Jason, I love the work you are doing at textfiles.com. I was the SysOp of "The Art of War BBS" in Atlanta, Georgia from 1991 until late 1994. (Yes, I am included in your list for the 404 area code!) I would like to donate a collection of messages from my bbs that would fit nicely with your collection. Let me set it up for you, so the messages make sense. These messages come from a period of time when I was "fed up" with the BBS scene and decided to take down "The Art of War BBS"(TAoW BBS). However, I had a job in the computer field repairing computers and I often called my own bbs as a "modem test" while working on defective modems. So, while I was fed up with TAoW BBS -- I still wanted to keep some sort of system "up" so I could test modems. Voila -- "The Modem Test BBS" was born -- the name itself kind of being a joke... I didn't think anyone would actually call when they saw TAoW BBS was gone. Boy, was I suprised! The messages were so lively and the support from my callers so great -- that it actually inspired me to put TAoW BBS back online! I kept these messages all these years... and I gladly contribute them now to textfiles.com. Enjoy. Regards, Charles "Chuck" Hood former SysOp of The Art of War BBS Atlanta, GA ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Messages from 3 to 539 Start with Msg # ? 3 Msg# : 3 To : WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (public) (not read) From : RAY SPITZ Subject : BBS Date/Time : 08-01-92 23:21:48 ---------------------------------------- What happened to The Art of War. I would have sworn it was at this phon number ! Or at least thats where i have been calling for it. At 404-414-0329. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 6 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ROBERT SCOTT Subject : huh Date/Time : 05-01-93 01:51:39 ---------------------------------------- What happened indeed? So what is this right here and now? Robert Scott (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 8 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : CHRIS RUEGSEGGER Subject : well Date/Time : 05-01-93 11:21:19 ---------------------------------------- Well from what I see the board seems to be history....I haven't been abl to call the placee in the last week so I have know idea whats going on!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 9 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : BRIAN KOSER Subject : darn..curses Date/Time : 05-02-93 23:16:52 ---------------------------------------- Twas a good bbs...I shall miss it....Any chance of a return let me know..I shall help. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 11 To : PUBLIC (public) (not read) From : BRANDON BRAMLETT Subject : WHATINTHA? Date/Time : 05-03-93 16:46:04 ---------------------------------------- what happened? I go away for a month and look what happens! Hey Mr. Sysop, why kill such a descent board? ( after all, you could have at least left BRE! ). (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 12 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : IRA WAJSMAN Subject : Battle of the Bulge Date/Time : 05-05-93 22:58:42 ---------------------------------------- This is my first time on this BBS...been trying for several days but thi is my first time in...a friend of mine is trying to get some info on the Battle of the Bulge...we'd be grateful for anything that y'all might hav or know about...I'll try to sign on again in the next few days to see what I might be able to gather from you...Thanks in advance! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 14 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : angry Date/Time : 05-06-93 20:24:28 ---------------------------------------- ARGH!!! Why did it have to go down. Such a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BBS. I had some cool door games I was going to U/L too. Ohhh Well, till next time.. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 15 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JOHNNY BUNCH Subject : Art of War Date/Time : 05-20-93 08:44:59 ---------------------------------------- Sorry to see that you are shutting down. Should you ever have a chance t call me....Warrior Base 404-336-9701....we'll be here. I know that you must have a good reason...but I really hate to see it happen. c'ya and good luck... perhaps we will see you again running The Art of War (senio c'ya (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 19 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : NEW USER Subject : what Date/Time : 05-24-93 14:59:22 ---------------------------------------- what is the purpose of the art of war bbs ,jr. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 20 To : NEW USER (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : what Date/Time : 05-25-93 07:23:17 ---------------------------------------- to inform people that the real art of war bbs is down for good. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 21 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : REG MATHIS Subject : TAPS Date/Time : 05-27-93 11:41:36 ---------------------------------------- Sorry to see the demise of a good companion. It seemed that everything was going so well. I suspect a government conspiracy! I saw a dark, shapeless figure on the grassy knoll erasing disks! Alas, I hope to see you around the Atl area BBS's. Until then, Semper Fidelis! Gunner (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 22 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : PAUL BRADY Subject : HOW SAD Date/Time : 06-08-93 02:40:16 ---------------------------------------- HOW VERY SAD (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 23 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : PAT COLONEY Subject : Yo! Date/Time : 06-08-93 09:36:24 ---------------------------------------- So it is still here. I am attempting to get a board running but the software is fighting me. I can see why the host is so easy. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 24 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : argh II Date/Time : 06-08-93 22:08:22 ---------------------------------------- What the Hell is going on here? I remember seeing this "Art of War Jr " here before. Then, the real thing was up; tried calling and calling to see if Chucky had answered my mail, then this AGAIN. Well, this AOWJr. will go away just as it did before, then reapear (strange how that happens). 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 222222222ZDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?2222222 2222222223 30022222 2222222223 The Art of War BBS is down and it is 30022222 2222222223 not coming back up. Thank you for 1.5 30022222 2222222223 great years! See ya in the funny papers... 30022222 2222222223 30022222 222222222@DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY0022222 22222222222000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000022222 22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 It also has said that before too. BTW, what does "see ya in the funny paper (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 25 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JOE HEWLETT Subject : What Date/Time : 06-09-93 00:44:24 ---------------------------------------- What happened, I had to work for awile and I came back to nothing. This was a awsome bbs. I had alot of files to upload. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 27 To : NEW USER (public) (not read) From : JOE BOB Subject : what Date/Time : 06-10-93 14:07:40 ---------------------------------------- its purpose is to test modems you idoits (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 29 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : KNEAL BOORTZ Subject : missing person Date/Time : 06-11-93 09:57:02 ---------------------------------------- has anybody seen or heard from jesse teague lately, ithink he may have moved to tennessee and started a religous cult, can anybody verify this. see ya in the not so funny papers.............. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 30 To : KNEAL BOORTZ (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : missing person Date/Time : 06-11-93 10:04:37 ---------------------------------------- yes i saw jesse teague in south pittsburg , tn. stocking up on many fire works and ammuniation, he must be planning something big (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 31 To : JOE BOB (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : what Date/Time : 06-11-93 10:07:08 ---------------------------------------- who are you calling an idiot, you can't even spell idiot , you idiot? who would want to test a modem anyway? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 32 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : politics Date/Time : 06-11-93 10:11:15 ---------------------------------------- how come nobody claims to have voted for bill clinton, now? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 33 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : DON GRAY Subject : THIS BOARD SUCKS Date/Time : 06-11-93 13:06:29 ---------------------------------------- TWAS' A BAD ASS BOARD......THIS BOARD ART OF WAR Jr. SUCKS OUT THE ASS (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 34 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JOHNNY BUNCH Subject : TAoW Date/Time : 06-11-93 14:36:10 ---------------------------------------- Why did you decide to shut down? Hell if you are going to run JR....you may as well start it back up. Give me a call some time. Johnny Warrior Base (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 35 To : JOE BOB (public) (not read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : what Date/Time : 06-11-93 21:23:25 ---------------------------------------- Hey Joe Bob idoit. idoit is spelled idiot, you idiot. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 37 To : KNEAL BOORTZ (public) (not read) From : RICK DAVIS Subject : missing person Date/Time : 06-12-93 01:51:02 ---------------------------------------- I dunno, whyn't ya call the ATF in and find out. Heh. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 38 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RICK DAVIS Subject : Tootles Date/Time : 06-12-93 01:52:27 ---------------------------------------- Chuck. Chuck!! Chuck!!!!! Always dismayed to see a promising bbs go down, but understand totally how time constraints and MONEY play heavy parts in your decision. I hop everyone will learn from this and dig deep for the next FREE board that comes along. There aren't many left. And Ya'll (thats right, Ya'll) go to admit that for all the info and entertainment, you can't beat the price. So, in closing, I would beseech you all to take what you have learned here today and support your local sysops. All this from a guy who never donated a red cent, but next time, I'll do things differently. Chuck, good luck in your future endeavors. As someone said before, Hope to see ya on the boards. And to all the rest of the users! Take care. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 40 To : GOD IN HEAVEN (public) (not read) From : AXE HEAD Subject : the death of a noble board Date/Time : 06-12-93 12:10:28 ---------------------------------------- oh my it seems another board has gone to a dark and watery grave now who knows where i will get my death and violence fix? upload here. be cool man there are other bbs's. punctuation sucks> (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 41 To : SYSOP OF AOW JR. (public) (not read) From : SETH MORRIS Subject : why Date/Time : 06-13-93 00:56:13 ---------------------------------------- what the hell is wrong with this man you were going so good then bang,shit city. i was going to upload but i dont think i will now either stay up with a real system or leave, plain and simple (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 42 To : SETH MORRIS (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : why Date/Time : 06-13-93 08:59:12 ---------------------------------------- so leave then (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 43 To : DON GRAY (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : THIS BOARD SUCKS Date/Time : 06-13-93 09:01:13 ---------------------------------------- nobody is forcing you to call, upload or get off (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 44 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : what Date/Time : 06-13-93 09:02:04 ---------------------------------------- that jo bob guy is a serial killer, i saw him on americas most wanted!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 45 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : this bbs Date/Time : 06-13-93 09:04:53 ---------------------------------------- i think the art of war junior is great, please keep it going (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 46 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JESSE TEAGUE Subject : me Date/Time : 06-13-93 09:24:25 ---------------------------------------- contrary to popular belief, i am not missing (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 47 To : JON KELLY (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : what Date/Time : 06-13-93 09:28:03 ---------------------------------------- i am not a serial killer , i have not killed more than 2 people in a 1 year time span, i was not on americas most wanted, but america's funniest videos, so there (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 48 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : see you soon Date/Time : 06-13-93 09:31:20 ---------------------------------------- hi chuck hope to see you real soon (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 49 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : S. FROGG Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-13-93 10:28:56 ---------------------------------------- bill clinton thinks he can tax and spend the us economy back into prosperity, what a fool he is. algore thinks the automobile is the # 1 threat to life on earth, and you voted for these jerks. we should impeach the president and her husband bill. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 50 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ED GRINGLEY Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-13-93 10:58:15 ---------------------------------------- hey, i just found a hypo needle in my diet pepsi can, what should i do? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 51 To : ED GRINGLEY (public) (not read) From : BOB GONZALEZ Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-13-93 11:01:06 ---------------------------------------- ed , that's nothing , i found a 16 penny nail in my diet pepsi can, you should consider yourself lucky, that it was only a needle. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 52 To : BOB GONZALEZ (public) (not read) From : JANE HATHOWAY Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-13-93 11:05:20 ---------------------------------------- wow yuo guys complain about little things like that , i found 22 pop rivets in my can of diet pepsi, it was absolutely terrifing it almost riveted my tougue to the roof of my mouth. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 53 To : JANE HATHOWAY (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-13-93 11:11:06 ---------------------------------------- that's nothing, i found the hood ornament to a 83 mercedes benz in my ca of diet pepsi, and i don't even like diet pepsi. i think the news media is to blame for these objects in all these diet pepsi cans. i also think the cia killed kennedy. i also think the government has captured live aliens in flying saucers, and has then in a airforce base in the nevada desert. i also don't believe there were gas chambers at altswich. i know my views aren't popular but iam one who has never delt in popularity. