embrace. He felt her arms creep around him to again begin massaging the base of his spine. Curious, he thought, but it didn't feel bad and he pulled her tighter against him, grinding his pelvis against hers for a moment. Galia moaned slightly as Harvey's hip pressed into her secondary sexual plexus briefly. Not enough for good stimulation, but enough to send a flash of arousal through her. Now what is he doing, she thought as she felt his lips leave her neck to move down her torso. Oh my stars! What is he? He was! He was licking and sucking on her milk glands! As if there was any feeling there - any fool knew that the glands had no nerves. After all, how could you feed the children if it hurt? Startled, she tried to push away, inadvertently grinding her hips lightly into his pelvic region. A sudden twitch made her jump back completely, breathing hard. His member *was* bigger - still pitifully small in comparison to what she was used to but definitely bigger. Maybe if she touched it, it would get bigger yet. Harvey groaned as he felt a small hand clasp around his member and squeeze lightly. He'd been wrong when he thought that this would be an impossible mission to complete - apparently ole One- Eyed Zeke didn't care who the other party was, as long as he got to have some fun. And fun was what he was having now, with the gentle tugging and squeezing going on. He felt himself get even harder and Zeke twitched in anticipation. Enough fooling around now; time to get down to some serious work! He pushed Galia back onto the bed, nudging her thighs apart with his knee. He was ready, was she? Stroking gently but firmly, he ran his hands down her body and across her abdomen. She stiffened slightly as he brushed over the secondary plexus again, her thighs opening wider as if of their own volition. With a small satisfied grin, Harvey pushed apart her thighs completely and entered her. What the? He was reminded instantly of flying a shuttle into a cavernous hanger - plenty of room to spare. Galia almost sobbed in frustration. She'd been right; not only was he too small to reach the primary pleasure center, he didn't even fill her completely. And to think that all of the other men she'd been with had complained that she was too tight! With a growl, she shoved Harvey off of her. Maybe if she rubbed it some more ... She grabbed his member and yanked. Harvey let out a strangled scream and pushed Galia away. "What are you trying to do?" he yelled. "Pull it off?" This let loose all the frustration and fear that she'd been holding in. "I'm trying to get you big enough so that we can mate properly!" Galia yelled back. "As it is now, I might as well be making love to myself for all the good you do!" He was momentarily struck speechless. "Bigger? I'll have you know that I've never had any complaints before! And speaking of big, honey you're big enough for two of me in there! And you're cold as a fish!" "What?" Galia screamed and leapt off the bed. "Here" she yelled, "take your clothes and get out! I don' know how anyone thought that this would work. Repulsive humans!" "Gladly! And the same goes for me - damn scaly Cardassians!" Harvey said, pulling on his clothes angrily. Galia sank back onto the bed as Harvey stormed out. Now came the awful task of informing command about the failure of her mission. Mentally she began to compose a message - To: Command, Obsidian Order Subject: Status of Mission number 032549YX3 It is my sad duty to report the failure of my mission. While I was partially successful in the attempt to seduce a human male, their sexual practices are so bizarre as to make completion impossible. Their sexual organs are entirely unsuited to the task, and complex and ever changing mating rituals make a union between our two species doomed to almost certain failure. I await further orders. On another level of the station, Harvey was composing a similar message - To: Star Fleet Intelligence Command Subject: Operation Panty Sirs: It is my sad duty to report the failure of my mission regarding Operation Panty. Sexual relations between the species concerned in the aforementioned mission has to be deemed an impossibility. Size of equipment and status of same has no relation on the success or failure of said mission. Incomplete or missing reports as to the physical measurements and specifications of one of the species involved could be considered a contributing factor in failure. Please advise as to disposition of this mission. The End