Click.......Click.......Click.......WHIRRRRRR! Loading....... . ]RUN SLIPPEDTALK.DOC This message marks a new era in The Slipped Disk's message writing. You see, previously I wrote all my messages ON-LINE. This put serious limitations on my writing because: 1. I had to deal with a time limit. 2. The word processor was not so hot. 3. I'm a shitty typer. So this great idea hit me. Why not use my word processor? I might as well. I have the POWER, I have the capability to build these messages better than they were before. Better, stronger, FASTER! HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHLALALALDADADADA! Oops. Sorry about that. Went spaz for a second. Ignore those bursts. Anyway, I have a couple of REAL things to say. ============================================================================== Lately, I have aquired a testing fone. I'm sure by this time the Data Blitz has been going on about our fun evening. I haven't read his message. It probably is a pack of lies, who cares? So now I've got this kick-ass fone and I am just beginning to learn how to use it properly. What I do follows: 1. At night, say around 10:00, I take a walk (I usually do) and carefully study the fone poles. If I see a small silver box with little stakes leading up to it on said pole, I take a mental note of it's location and seclusion for later use. Then I flash an evil smile. The fun comes soon. 2. Later, I bring my phreak box. (A black container holding "Gerald", my testing fone, and a NY telephone repairman/woman's hat. 3. Making sure no one is around, I sit by my planned pole and open the box. I put on the hat, and get out the fone. Then I climb the pole and open the box. 4. What appears in front of me is (usually) this.... ===================== ! ! B=Bolt ! B B------! -=line ! B B----! !----B B ! !------B B ! !----B B------! !------B B----! ! B B ! ! B B ! ===================== The Bolts without lines are useless. I then whip out my handy-dandy fone with alligator clips and clip them on to their bolts. Then, pressing the button on the fone from MON to TALK, I get a dial tone! What happens next is up to me! heh heh. I use ANI (Automatic Number Identification) to find out whose number I am using and hook off if it is some poor old spinster living on welfare. I can call anywhere I want with CRYSTAL CLEAR connections. (It's AT&T, no PBX's or Extenders here) Of course, I wouldn't call long-distance, would I? heh heh.. Oh yeah, once in a while I barge in on a coversation between John Doe and Mary Smith, With predictable results. "Hello, Excuse this inconvenince." I agree with The Hackman. The killer grapes are coming..... %%//%%//%% The Slipped Disk %%//%%//%%