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 54 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-13-93 11:20:52 ---------------------------------------- jo bob you are one weird guy, i found a floppy disk in my can if diet pepsi, it worked just fine in my macintosh disk drive, it had a stupid comm program on it called smartcom ez. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 55 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : attic Date/Time : 06-13-93 11:41:46 ---------------------------------------- does anybody know how to get squirrels out of your attic? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 56 To : JANE HATHOWAY (public) (not read) From : LEON BOSHERDING Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-13-93 11:47:13 ---------------------------------------- that's nothing , ifound the vienna boys choir in my diet pepsi can (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 57 To : LEON BOSHERDING (public) (not read) From : A. ROONEY Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-13-93 11:59:05 ---------------------------------------- did you eeever woonder why hot dogs come 8 to a pack, and hotdog buns come 10 to a pack. what's the difference between between hot dogs, weiners, and frankfurter anyway? by the way i found diet pepsi in my can of diet pepsi. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 58 To : KNEAL BOORTZ (public) (not read) From : B. WILSON Subject : zig zag Date/Time : 06-13-93 12:18:47 ---------------------------------------- looks like zell miller wants another 4 years as your governor, i guess there are some more taxes he wants to raise that he couldn't get raised in his first 4 years, he also raised many state licence fees to astrnomical heights. what is he doing with all that EXTRA money? by the way i found 12 ounces of a dark fizzy liquid in my diet pepsi can (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 59 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 06-13-93 12:59:17 ---------------------------------------- there is this guy at work who overuses the word great, its driving me crazy, i even heard him talking to a guy on the phone whose name was sco and i heard him say that's great scott, no joke. everything is great to this guy no in between at all. i am sick of it what should i do? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 60 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : talk radio Date/Time : 06-13-93 13:05:41 ---------------------------------------- who had you rather listen to rush limbaugh or neal boortz i prefer rush, anyone care to comment on this? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 62 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : BOZO T. CLOWN Subject : THE ART OF WAR BBS Date/Time : 06-13-93 15:22:36 ---------------------------------------- WHO SAYS ONLY CLOWNS CALL THIS BBS? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 68 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : ERICK SIDELL Subject : attic Date/Time : 06-14-93 10:51:22 ---------------------------------------- put a radio up there and tune it to v103 (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 69 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : CHRIS PRANCE Subject : Hey! Date/Time : 06-16-93 10:43:02 ---------------------------------------- I never got to see the original AOW but I'm sure it was great, try and get it back up. Call my board at (404)-924-3587, It's Called The Chaotic Realm. Running with Searchlight 3.0 24oo, 14.4 (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 70 To : CHRIS PRANCE (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : Hey! Date/Time : 06-17-93 10:14:33 ---------------------------------------- sounds like you have some problems dealing with reality, dude. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 71 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : MR. CLICHE Subject : me Date/Time : 06-17-93 10:20:21 ---------------------------------------- i am mr. cliche , i always avoid cliches like the plague. remember dimes fly when you spend them on gun, and don't forget the grass is always greener, when you mow the other sid aand in parting i say one good burn deserves some butter. this bbs is more fun than a barn full of donkeys. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 72 To : MR. CLICHE (public) (not read) From : A. ROONEY Subject : cliches Date/Time : 06-17-93 13:07:23 ---------------------------------------- did yoouu eeveer wonder why some people just can't get those old cliches right. for example, if the sandal fits strap it on. or a bird on the land is not worth 2 in the water. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 74 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : PAT COLONEY Subject : Alternate Board Date/Time : 06-17-93 18:23:31 ---------------------------------------- Flight simmers and general modem gamers will find others at the Modem-CONNECTion 952-8981. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 75 To : PAT COLONEY (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Alternate Board Date/Time : 06-17-93 20:48:46 ---------------------------------------- Modem-CONNECTion eh? Sounds good, I will definately give it a call. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 76 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : feds Date/Time : 06-18-93 10:21:23 ---------------------------------------- i believe the feds bumped off conway twitty, just like they did to roy orbenson (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 77 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : feds Date/Time : 06-18-93 11:13:21 ---------------------------------------- jo bob you are a very foolish person. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 78 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : this bbs Date/Time : 06-18-93 11:14:15 ---------------------------------------- this is the bestest bbs i ever seen everybody should upload or get off. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 79 To : JON KELLY (public) (not read) From : JAMES HARE Subject : this bbs Date/Time : 06-18-93 11:32:43 ---------------------------------------- Oh my God, I've just found a 44 magnum in my diet pepsi, maybe it killed JFK!!!!!!!!!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 81 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Modem Test BBS! Date/Time : 06-18-93 12:25:19 ---------------------------------------- If you know of anyone who attempts to use SMARTCOM EZ to access the Mode Test BBS, please report it to the SysOp immediately if not sooner. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 82 To : JON KELLY (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Upload or Get Off Date/Time : 06-18-93 12:34:19 ---------------------------------------- hey, I uploaded a good file called PRO_GUN.TXT be sure to check it out! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 83 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JIM HAYES Subject : this bbs Date/Time : 06-18-93 13:19:58 ---------------------------------------- i think smartcomm ez is G R E A T besides it takes 2 phone lines to test a modem (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 84 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : Modem Test BBS! Date/Time : 06-18-93 15:30:25 ---------------------------------------- what if they're calling from stoned mountain or kennesaw the only town in america with a decent gun law you say you moved here from chicamauga , well welcome to america (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 86 To : JIM HAYES (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : this bbs Date/Time : 06-18-93 22:28:28 ---------------------------------------- You are an idjut. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 87 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Modem Test BBS! Date/Time : 06-18-93 22:29:09 ---------------------------------------- What's happenin' m a i n ??? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 89 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : NICK HUSTAK Subject : Wow! Date/Time : 06-18-93 22:58:19 ---------------------------------------- This is the most interesting board I've ever logged on to... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 90 To : NICK HUSTAK (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : Wow! Date/Time : 06-23-93 08:27:06 ---------------------------------------- i would have to agree, this is a very interestingly strange bbs i call it at least 20 times a day if not more it is a GREAT way to test your modem if everybody sent Chuck $20 he could upgrade to a 14.4 kbaud modem and maybe even to 2 comm lines (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 91 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : spread the word Date/Time : 06-23-93 08:31:40 ---------------------------------------- help spread the word about the modem test bbs I T S G R E A T !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 92 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : MR. CLICHE Subject : rush limbaugh Date/Time : 06-23-93 11:30:59 ---------------------------------------- todays rush limbaugh show will be on saturday on 640 am wgst from 1 till 3 pm, it's being interruped today for some stupid ball game. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 93 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : modem test Date/Time : 06-23-93 13:12:57 ---------------------------------------- i am actually calling just to test a modem, no joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 94 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : PAUL SURRATT Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 06-23-93 15:36:14 ---------------------------------------- Hey! Lay off, I have a can of diet pepsi for a hood ornament. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 95 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : PAUL SURRATT Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-23-93 15:40:27 ---------------------------------------- Hey Frogg, I'm niether a democrap or a dumpublican, I just want to see my constitutional right to nose picking preserved. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 98 To : PAUL SURRATT (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-24-93 09:28:33 ---------------------------------------- you people who are in the middle of the road usually get run over!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 100 To : PAUL SURRATT (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-24-93 09:39:23 ---------------------------------------- thats S. Frogg you want have time to pick your nose if clinton gets his way, you will be too busy paying taxes and conforming to new government regulations, and Algore only wants you to drive your automobile 1 day per week. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 101 To : MR. CLICHE (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : CLICHE Date/Time : 06-24-93 11:54:21 ---------------------------------------- THERE IS NO USE CRYING OVER SLIT SILK. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 102 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-24-93 14:16:49 ---------------------------------------- i agree bill clinton sucks (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 103 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : PAUL SURRATT Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-24-93 18:25:48 ---------------------------------------- Middle of the road , B.S.! If the entire planet were under our political system there woul be no trade deficit, no taxes, no poverty, just genera political anarchy. Ah, Utopianism! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 104 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : PAUL SURRATT Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-24-93 18:29:33 ---------------------------------------- Ya know driving my firechicken would be more of a gas if it was illegal! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 105 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : PAUL SURRATT Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-24-93 18:31:36 ---------------------------------------- Sure, but does Hilary? Come on baby get dem dentures out and lets have some fun! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 106 To : PAUL SURRATT (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-25-93 12:05:56 ---------------------------------------- i don't know what you're trying to say about what type of govt. you are for, please elaborate. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 107 To : PAUL SURRATT (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-25-93 12:09:23 ---------------------------------------- what is a firechicken, and how do you drive one? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 108 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : PAUL SURRATT Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-25-93 12:15:55 ---------------------------------------- Well ya know I've often considered running for political office my self, and if i were ever elected king i would force contentment on the entire world, ya know like free orgies for everyone thrice daily. Seriously though I think our political sys needs a complete overhaul you cant tell the difference between the canidates anymore. History shows that times like these need a dictitorial force to upset the balance a little. whereis king nixon when ya need him? I dont want to make lite of the vietnam thing, but it had its place in history, it woke people up,just like the civil war and jfk assination. yeah i know we are in this recession thing, but if your middle class employed or better it doesnt really affect you, you dont go to bed at night worrying how you can conquer the next day, you just do it and life gows on in a boring chain. you dont care about that sleeping giant country out there waiting to capitalize on the situation, you just dont think about and then its pearl harbor all over again and we are in a world of doo-doo. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 109 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : PAUL SURRATT Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-25-93 12:29:07 ---------------------------------------- its a barnyard fowl made by general motors, and driving is simple just fully deprees horn then accelerator and dont stop for nothing, except maybe to give that cheap lookin gloria steinham looking babe a ride to her grandmother's for an eltriptophan( ya not even close) fix. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 111 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : SYSOP SORCERER Subject : NEW BBS Date/Time : 06-25-93 13:07:14 ---------------------------------------- I am the sysop SORCERER. I have just opened a bbs. This bbs specializes in games,text,rpg's. It is called THE SERENE CHAOS BBS. Please upload as much as possible. Call between 12 noon and 12 midnight. Call me on voice first and tell me what kind of files you want to see,hangup. Then call m back at 2400bps. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. I'LL HAVE IT FIXED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //// THE SERENE CHAOS BBS. (404)445-2258 //// //// UPLOADS REQUESTED. //// /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 112 To : PAUL SURRATT (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-25-93 14:52:15 ---------------------------------------- sounds like you want another hitler to gain power in the us and conquer the world, this will probably happen sooner or later (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 113 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : MR. CLICHE Subject : CLICHE Date/Time : 06-25-93 15:38:53 ---------------------------------------- thats a good one here's one , let sleeping dogs die (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 114 To : PAUL SURRATT (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-25-93 19:04:37 ---------------------------------------- You have some very weird ideas, no joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 115 To : ROGER HUFF (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Hey.... Date/Time : 06-25-93 19:07:10 ---------------------------------------- Whatever happened to that Steve Taylor guy who was going to solve all of the problems at HSC ? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 116 To : ROGER HUFF (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : WORK Date/Time : 06-25-93 19:08:09 ---------------------------------------- About 50% of my job now is trying to figure out how to make our software work with some weird brand of modem. No joke. I worked on modem problems all day on Friday. I worked on three problems, and only solved 2 of them in a whole day. No joke. This is getting to be unacceptable. There needs to be an ANSI standard on modem commands. The "de facto" Hayes standard is a joke. Everyone supports the basic "AT" commands, bu all the extended commands that handle compression, flow control, and error correction are all completely different from manufacturer to manufacturer. This sucks, no joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 117 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : STEVE DONELOW Subject : ART OF WAR Date/Time : 06-25-93 20:38:12 ---------------------------------------- WHAT HAPENED TO THE ART OF WAR? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 118 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JOHN AGAN Subject : Nuttin' Honey... Date/Time : 06-26-93 01:18:29 ---------------------------------------- Hey, was tAoW good at all? I here it was. I think Jo Bob is cool, so don't say nuttin' bad 'bout 'im eh? I jiz havta put my fokkin' boyz on youz guyz, awrite? I kik yo' fokkin' ass from here to fokkin' ITALY! By the way, Jo Bob...please respond to this message, or I'll plant a bomb in your firechicken!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 119 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : ROBERT OLSEN Subject : attic Date/Time : 06-27-93 22:47:35 ---------------------------------------- Jo Bob: does anybody know how to get squittels out of your attic? Yeah, leave some walnuts on the kitchen table. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 120 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (read) From : ROBERT OLSEN Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 06-27-93 22:50:01 ---------------------------------------- Tell him off. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 121 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : DIFFERENT GUY Subject : Good Software Date/Time : 06-28-93 08:23:08 ---------------------------------------- Hey, I am looking for a good pirate computer game called "BUBBLE GHOST." Anyone ever heard of it? I hear it is excellent. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 122 To : JOHN AGAN (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : Nuttin' Honey... Date/Time : 06-28-93 09:12:13 ---------------------------------------- look, i don't know what a fokkin' fire chicken is , so fokk off, dude. go and bother that fokkin paul surrett guy, i bet you're really that fokkin mr. cliche guy, any way or you're some illegal alien wwith an expired green card i think this crazy weather we are having is caused by that loud humming noise people keep hearing in hueytown alabama (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 123 To : ROBERT OLSEN (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : attic Date/Time : 06-28-93 09:21:37 ---------------------------------------- walnuts are only good for twilolites, whose leader is kolak , i can't tell you rest or i would have to kill you. is a squittels anything like a firechicken? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 124 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : bbs Date/Time : 06-28-93 09:29:44 ---------------------------------------- you have got some crazy people logging onto this bbs, no joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 127 To : DIFFERENT GUY (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : Good Software Date/Time : 06-28-93 10:37:09 ---------------------------------------- bubble g. only runs on a macintosh, using an external floppy drive , that you can get anywhere. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 128 To : FOLLOWERS OF CHEESCAKE (public) (not read) From : JARED WOELPER Subject : AARRRRRRGHHH Date/Time : 06-28-93 12:07:21 ---------------------------------------- WHAT HAPPPPENED!!!!! I GUESS THE GODS OF CHEESE ARE NOT WITH US ANY MORE!! OH BY THE WAY ANY BODY KNOW WHERE I CAN GET LAND OF DEVASTATION (DOOR GAME) CALL LIGHTNING SHOCKS BBS (404) 916-1616 BEST AROUND SINCE A.O.W. WENT DOWN (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 129 To : JARED WOELPER (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : AARRRRRRGHHH Date/Time : 06-28-93 12:19:02 ---------------------------------------- what do you mean what happened? followers of cheescake indeed whose got a lottery ticket, i need a lottery ticket (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 130 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : virus Date/Time : 06-28-93 12:21:36 ---------------------------------------- have you virus scanned those files in the up/down load area, just wondering? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 131 To : ROBERT OLSEN (public) (not read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 06-28-93 12:32:36 ---------------------------------------- how can i tell him off, i have t work with him everyday telling him off would only make things worse maybe jo bob will give me some good advice (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 134 To : ROBERT OLSEN (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : attic Date/Time : 06-29-93 08:51:30 ---------------------------------------- i think you may have squirrels in your head. i once had a ferret in my overalls. i do not mess with gerbels. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 135 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-29-93 08:54:25 ---------------------------------------- weird is an understatement, lunantic is better!!!!!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 136 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : Hey.... Date/Time : 06-29-93 08:55:52 ---------------------------------------- what is the hsc ? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 137 To : STEVE DONELOW (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : ART OF WAR Date/Time : 06-29-93 08:56:48 ---------------------------------------- nothing hap(p)ended to the art of war , the phone number is now unlisted and only a select few people are allowed to call. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 138 To : ROBERT OLSEN (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : attic Date/Time : 06-29-93 08:58:40 ---------------------------------------- the humor in this comment really escapes me. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 139 To : DIFFERENT GUY (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : Good Software Date/Time : 06-29-93 08:59:24 ---------------------------------------- hey you different guy, why do you sound so much like elvis. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 140 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : anything Date/Time : 06-29-93 09:03:23 ---------------------------------------- either leave some good messages or GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!þ (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 141 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : wsb,,,we suck & blither Date/Time : 06-29-93 11:20:27 ---------------------------------------- (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 143 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : anything Date/Time : 06-29-93 13:14:28 ---------------------------------------- jo bob what do you mean by good messages (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 144 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-29-93 13:16:21 ---------------------------------------- i think taxes should be increased to help reduce the deficets if you mak over $15000 you shoud pay at least 45 % in federal taxes if you make over $30000 you should pay 75 % in federal taxes if you make over $100000 you should pay 90 % in federal taxes this would assure the government has enough money to run on. i don't see how anybody could disagree with this. these tax rates only make sence for america nothing is more american than paying your fair share of taxes. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 146 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Nuttin' Honey... Date/Time : 06-29-93 18:55:08 ---------------------------------------- Hahaha. Hello, Mr. Bob. Or should I say "Granny Mae". Or should I say "Earl 'The Pearl' Robinson. Or should I say "Alex 'Beefhaed' Simmons" R Or should I say "Alex 'Beefhead Axe Brain' Simmons". Or should I say Bobby 'The Severely Sexually Handicapped' Rogers". Or should I say Peter 'Pumpkin and Egg Salad Eater". We have all of the aliases here down at the GBI main office. We're on your trail mister, and we're going to catc you. We don't know what you have done, but we'll find something!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 147 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : sex and gore Date/Time : 06-29-93 19:00:11 ---------------------------------------- Severley Deranged is more appropriate!!! Or mentally scrambled!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 148 To : JON KELLY (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-29-93 19:13:30 ---------------------------------------- Maybe if you learned to spell you could write that up and sent it to the government!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 149 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : ART OF WAR Date/Time : 06-29-93 19:19:00 ---------------------------------------- Hey, would you mind giving me the number to that??? PLEASE!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 150 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Hey.... Date/Time : 06-29-93 19:19:41 ---------------------------------------- The HSC is the "Home Shopping Cult", on cable channel 24. They use the channel to sell discounted items to select cult members, such as altars, sacrificial accessories, goat's blood, etc. They also own and operate a 24-hour Muffler Repair/Sushi Shack in the metro Kansas City area. They have a BBS, right here in Atlanta, too! Call 666-4355 today! New Users are always welcome!* *New Users must complete a sacrifice to get validated, so be prepared (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 152 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : BRANDON BLOUNT Subject : Insane peoples Date/Time : 06-30-93 01:18:54 ---------------------------------------- YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! but I like it. Jo Bob, I bow to your imaginatio and piss on your grand-parents thrice-removed cat named Toby Huffy-wheel meat person. LOVE ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ahem. Does anybody remember the old softdrink pathetic attempts to give away money by having a can say "You Win!"? I heard the only winner was a man who spent 14 days in the desert with no food, water, or attractive frogs to "fokk" with. He foun the machine in the middle of the desert and put in his only 50 cents. H screamed &#%^&*>""}%&*P:$?&># and died right then. The can was never found. I hear God has a new plan for us. He made a God-woman (you know how women want so muchpower) and decided that each and every one of us will make organic condoms for his erotic deity-like love-life style thingy. Oh, well.... LOVE ME! ME! ME! ME! I thinkyou great people leav great messages and at my great place of work, I will greatly hunt down the great person who talked greatly of my great use of the great word "great" great. The great rumors of my great death have greatly been GREATLY exagerated greatly great great. LOVE ME! MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!.. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 154 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : AARRRRRRGHHH Date/Time : 06-30-93 08:14:14 ---------------------------------------- But you do have some cheese? ...Of course... this is a cheese shop! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 155 To : ROGER HUFF (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : work Date/Time : 06-30-93 08:14:57 ---------------------------------------- One good way to tell if a new employee is going to be a poor employee is to follow him to lunch. If he eats at Cleves multiple times and still chooses to go back, then he or she is a poor employee. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 156 To : JON KELLY (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-30-93 08:16:42 ---------------------------------------- Anyone who agrees with a tax increase is an idiot. Why can't we find anyone who will ADMIT that they voted for Clinton?? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 157 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : ART OF WAR Date/Time : 06-30-93 08:57:29 ---------------------------------------- 1800-eat-shit (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 158 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:01:30 ---------------------------------------- i think paul surrett and tony good voted for billary clintax (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 159 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : messages Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:02:45 ---------------------------------------- you people who keep leaving me messages thinking i am a queer will be sadly dissappointed, you know who you are remember the sysop can read your private messages. did you know that they have discovered ancient civilizations on Mars , but nasa is keeping it covered up,,, i saw it on tv so it must be true. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 160 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : work Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:07:24 ---------------------------------------- does anybody out there actually look forward to going to work. or do you hate your job as much as i do. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 161 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : work Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:12:27 ---------------------------------------- i know this guy where i work , the same guy who says the word great all the time, who would rather come to work than take care of family matters, that need attending to. i heard him say to his wife on the phone one day i am not going to miss an hour of work just to take his daughter to school, caused she missed the bus, so he came on to work and left his daughter at home this same guy also stays at work about 1 to 2 hours past his go home time, everyday nobody knows why and he wont say why when you ask him, is this a fool or what? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 162 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:37:00 ---------------------------------------- i voted for him and think he's doing a fine job i hate that rush limball guy (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 163 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : work Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:38:46 ---------------------------------------- why do you defile such a good place to eat, i ate there often when i worked on buford hiway the only place left still run by americans in chambodia (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 164 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:42:31 ---------------------------------------- i think you mean send not sent so who'se telling who how to spell now. let him who has never misspelled a word or too cast the first stone even if he does say Jehova. i think you have been cheating on your taxes , i will report you to IRS(irwin r. schiester) (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 165 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : MR. CLICHE Subject : new Date/Time : 06-30-93 09:50:56 ---------------------------------------- has anybody heard any new cliches lately???? here's one , abitch in time saves wine (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 166 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : CY SPERLING Subject : hair club for men Date/Time : 06-30-93 10:17:38 ---------------------------------------- i know for a fact that spray on hair stuff causes cancer and is bad for the environment help me spread the word ban spray on hair in a can (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 167 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : work Date/Time : 06-30-93 12:42:06 ---------------------------------------- yes, that guy is truly a fool (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 168 To : JON KELLY (public) (not read) From : JIM HAYES Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-30-93 14:01:07 ---------------------------------------- i agree we need to pay more taxes (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 169 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : JIM HAYES Subject : Hey.... Date/Time : 06-30-93 14:03:12 ---------------------------------------- i am a memember of the cult PAGAN, people against goodness and normalcy (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 170 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : you Date/Time : 06-30-93 16:48:01 ---------------------------------------- look in the mirror for a good laugh (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 171 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : PAXTON BILLINGSLEY Subject : Why ask why Date/Time : 06-30-93 18:43:01 ---------------------------------------- What is this junk? Art of war to art of war jr. And now this joke abou just testing your modem? If the systop is going to keep this bbs running 24hrs a day why doesn't he just put up a good on (like the art of war) hint hint. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 172 To : JON KELLY (public) (read) From : BRAD FORMBY Subject : taxes Date/Time : 06-30-93 22:28:16 ---------------------------------------- Rush LIMBAUGH kicks ass! Die Democrat scum! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 173 To : PAXTON BILLINGSLEY (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Why ask why Date/Time : 07-01-93 01:24:05 ---------------------------------------- Because, Paxy, people like you use fake names for more access time and upload adult files in the children's section and leave obscene remarks i your messages and use the alias "SYSOPSUX" and throw cans at the pigeons and put LSD in school cafeteria food and vote for Bill Clinton and work in Cleves in Chambodia and put viruses in the uploaded files to destroy the SysOp's hard drive!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 174 To : BRAD FORMBY (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : taxes Date/Time : 07-01-93 01:26:44 ---------------------------------------- I think you should dye Democratic scum purple, and affix small nipple tassles for the kiddies... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 176 To : PAXTON BILLINGSLEY (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : Why ask why Date/Time : 07-01-93 09:44:52 ---------------------------------------- this is not junk this is the best bbs around, if you don't like it don't call or start your own bbs and stop leaching off others. don't you think maynard did a good thing in vetoing that domestic partnership bill, passed by the atlanta city council? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 177 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : work Date/Time : 07-01-93 11:25:40 ---------------------------------------- What is really funny is that this guy stays late at work but doesn't actually do any extra work during this extra time. No joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 178 To : JON KELLY (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : taxes Date/Time : 07-01-93 11:26:46 ---------------------------------------- Question: Does hard work payoff? TRUE or FALSE ? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 179 To : PAXTON BILLINGSLEY (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Why ask why Date/Time : 07-01-93 11:35:58 ---------------------------------------- What makes you think that testing your modem is a joke? This is serious business buddy! I am testing a modem right now.... no joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 180 To : PAXTON BILLINGSLEY (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : Why ask why Date/Time : 07-01-93 12:24:14 ---------------------------------------- what is a systop this is a good bbs i like to pay my taxes (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 181 To : BRAD FORMBY (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : taxes Date/Time : 07-01-93 12:25:21 ---------------------------------------- rush limpball is a big fat stupid dumb no nothing,,, fat jerk , who is out of touch with real people (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 182 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : taxes Date/Time : 07-01-93 12:29:25 ---------------------------------------- it just doesn't pay to work hard but you need to pay your taxes chuck have you heard from eric eidbo lately. the irs is looking for him (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 183 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : you Date/Time : 07-01-93 12:33:41 ---------------------------------------- look in my mirror for a good laugh (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 184 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : compuserve Date/Time : 07-01-93 12:34:58 ---------------------------------------- how do i log on to compuserve, is it free is it as good as this bbs do i need a modem do i need an external floppy drive can i use m macintosh or do i need a pc type computer or should i get the best computer the amiga how does a modem work anyway what are some advantages of compuserve over this bbs do i have to use my real name on compuserve can i send a message to that fat slob (lush bimball) i hate bash bimbo i can't stand to listen to that guy for 3 and 1/2 hours a day, they should taaaake him off the air , so i wont have to hear him is it illegal to download r rated gif files where can i get them? i don't know much about computers, but i amlearning (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 185 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : GREYTON SIMMS Subject : ART OF WAR Date/Time : 07-01-93 12:47:26 ---------------------------------------- I WAS TOLD THIS WAS THE ART OF WAR WHERE IS THE ART OF WAR? WHAT IS THERE NUMBER? THIS BOARD REALLY SUCKS PLEASE POST THE NUMBER FOR THE ART OF WAR!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 186 To : ANY ONE (public) (not read) From : JARED WOELPER Subject : clinton Date/Time : 07-01-93 15:12:58 ---------------------------------------- I VOTED FOR CLINTON AND AM PROUD OF IT!!!! WITH HIM YOU JUST CANT WINNNN!! BY THE WAY ... ANYBODY SEEN KENNEDY LATLEY OR NIXON OR PAUL LENNON OR GEORGE BUSH OR EVEN MICKEY MOUSE AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THE CLOWNS ARE BREEDING IN THE SEWERS!! IM OKAY (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 189 To : JARED WOELPER (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : clinton Date/Time : 07-01-93 15:43:05 ---------------------------------------- HEY MR. JARHEAD WALLPAPER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY DO YOU LIVE IN THE SEWER? WHY COULDN'T TODAY BE FRIDAY? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 190 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : YOU Date/Time : 07-01-93 15:44:55 ---------------------------------------- HEY MR. S. FROGG WHAT DOES THE S. STAND FOR???HUH? CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE THE NAME TURNIPSEED,,,,, THIS IS THE STUPIDIST NAME I EVER HEARD OF, CAN ANYBODY TOP THAT!!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 191 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : yourself Date/Time : 07-01-93 16:44:50 ---------------------------------------- jo bob, huh is your brothers name billy bob or maybe jo frank harris (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 192 To : GREYTON SIMMS (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : ART OF WAR Date/Time : 07-01-93 20:04:51 ---------------------------------------- 1-800-EAT-SHIT (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 193 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : YOU Date/Time : 07-01-93 20:06:26 ---------------------------------------- Yeah, I can top that: Frogg! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 194 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : CHRIS BISHOP Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-02-93 01:05:27 ---------------------------------------- Is the Art of War BBS down, or is it permanently gone? I am looking for some boards dedicated to modem play. Any suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks! Chris Bishop (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 196 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : Ballistics Date/Time : 07-02-93 02:32:54 ---------------------------------------- Looking For... Ballistics data on fifty cal desert eagle. Need to ascertain components for commercial loads. If anyone has any noncatastrophic hand load data for that weapon it would also be greatly appreciated. Would also appreciate any info concerning lead fouling of the gas return port. Would like approximate number of rounds fired through which model eagle (Caliber is important here) and what ammo was used. Could also use data in lug wear of the roller bolt. 50 data is probably scarce but any info would be appreciated. Any subjective data concerning the weapon used in tactical situations would also be nice. Thank you for any pertinant info. .s ? ? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 197 To : JOE BOB (public) (not read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : what Date/Time : 07-02-93 09:43:00 ---------------------------------------- BOY! you're smart. Could you share more of your wisdom with us? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 198 To : JARED WOELPER (public) (not read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : clinton Date/Time : 07-02-93 09:53:01 ---------------------------------------- You're really c00l... I wish I could be like you... no joke... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 199 To : EVERYONE THAT HAS ANY SENSE... (public) (not read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-02-93 09:55:27 ---------------------------------------- I can't for the life of me figure out why Chuck can run this BBS 24 hour a day, but not The Art Of War. Is it because of hard drive space, WHAT? Maybe I can help. I'm sure you get a lot of feedback about how this BBS really sucks, so I won't say anything.. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 200 To : CHRIS BISHOP (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-02-93 10:04:15 ---------------------------------------- THE ART OF WAR IS GOING DOWN AS SOON AS THE LAST PERSON CALLS!!!!!! UNTIL THEN CONTINUE TO CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 201 To : WILL STARKE (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-02-93 10:07:36 ---------------------------------------- TO EACH HIS OWN , CHUCK RUNS THIS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO AND NOT BECAUSE YOU WANT HIM TO APPARENLY YOU HAVE NO SENCE OF HUMOR (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 203 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : YOU Date/Time : 07-02-93 10:34:34 ---------------------------------------- I CAN TOP THAT GOOD(FORNOTHING) HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAA!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 204 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : YOURSELF Date/Time : 07-02-93 10:40:04 ---------------------------------------- HEY JO BOB, GUY WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME, I BET ITS TURNIPSEED, OR FICKLESTEIN OR SOMETHING STUPID, FROGG IS A GOOD OLD ENGLISH NAME,,, IT GOES BACK MANY HUNDREDS OF YEARS. HEY JOHN KELLY PAY YOUR OWN TAXES (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 205 To : S.FROGG (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : TAXES Date/Time : 07-02-93 11:49:16 ---------------------------------------- I ALWAYS PAY MY FAIR SHARE OF TAXES, YOU SHOULD TOO. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 207 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : CY SPERLING Subject : barney Date/Time : 07-02-93 13:31:05 ---------------------------------------- what do you people think of that barney kids show i don't like it i think its bad for kids why should my kid have more respect for a fake purple dinasaur than he does for me? i welcome comments on this (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 209 To : CY SPERLING (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : barney Date/Time : 07-02-93 14:24:19 ---------------------------------------- hey cy , get a life (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 210 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : me Date/Time : 07-02-93 15:34:54 ---------------------------------------- i am going out of town and wont be back till tuesday, i look forwar to some good messages when i get back i have a big weekend planned, i am going over to broadick crawfords house and we are going to rotate my tires. answer: bill clinton, arelio rodriguez, bill clinton question: name a hick, a spiek and a butt lick (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 211 To : JARED WOELPER (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : clinton Date/Time : 07-02-93 18:17:44 ---------------------------------------- Anyone seen Spanky lately? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 212 To : WILL STARKE (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-02-93 18:19:18 ---------------------------------------- I really need a 14.4 kbaud modem. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 213 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-02-93 18:20:08 ---------------------------------------- I would appreciate it if you would stop all of your damn profanity. There is NO NEW NUMBER for The Art of War BBS. It is down. It might come back again someday but not until I can get some decent equipment to run it on. My current computer system is 386SX 16mhz with 40 meg hard drive and is TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE for today's computing need I just don't have the money or time to run the Art of War they way it deserves to be run. My most humble apologies to all former AoW users. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 214 To : CY SPERLING (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : barney Date/Time : 07-03-93 00:06:33 ---------------------------------------- Barney is a child molester. (The guy in the suit;not the voice) He was arrested a little while back for child molestation, but never sentenced and let out on bail. I think if they are going to have a DINOSAUR show, it should be violent,(Dinos eating kids, etc.) T.V. today doesn't have enough funny violence and death. I think the show should be more graphic and explicit in nature. Any comments? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 215 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-03-93 00:09:41 ---------------------------------------- We all do, buddy!!! Quit whining and go buy one! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 216 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-03-93 00:11:17 ---------------------------------------- What software are you using for this little BBS? It looks interesting. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 217 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ANDY JENKS Subject : huh Date/Time : 07-03-93 13:19:21 ---------------------------------------- Just called cause I found the number in a magazine...what's going on here? It's a serious question. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 218 To : CY SPERLING (public) (not read) From : JOHN WHITING Subject : Barney Date/Time : 07-04-93 14:08:04 ---------------------------------------- In reply to your question of why kids respect Barney and not you. Maybe Barney has earned it..... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 219 To : JANE HATHOWAY (public) (not read) From : CHRIS CRAIG Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 07-04-93 15:55:02 ---------------------------------------- Now we know why they came out with "Crystal Pepsi." It's much easier to see the Hypo Needles in. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 220 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : LORD FREAK Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-05-93 03:16:04 ---------------------------------------- Didn't you see? Its running on Qmodem Host. You know, that popular com program. Pssst! Hey, yeah you. Do you know the password to shell out to DOS? /s (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 221 To : ANDY JENKS (public) (not read) From : LORD FREAK Subject : huh Date/Time : 07-05-93 03:17:26 ---------------------------------------- What magazine do you find BBS numbers in? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 222 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : LORD FREAK Subject : nothing Date/Time : 07-05-93 03:18:33 ---------------------------------------- Hey, Chuck, did you delete all your files from Art of War when you took it down? I never saw the former board but would guess there were some neat files on it. Put some in the d/l section for us, will ya? I'm new around here. Just call me Lordy or just Freak. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 223 To : CHUCK (public) (not read) From : LORD FREAK Subject : files Date/Time : 07-05-93 03:21:05 ---------------------------------------- Can I upload anything I want to this board? Let's make this a pirate board! Yeah! Except it kind of sucks at 24oo baud. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 224 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-05-93 18:53:50 ---------------------------------------- This bbs is actually the "host mode" of the popular Qmodem communication package. FYI (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 225 To : ANDY JENKS (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : huh Date/Time : 07-05-93 18:54:26 ---------------------------------------- What magazine did you find the number in? Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler Hahahaha... Seriously, this is the Modem Test BBS. Call anytime just to test your modem. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 226 To : CHRIS CRAIG (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 07-05-93 18:55:19 ---------------------------------------- My aunt is a diabetic and she went to the drug store to fill her perscription for hypodermic needles. When she got home she found that her needles were filled with Pepsi! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 227 To : LORD FREAK (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : files Date/Time : 07-05-93 18:57:04 ---------------------------------------- This is a 9600 baud BBS. Please do not upload Pirate material as I will go to jail and probably b butt-raped by a big black guy named Tyrone. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 228 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : 96oo baud modems Date/Time : 07-06-93 00:56:42 ---------------------------------------- Anyone know how much a slightly used or used 96oo baud modem cost? If yo can't find a used one, how much is a new one? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 229 To : LORD FREAK (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-06-93 00:58:25 ---------------------------------------- No, man. The shell password is not /s. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 230 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Shell 2 DOS Date/Time : 07-06-93 01:00:31 ---------------------------------------- Does the shell to DOS function shell to my DOS or your DOS? If your DOS, please give me the password to it! Leave me a private message. PLEASE! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 231 To : PAT COLONEY (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Yo! Date/Time : 07-06-93 01:03:59 ---------------------------------------- You should try Renegade. It is a VERY easy BBS to install, and it is ver widely supported. I'm working on it now, and it'll be up and running soon. I'll post the number when I'm finished. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 232 To : JOE HEWLETT (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : What Date/Time : 07-06-93 01:05:36 ---------------------------------------- Well, if you want to upload the files, do it! The AOWJr. needs them! We need them! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 233 To : ALL NEW COMPLAINERS! (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 01:07:47 ---------------------------------------- Hey all you new users! If you saw the old Art of War, you saw how good i was. I am speaking on the SysOp's behalf;hopefully he agrees with me; to say that this BBS is cool! It may not be the best in files, but the messages KICK ASS! If you wanna be a fuckhead and complain about this BBS, DON'T FUCKING CALL AGAIN! I don't want to hear any more complaints about the best message base in Atlanta. If you do, I'll be sure the SysO deletes your stupid, little, irate remarks from the messages! And by the way...if you have any good files to upload, PLEASE DO IT! We all would b grateful! Thanx! Tony Good (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 235 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : GOOD MESSAGES Date/Time : 07-06-93 01:21:22 ---------------------------------------- This is the only good message you got while you were gone. Sorry... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 237 To : MODEM TESTERS (public) (not read) From : MAX HOWSER Subject : BBS Date/Time : 07-06-93 01:44:44 ---------------------------------------- There is a new BBS called "En-Forum BBS". Within a few days it will be 14.4. Growing file area w/ latest updates. 404-484-8378. Keep in mind that this is new, there might be a bug or two. Just leave the sysop a note, or me "max". (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 241 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : NORMAN SWARTZKOPF Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 02:39:19 ---------------------------------------- Get a life, Tony. Really. Blah, Blah, Blah, upload please? What a geek. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 243 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : GARY STEELE Subject : Ballistics Date/Time : 07-06-93 12:18:31 ---------------------------------------- Probably the BEST place to get ballistics data for the 50 cal DE would b Magnum Research itself. After all they designed the sucker.....try giving them a call at 612-574-1868. If they can't or won't help you, they could probably tell you where to go (for the info that is....)..... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 244 To : ANY SERIOUS WARGAMERS LEFT (public) (not read) From : GARY STEELE Subject : Empire Deluxue update Date/Time : 07-06-93 12:24:10 ---------------------------------------- I got the update for Empire Deluxe last week, and called here expecting the old Art of War and had planned to upload if it no one had beat me t it. Anyone interested in a copy can leave me mail on Shareware South, Data Dimension, or PCUG's Com1 and I'll put it on one of those boards... I believe its updating to ver. 3.1. Fixes a few bugs and the like I'm told (I haven't had the free time to install it yet.). (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 247 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : GEYSERS Date/Time : 07-06-93 13:21:30 ---------------------------------------- DID YOU KNOW THAT 2/3rds OF ALL GEYSERS IN THE WORLD ARE IN YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, NO JOKE. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 248 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : MODEMS Date/Time : 07-06-93 13:23:01 ---------------------------------------- DID YOU KNOW THTA IF DON'T CALL THIS BBS WITH AN ERROR CORRECTING MODEM YOU GET A LOT OF GARBAGE ON THE SCREEN, NO JOKE PS WHO ARE ALL THOSE WEIRD PEOPLE WHO KEEP CALLING THIS BBS. NO JOKE THIS IS NOT A JOKE , NO JOKE, HAAABAHAAAAHAAHAHHAHAHAH (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 249 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : Art of War? Date/Time : 07-06-93 13:29:34 ---------------------------------------- LOOK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL PROFANITY IS? SO GO AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!!! THE NEW NUMBER FFOR THE REAL ART OF WAR BBS IS 404-894-2$%^ (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 250 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : barney Date/Time : 07-06-93 13:31:49 ---------------------------------------- ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT MY HERO BARNEY FIFE OR WHAT I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS INSTEAD OF ALL THIS DINASAUR CRAP!!! HAVE THEY EVER FOUND ANY FOSSILISED DINASAUR DUNG???? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 251 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CY SPERLING Subject : GEYSERS Date/Time : 07-06-93 14:05:07 ---------------------------------------- did you know that 2/3 of all the geesers in the world are in florida and arizona (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 252 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : modem Date/Time : 07-06-93 14:10:08 ---------------------------------------- can i call this bbs even if i am not testing my modem, just wondering (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 253 To : JOE BOB (public) (not read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : you Date/Time : 07-06-93 14:11:21 ---------------------------------------- joe bob why are you such an opnoxious fool (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 254 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : MAX HOWSER Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-06-93 14:25:58 ---------------------------------------- New BBS. "En-Forum BBS"-404-484-8378. Soon to be 14.4. Give it a call (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 255 To : MAX HOWSER (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-06-93 15:10:55 ---------------------------------------- why should we call this new bbs probably just another sysop begging for money (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 256 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : rush limbaugh Date/Time : 07-06-93 15:12:46 ---------------------------------------- now that rush limbaugh is on wgst all weekend what has happened to Slob and ROB? eric sidel is a cheapskape why did bill clinton go to philladelphia? because they couldn't blame the crack in the liberty bell on him! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 257 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 16:03:17 ---------------------------------------- what do you mean by a "good" file the sysop does not allow triple xxx rated stuff here. does he? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 258 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : you Date/Time : 07-06-93 16:08:40 ---------------------------------------- i guess it takes one to know one by the way how are your electro shock treatments coming you are a mental midget compared to me (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 259 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : modem test Date/Time : 07-06-93 16:11:58 ---------------------------------------- how exactly does this bbs test your modem anyway does anybody know? is it run by hayes? does this modem test . check your modem for virsus, how do i know if my modem tests ok, will i get a letter in the mail or somthing or will it be announced over the radio i am very confused, but not as much as tony good or john kelly or that idiot who wanted ballistics information for some non exsistant gun, i still laugh when i read that message s. frogg you are a coward (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 260 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : address Date/Time : 07-06-93 16:20:41 ---------------------------------------- where do i mail my money to for membership in this bbs and how much should i send will i also get a copy of the limbaugh letter if i act before midnight? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 262 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : barney Date/Time : 07-06-93 17:09:24 ---------------------------------------- Yes, they have found fossilized dino shit, and sell it in some places in the U.S. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 263 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 17:11:58 ---------------------------------------- Hmmm...if the SysOp does allow XXX stuff on here, upload it. If he doesn't upload it. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 264 To : NORMAN SWARTZKOPF (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 17:16:36 ---------------------------------------- I think your brain is just rotting from all of that bong resin from the 60s when you did that "wacky tobbaccee" with your mom in your incestious relationships with both your parents and your siblings and your dog and Mr. Rogers and The Muppets...And also, you FUCKING SUCKED in Desert Stor To all you persons:Doesn't "Desert Shield" sound like a Maxi pad on t.v. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 265 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Yo! Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:06:20 ---------------------------------------- What's wrong with Qmodem Host ?? Huh? I am not open to any new suggestions concerning bbs software. Thank you. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 266 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:07:44 ---------------------------------------- You have perfectly echoed my sentiments concerning callers who complain. Thanks. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 267 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : MODEMS Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:10:00 ---------------------------------------- Is this a joke? It wasn't quite clear from your message. If you have a problem with line noise, you probably should have your phone line checked. Or perhaps you should use two phone lines. Or upgrade to Smartcom EZ. Or not. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 268 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : barney Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:12:11 ---------------------------------------- Believe it or not, this is an official geological term for fossilized dinosaur shit. It is called cocolith. No joke. If you don't believe me, look it up. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 269 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : modem Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:13:40 ---------------------------------------- I'm sorry, but you can only call this bbs if you are testing your modem. But look at it this way.... modems can go bad at any time right? So you should test your modem daily, right? So you should make it a habit to call the Modem Test BBS daily just to be sure that everything is still working. If you are able to get through, it is a successful test. No joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 270 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : you Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:14:57 ---------------------------------------- Are you any kin to David Duke?? Just wondering. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 271 To : MAX HOWSER (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:15:34 ---------------------------------------- Are you any kin to Doogie Howser? Just wondering. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 272 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:16:01 ---------------------------------------- The only way I will call new bbs's is if they offer free pornographic downloads on the first call. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 273 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:17:30 ---------------------------------------- I only allow single "x" rated stuff. Not triple "x". Call the Buckhead Cinema for a detailed description of the difference. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 274 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : modem test Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:20:31 ---------------------------------------- You realize of course that you don't have to read ALL of the messages AL of the time, don't you? Or are you really a mental midget like that guy said? There really is a .50 cal Desert Eagle handgun, btw. No joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 275 To : JO BOB (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : address Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:21:45 ---------------------------------------- You should send $175 to: 3399 Peachtree Rd NE The Lenox Building, Suite 700 Atlanta, Ga 30326 Attn: Jim Beesman. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 276 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:23:42 ---------------------------------------- I think Norman Schwartzkoff did an excellent job during Desert Storm and anybody who thinks he didn't probably voted for Clinton. P.S. Why didn't we use the .50 cal Desert Eagle during the Desert Storm operation? Huh? Maybe because we didn't have the ballistics yet that that guy still can't find? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 277 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Geysers vs Geesers Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:28:16 ---------------------------------------- I agree with that guy that most of the geesers are in florida and arizon Don't some of the geesers drive motorhomes to go visit the geysers at Yellowstone? Isn't this a pretty common occurance? Wouldn't it be confusing if all of the geesers and the geysers were at Yellowstone at the same time? Man.... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 278 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : Ballistics Date/Time : 07-06-93 18:31:27 ---------------------------------------- You should call Warrior Base BBS run by Johnny Bunch. He has a lot of ballistic data available for download, but no pornography. Or you could check recent back issues of Guns-N-Ammo magazine. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 279 To : JO BOB (public) (not read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-06-93 20:38:05 ---------------------------------------- I have a sence of humor. I just don't think that this is funny! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 280 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-06-93 20:38:51 ---------------------------------------- I have a couple of 14.4's, but unfortuantly you can't have one. /s (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 281 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : WILL STARKE Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-06-93 20:40:02 ---------------------------------------- If you guys and gals are intersted in a cool new BBS, then call wAcKyLaNd....(404)938-7665. It is free. It is a 14.4 baud rate. It is a message and gamers BBS. Currently running under Renegade. It also has some other interesting stuff to it (heheheheh). MoonDawg...Co-SysOp...of...wAcKyLaNd (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 282 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Yo! Date/Time : 07-07-93 00:51:10 ---------------------------------------- I didn't mean that message to be for *you* it was a new reply to an old message. Some guy name Joel or something. I think Qmodem Host is alright so don't change it! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 283 To : WILL STARKE (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-07-93 00:54:53 ---------------------------------------- How much will you sell one for? I might buy one... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 284 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : 14.4 Date/Time : 07-07-93 10:01:52 ---------------------------------------- i have several 14.4 's unfortunately they are all bad. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 285 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-07-93 10:06:46 ---------------------------------------- you can here this same guy at work from the time he walks in the door cause he makes this clippy clop sound and he always carrys a plastic sack that rattles in conjunction with this clippy clop sound he makes , it really is driving me crazy, i have got to find a new job before i loose my mind what should i do???????????????????????????????? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 290 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : barney Date/Time : 07-07-93 10:20:49 ---------------------------------------- who pulled your string today? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 291 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-07-93 10:21:38 ---------------------------------------- i heard tony good has a pornagraphic memory!!!!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 292 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-07-93 10:23:37 ---------------------------------------- what is the number for the buckhead cinema tony good wants to know???????? i am not interested in x rated material since it is illegal to transfer over the phone line the fbi will lock your ass up if they find out what all can you see in single x, just wondering? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 294 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : xxx files Date/Time : 07-07-93 11:10:57 ---------------------------------------- check out the xxx files in the down load section they're GREAT (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 295 To : WILL STARKE (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : WHY? Date/Time : 07-07-93 12:22:20 ---------------------------------------- what is funny to you will???? i think this is funny as hell!!!!!!!! what happened to that fire chicken guy anyway????? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 296 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : geyser vs geesers Date/Time : 07-07-93 12:25:58 ---------------------------------------- i wonder what is the geyser to geeser ratio in the world?? i think there is probably 10000 geesers for every geyser (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 297 To : JO BOB (public) (not read) From : S. FROGG Subject : you Date/Time : 07-07-93 12:33:19 ---------------------------------------- jo bob , do you have the ballistics data for the 99 calibar MANLIK CARCANO ITALIAN JUNGLE RIFLE, i would be very greatful if you or anyone else who has this data would down load it to this bbs, i need this as soon as posible, this information is very important to me, i need information, please. this data should include the ambient air temperature in bothe farenhieght and celsius for which the data was obtained, and also the approximate % of cloud cover and what time it was GMT. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 298 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : ballistic data Date/Time : 07-07-93 13:45:17 ---------------------------------------- why in the hell would the average jo want any kind of ballistic data on anything and why would they call here looking for it??????????????????? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 299 To : S.FROGG (public) (not read) From : JON KELLY Subject : 50 cal desert gun Date/Time : 07-07-93 13:47:26 ---------------------------------------- the reason they didn't use the 50 cal desert eagle in desert storm was because the women could not fire them aand they were afraif of making them look bad if the men had big guns and the women had smaller guns, and some news guy found out about it and reported it. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 300 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : ROGER HUFF Subject : what happened? Date/Time : 07-07-93 15:27:25 ---------------------------------------- what happened to the art of war? and what is going on here now? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 301 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : JOSEPH ROBERT Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-07-93 15:44:08 ---------------------------------------- did you know that floride has never been approved by the fda for use in water supplies floride has never been proven to prevent tooth decay however it has been proven to cause harm to teeth in moderate amounts. floride is mainly used as a pesticide, and comes in containers labeled poison, so why do we allow it to be added to the water supply, please write your congressman about this nad post this message on other bbs's (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 303 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : TALL JOHN Subject : WHAT A GREAT BOARD Date/Time : 07-07-93 17:56:39 ---------------------------------------- I was looking for The Art Of War. What fool was I! This is the best boar that I've ever been on. The File area shines on its own, but the Message are truly incredible. What a power, what a finesse (and don't give me shit about spelling), what inner beauty and refinement! Outstanding. The only problem that I have is: nobody veryfied my phone number. I really don't feel comfortable at all with my phone number not being veryfied. On the possitive side, it did check my modem inside and out. This is wha I call a job well done. Thank you again. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 304 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-07-93 21:25:46 ---------------------------------------- Have you ever considered becoming a U.S. Postal worker? You are crazy enough for the job. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 305 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : MODEMS Date/Time : 07-07-93 21:26:21 ---------------------------------------- You should always use an error correcting modem. I wish other computer components could be error correcting. Such as, th computer should know when I accidently type "ckhdsk" that I really meant "chkdsk" Ya know what I mean Vern? Speaking of Vern, what was the best of the "Ernest" series of movies? I have heard that "Ernest Goes to Jail" was the best, but I think I coul make a case for "Scared Stupid." What do you think?? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 306 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : geyser vs geesers Date/Time : 07-07-93 21:29:25 ---------------------------------------- Advances in modern medicine continue to dramatically increase the geeser population. No joke. We are going to be stuck with more and more geesers for a very long time Its a veritable geeser epidemic! Thank God for Jack Kavorkian. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 307 To : JON KELLY (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : 50 cal desert gun Date/Time : 07-07-93 21:31:15 ---------------------------------------- Lord knows you are the military expert. (and Apple disk drive expert.) By the way, I got your big gun right here. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 308 To : ROGER HUFF (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : what happened? Date/Time : 07-07-93 21:32:04 ---------------------------------------- The Art of War BBS now exists in the Twilight Zone and can only be reached via a "phone call from beyond." If you get a mysterious phone call in the night, with the eerie voice of a different guy that sounds like Elvis... and then you hear carrier tone... quickly hook up your modem for an incoming call from the Art of War. (Be sure to use only an error correcting modem, since those connections from 'beyond' are always so noisy!) (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 309 To : JOSEPH ROBERT (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-07-93 21:34:18 ---------------------------------------- Is this message about floride a joke? It didn't say "No Joke" so I wasn't sure. I do not drink tap water, nor do I use it for cooking. I use only Crystal Springs bottled water at my house for drinking and cooking. No Joke. I buy Crystal Springs water 4 five gallon jugs at a time and I have my own water cooler dispenser at my house. Again, this is not a joke. I do still use tap water for bathing, but I am very careful not to drink any while I am in the shower. Is floride harmful if it gets into any other bodily orifices while bathing? I would really like to know this!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 310 To : TALL JOHN (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : WHAT A GREAT BOARD Date/Time : 07-07-93 21:37:19 ---------------------------------------- Thank you for your kind words of encouragement Tall John. I can verify your phone number if you wish, just leave it to me in a private message. (I can also verify bad passwords against a master list of bad passwords. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 312 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-07-93 23:23:20 ---------------------------------------- The Desert Eagle Fifty was outlawed for use in desert storm because of the KNOWN ballistics. While serving in the US Army I was specifically instructed NOT to use the fifty cal machine gun on infantry. I am sure that the ballistics are similar enough to arrive at the same conclusion. DON'T even mention the barrett rifle. All available ammo was used up in the robocop movie. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 314 To : S. FROGG (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : you Date/Time : 07-07-93 23:35:35 ---------------------------------------- S. FROGG stands for stupid frog. the kind i would not even waste a cheap hand thrown .22 BB on. I am so sorry that my sincere request for some information makes your cloaca twitch. it seems that some people ar so easily amused. i think it would be a good idea to get the ballistics data on the eruptive emissions of your anal/cranial inversion syndrome t determine the exact correlation between exhaust velocity and temperature and whether any scientist can ever prove any difference. as far as that velocity and temperature is concerned, please use the kelvin and parsecs per femtosecond scales. we would not want to unfairly represent you on the cosmic scale of flatulance. I will patiently wait for you to poke your anus/crainum out from under your lilly pad/handle and give me more ballistics data. i want to make sure you deserve this representation and yes i know crainum is spelled cranium but i am sure you will never know the difference (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 315 To : JON KELLY (public) (not read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : ballistic data Date/Time : 07-08-93 00:00:02 ---------------------------------------- BECAUSE i am not an average joe and i called this board up and noticed that before it went DOWN that it had several files that might have had that information. i never got to download anything because the next tim i called aow was down and i thought that the board would have some members who could be of help. NOT some frogg hopping lilly livered bozo who understands ballistics only as a beer fart. IF you are not s. frogg do not worry about the last line. BESIDES, I think that aow would have been a good start on finding that information. You are probably entirel correct in your statement that the info or a knowledgable person would b on aowjr. knowledgable refers to ballistically, not intellectually. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 316 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : geyser vs geesers Date/Time : 07-08-93 00:11:47 ---------------------------------------- Could you please differentiate between geezers, geesers and snowbirds? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 317 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : 50 cal desert gun Date/Time : 07-08-93 00:13:15 ---------------------------------------- Does that gun fire WADcutters or blanks. Sorry chuck, couldn,t resist.. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 318 To : MODEM TESTERS (public) (not read) From : MAX HOWSER Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-08-93 02:09:33 ---------------------------------------- New BBS. The En-Forum, 484-8378. No upload/download ratios. ( No Joke!!!) (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 319 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : TALL JOHN Subject : WHAT A GREAT BOARD Date/Time : 07-08-93 10:29:10 ---------------------------------------- Chuck, you're kind of late with the verifying process. I like it beign done right away. So I had to call a friend of mine and he verified me instead. It took away the discomfort instantly. very nice gyu - he had done this for me before. As far as passwords go, I've never had a bad one. The foremost authority on passwords is in Belgium. He has words lists in eleven languages (I downloaded them all, of course). At that time, my password was the plura form of the word "sheep" in the Bulgarian language. SInce there is no online dictionary for Bulgarian, I'm safe for now. Later on I'll switch to Sanskrit - it has eigth tenses, four ods, singular, dual and plural forms and 10 conjugations. As you see, I like to keep things safe. If you want to know about the effects of floride on the anal orifice, read my other message. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 321 To : JOE BOB (public) (not read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-08-93 11:15:08 ---------------------------------------- there is this different guy at work who wears short pants, but with a long sleeve shirt i can't figure this out?? why do people do this? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 322 To : ANYBODY (public) (not read) From : HOMER BELTON Subject : POOR Date/Time : 07-08-93 11:53:30 ---------------------------------------- WE WERE SO POOR WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, WE HAD NO SHOES AND WE WALKED 30 MILES TO SCHOOL, IN KNEE DEEP SNOW, AND WHEN WE GOT HOME WE HAD TO WORK IN THE FIELDS TILL MIDNIGHT. NOW THATS POOR. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 323 To : HOMER BELTON (public) (not read) From : BOB WEISS Subject : POOR Date/Time : 07-08-93 12:21:01 ---------------------------------------- thats nothing we didn't have a school to walk to we had to walk 40 miles to work in the mines for 3 cents a week, and when we got home all we had to eat was a crust of bread, then we would work in the fields till past midnight go to bed and get back up at 3 am to walk back to the mines in waist deep snow with no shoes or shirts, top that anybody!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 324 To : EVERYBODY (public) (not read) From : MICK LESTER Subject : pot Date/Time : 07-08-93 12:48:54 ---------------------------------------- man i think pot should leagealized i grow my own ,i love it... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 325 To : BOB WEISS (public) (not read) From : S.BRIAN WILSON Subject : POOR Date/Time : 07-08-93 12:53:40 ---------------------------------------- well , that sounds like a good time to me we lived in a carboard box in the middle of the road we got up a half an hour before we went to bed, then walked 100 miles with no feet in neck deep snow to the mill were we worked 25 hours, and wwhen we got home we had a lump of cold poison to eat and then our father would murder us in cold blood now that's poor (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 326 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-08-93 13:57:30 ---------------------------------------- better check that label on that bottled water you will see that it too is flouridated p.s. what does bevery stone think of bottled water p.p.s. krystal springs water come right out of a tap in decatur, no joke (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 327 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-08-93 14:03:50 ---------------------------------------- what orafices do you have in mind???????????? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 328 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : S. FROGG Subject : ballistic data Date/Time : 07-08-93 15:37:44 ---------------------------------------- i have reported you to the bureau of alachol , tobacco and FIREARMS(the feds) lets see you explain to them why you need all this ballistics data for illegal weapons. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 329 To : SYSOP (public) (not read) From : ROGER HUFF Subject : THE REAL ART OF WAR Date/Time : 07-08-93 15:58:12 ---------------------------------------- I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ART OF WAR IS THERE A DOOR I HAVE TO OPEN TO GET TO THE ART OF WAR , OR IS THERE A NEW PHONE NUMBER ARE THESE MESSAGES FOR REAL???? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 330 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TALL JOHN Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-08-93 16:31:27 ---------------------------------------- I think he means the anal orifice. It is an established fact that flouride in that area causes itching, burning sensation, emotional tensions and overall discomfort in general. This problem is best treated using the Black Olive method as follows: Select a ripe, black olive (the Krinos brand from kroegers works well) and split it in half. Place one of the halfs in your mouth and gently sqeeze for about 20 sec. Then remove it from your mouth and place it in the orifice. Again, sqeeze gently - this time for 15 sec. only. Repeate this no more then four times a day. A few treatments should be enough to git rid of the burning and itching sensations. This is one reason why I always keep a few black olives handy. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 331 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : 14.4 Date/Time : 07-08-93 20:11:46 ---------------------------------------- What's wrong with them? If you sell them cheap, they could be repaired. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 332 To : S.BRIAN WILSON (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : POOR Date/Time : 07-08-93 20:22:07 ---------------------------------------- That's nothing... We lived in a paper bag in a septic tank we had to get up at midnight, 2 hours before we went to bed clean out the septic tank clean out the paper bag eat a handful of cold gravel go to the salt mines and didn't get paid nothing we had to pay them for the pleasure of working there then after 76 hours of work, come home put the goats to bed milk the lizards give the milk to the landlord then, if we were lucky, our parents would thrash us with thier belts and then kill us and dance upon our graves singing 'Hallaluyah' ---Anybody wanna top that??? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 333 To : ROGER HUFF (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : THE REAL ART OF WAR Date/Time : 07-08-93 20:26:52 ---------------------------------------- Yeah, uh Rogey. Just open the door in your ass that says 'welcome' and look in there. You might find somebody who can give you that info. If yo can't turn the doorknob due to the massive amount of Vaseline in your ass, well bud, I guess you're just out of luck, huh? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 334 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-08-93 20:43:11 ---------------------------------------- Isn't it against the Geneva Convention to use .50 caliber against infantry? Isn't the .30 caliber the largest you are "supposed" to use versus infantry? I'm not sure. I friend of mine drove an M1-A1 Abrams in Desert Storm, and he told me that they "officially" weren't supposed to use the big machine gun against infantry. But... UNofficially their tank commander told them they could blow the hell out of anybody they wanted to with it. No joke (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 335 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-08-93 20:47:09 ---------------------------------------- Allen.... you just have to face it. Some people are just plain stupid. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 336 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : THE REAL ART OF WAR Date/Time : 07-08-93 20:49:32 ---------------------------------------- There is nothing wrong with risque messages.... but let's try to avoid the outright vulgar ones if at all possible. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 337 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : FAMOUSE PEOPLE ON THIS BBS!! Date/Time : 07-08-93 20:52:07 ---------------------------------------- Does anyone listen to 640AM WGST in the evenings? If you do, you have heard our own "Jo Bob" call in to the Kim Peterson "Flush the Lines" sho That's right, one of our very own users, the infamous "Jo Bob" was ON TH AIR this very evening at approximately 5:15pm. I am honored that the cheesy jokes of this message area have made their way onto the air waves of Atlanta talk radio. No Joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 339 To : HOMER BELTON (public) (not read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : POOR Date/Time : 07-08-93 22:56:11 ---------------------------------------- What do you mean poor... At least you had a school to go to... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 340 To : S. FROGG (public) (not read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : ballistic data Date/Time : 07-08-93 22:58:31 ---------------------------------------- Boy are you ever going to look stupid. I have a FEDERAL FIREARMS IMPORTERS LICENSE from the FEDERAL BUREAU OF ALCOHOL (methyl), TOBACCO (wacky) and FIREARMS (fifty cal DE). Anybody in the business knows exactly what I am talking about. BY THE WAY the fifty DE can be had in several finishes and barrel lengths for about $1300 street. Owning an arsenal is not illegal, just how you use it. It took two long years to clear a MP-5 through customs. It is also virtually impossible for me or anyone to resell a firearm like the MP-5 to some irresponsible jerk because the FBI knows my inventory and you can bet that if any jerk uses a weapon similar to say an MP-5 that they will immediately pay me a visi and I better have possession of the weapon and probably some fired slugs for rifling matching. BESIDES, I can only sell the weapon to someone else with a license and the paperwork is HELL. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 341 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-08-93 23:13:58 ---------------------------------------- To be brutally honest chuck, if you looked at what was left, I bet that no one could figure out if it was a fifty or a thirty. My instinct has always been that if I was in the tank and some joker jumped up close enough to pick up visually on the fifty gunsight that I would with great calm and finesse inform the crew that avon was calling. Translated>>> XXXX (deleted expletive) HAND LAUNCHER AT 300 DEGREES. What that means is that the driver will immediately go to heading 270 degrees or so and zigzag while maintaining frontal armor to avon. Presumtion that no terrain cover is available. The tank commander will immediatley unload that illegal according to the geneva convention fifty until even the san fleas will need a microscope to find bits. The gunner of course will hi MAIN on his console and launch a M833 105mm sabot round (he was expectin another tank) to "nail" the sucker and eliminate said sand fleas. Then after the driver runs over the hole in the sand everyone goes looking fo new underwear. DESPITE the fact that NO current hand launched anti tank weapon can penetrate the frontal blazer reactive chobham armor. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 342 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : usage of fifty Date/Time : 07-08-93 23:35:38 ---------------------------------------- Check with your desert storm buddy chuck. everything i wrote is on the up and up. i bet he will even complain that he did not have the 120mm smoothbore on the A2 and they would not let him take the governor off th turbine. For all you trivia buffs the M1 has a 1500hp gas turbine with hydrostatic tranny. in other words, you don't wait for the revs to hit the powerband. you immediately have 1500hp on tap off the line. the M1 (all 62 tons) can out accelerate most cars from 0 to 30. if you take th governor off the M1 it will do 70mph on hardtop. for any doubters, dig out Jane's and check. Talk to your buddy chuck. he will tell you that this aint no joke. By the way "blazer" is the semiofficial name for the reactive armor. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 344 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Sorry... Date/Time : 07-09-93 01:40:29 ---------------------------------------- Hey, man. Sorry about that last nasty message. I'm just tired of those idiots always asking "Hey, where is the AoW? This AoW Jr. sucks man!" They can all just sincerely kiss my, ahem, butt. I just like this board too much and get outraged by those idiots easily. These messages look better each and every day! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 345 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : ED MORRIS Subject : Makin' money fast Date/Time : 07-09-93 02:32:48 ---------------------------------------- I uploaded a file called Money.doc that has instructions for a plan that lets you earn 50,000 dollars in 60 days. I've done it before and it works. Do it, dude! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 346 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : TALL JOHN Subject : HUMANITARIANS Date/Time : 07-09-93 08:39:00 ---------------------------------------- Since vegetarians eat vegetables, beaware of humanitarians. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 347 To : TALL JOHN (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-09-93 09:13:37 ---------------------------------------- can i use a green olive? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 348 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : JO BOB Subject : art of war Date/Time : 07-09-93 09:19:42 ---------------------------------------- what happened to the art of war bbs i am told you now run the art of war but refuse to give out the phone number, hahahahahahah. what happened to that paul surrit guy he was very interested in the new phone # what is a fire chicken, i still don't know is it tall john or long john, i forget?? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 349 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-09-93 11:11:05 ---------------------------------------- are you calling me stupid, or those guys at work.? there is a different guy at work , who i swear wears womens perfume, you can actually smell it from 20 feet away. should i report it to the human resources dept, that this fags perfume is making me sick, or would they fire me for daring to critsize a homosexual. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 350 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : ALLEN DUKE Subject : modems Date/Time : 07-09-93 11:24:15 ---------------------------------------- i don't trust 14400 v32bis modem technology i prefer a 150 baud accustic coupler (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 351 To : JON KELLY (public) (read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : this bbs Date/Time : 07-09-93 12:47:02 ---------------------------------------- What are you talking about? This board is good!! Somebody really fooled me. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 352 To : JON KELLY (public) (read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 07-09-93 12:49:35 ---------------------------------------- I found a phone number in my diet pepsi can. When I called it i ended u reading messges from a bunch a jerks. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 353 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : SETH MORRIS Subject : bbs software Date/Time : 07-09-93 15:01:20 ---------------------------------------- does anyone have a good bbs program that is compatible with 088 process EGA. It must have doors files messages chat and bulletins. if you do please upload it here. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 354 To : ALL (public) (not read) From : S.FROGG FROGG Subject : files in download section Date/Time : 07-09-93 15:58:13 ---------------------------------------- check out hte files mia04 and mia05 in the download section, they are very interesting (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 355 To : STEPHEN HARRIS (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 07-09-93 16:02:32 ---------------------------------------- why do you write messages to yourself stephen? i would not call a guy who has a 50 cal hand gun a jerk on a public forum. this is a G R E A T E bbs, upload a good message or get off. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 356 To : SYSLOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : passwords Date/Time : 07-09-93 16:07:49 ---------------------------------------- i have a bunch of bad passwords to verify can the modem test bbs, verify a bad password or do i have to call a main frame type computer (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 357 To : SLYSOP (public) (not read) From : JO BOB Subject : password Date/Time : 07-09-93 16:11:15 ---------------------------------------- would icicarrycase make a good password??? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 358 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : JON KELLY Subject : external disk drive Date/Time : 07-09-93 16:15:18 ---------------------------------------- do you have any write precompensate data for the macintosh external disk drive, i need to know the spindal hub wear cofactor per 1000 write/read operations and the spring load insertion resistance mesurement after 1000 insertions. i also need the batter life expectancy if running on battery power a knee graph of this data would be very nice also, showing break down amperage to voltage ratio. please also provide the average rpm over an average read/write crc check operation. i also need the spring loaded ejection force measurements over a given time period as graphed against the ambient barrometric pressure at sea level stated in millibars thanks in advance for this data. p.s. why do some people state there disk drive space in terms of memory? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 359 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (not read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-09-93 18:58:57 ---------------------------------------- How many "different guys" do you have at work? How many "guys at work" d you have? Do you work at some gay male phone sex line or something??? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 360 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : ballistic data Date/Time : 07-09-93 21:18:58 ---------------------------------------- I saw a .50 DE at the Bargain Barn in Jasper (Tate) Georgia for $1099. No joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 361 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : usage of fifty Date/Time : 07-09-93 21:22:32 ---------------------------------------- If you immediately have 1500 hp, then why do you have the tach idle button to increase starting power? Just curious. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 362 To : RANDALL HARTWIG (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-09-93 21:33:06 ---------------------------------------- I saw some ammo for the .50 barrett available for sale in the "Shotgun News." No joke. P.S. (Both single shot and semi-automatic versions) (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 363 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (not read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : modems Date/Time : 07-09-93 21:38:30 ---------------------------------------- Maybe you should hook you computer up to a tin can with a string attache to it and try to communicate that way. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 364 To : STEPHEN HARRIS (public) (read) From : CHUCK HOOD Subject : foreign object Date/Time : 07-09-93 21:39:15 ---------------------------------------- I found half of a partially squeezed black olive in my can of diet pepsi Oh no.... you don't think? Naaahhh..... (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 365 To : MAX HOWSER (public) (not read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:23:05 ---------------------------------------- Didn't I read about that somewhere . . . (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 366 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:27:16 ---------------------------------------- Are you kin to Robin Hood? Just wondering.any kin to Robin Hood? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 367 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : modem test Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:28:52 ---------------------------------------- Yeah I think my sister has one. No joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 368 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (not read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:32:04 ---------------------------------------- Give him the phone number for this BBS, maybe he'll die of boredom. No joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 369 To : JOSEPH ROBERT (public) (not read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:35:03 ---------------------------------------- Hey Joseph! Nobody really cares OK!! By the way, did you vote for Clinton? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 370 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : MODEMS Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:37:01 ---------------------------------------- Neither, it was Ernest Goes to Camp. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 371 To : ALLEN DUKE (public) (not read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : this guy at work Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:43:28 ---------------------------------------- I have a friend who does that to. When i asked him about it he said tha he was cold, but not that cold. No joke. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 372 To : BOB WEISS (public) (not read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : POOR Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:44:56 ---------------------------------------- My dad would beaus every night untill he'd get to tired. Then he'd make us beat ourselves. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 373 To : TALL JOHN (public) (read) From : STEPHEN HARRIS Subject : floridation of water Date/Time : 07-09-93 22:47:44 ---------------------------------------- Nobody believe him. I learned the hard way. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 374 To : JON KELLY (public) (not read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : external disk drive Date/Time : 07-09-93 23:50:49 ---------------------------------------- Generally the write precompensation factor is factory set and that info is not usefull without the head acceleration slew rate based on random seek tests (track to track if you want to be picky). Spidle hub wear is nonexistant since the spindle lies on the bearing surface and not the hub. I would like to see you hold your breath on that 1000 write/read number on a READ ONLY optical disk. Before you ask for a SPRING load insertion resistance you better make sure it is not a voice coil HD. I only want to save you embarrassment. If you want a knee graph of the amperage to voltage ratio just insert one generic diode. If you put it in backwards I am sure you will get all the amperage you can handle. Also the spring loaded ejection force is NOT relevant in a voice coil HD because they unload from a capacitor discharge. The sea/level millibar ratio wont help you much in this case because your expertise is obviousl with ancient 5mb/500ms hard drives. AND by the way join the real world and shorten that 1000/1 interleave ratio. P.S. your so welcome. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 375 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : ballistic data Date/Time : 07-10-93 00:08:00 ---------------------------------------- Did he have it sitting there or did he say he could "order" it. LOTS of gun shops will get you what you want if it's prepaid and nailed with a heavy markup. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 376 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : usage of fifty Date/Time : 07-10-93 00:11:22 ---------------------------------------- I made the presumption the thing was already started. With all gas turbines you have to electrically bring up the rpm to get enough compression to fire it up. I am not familiar with the tach idle button per se but most turbines measure rpm off the starter/generator and it probably isnt a good idea to read how may amps the starter is using and the voltage that is usually tapped to read rpms. Most turboshaft engine generally run up and maintain rpm's and adjust the turbine stator blade angle to increase torque to the output shaft. The "pedal" generally increases stator angle and fuel flow together. You don't just gas a turbine and get power by increasing rpm. The tach idle button probably will allow more current to the starter motor in those nice situations where the driver shut down the motor and a few iraqi tanks roll over the hill. Spooling up rpm takes time and in combat you might not have it. THIS info is not certain. Your buddy probably has a much better idea. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 377 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : RANDALL HARTWIG Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-10-93 00:22:59 ---------------------------------------- I do not doubt you but somebody must be really lame to sell "artillery" rounds in a shotgun mag. (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 378 To : JO BOB (public) (read) From : TONY GOOD Subject : Where are you? Date/Time : 07-10-93 00:56:28 ---------------------------------------- Again, where are you??? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 379 To : MAX HOWSER (public) (not read) From : DAVID COPPERFIELD Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-10-93 01:13:18 ---------------------------------------- Why is it called En-Forum? (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 380 To : TONY GOOD (public) (read) From : DAVID COPPERFIELD Subject : COMPLAINING ABOUT AOW Jr. Date/Time : 07-10-93 01:14:23 ---------------------------------------- I'll upload some xxx files. Have you ever seen the porno version of Tetris? Porntris. /s (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 381 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : DAVID COPPERFIELD Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-10-93 01:16:10 ---------------------------------------- Are you a kin of Robin Hood? /s (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 382 To : CHUCK HOOD (public) (read) From : DAVID COPPERFIELD Subject : address Date/Time : 07-10-93 01:16:56 ---------------------------------------- Who's Jim Beesman? Is he a relation to Jim Morrison? /s arghhh!!! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 383 To : MAX HOWSER (public) (not read) From : DAVID COPPERFIELD Subject : New BBS Date/Time : 07-10-93 01:21:52 ---------------------------------------- You lie. Stopping messing with our minds old man! (R)eply, (Q)uit, [ENTER] next msg > Msg# : 384 To : ED MORRIS (public) (not read) From : DAVID COPPERFIELD Subject : Makin