|||||| |||||| |||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || |||||| ||||| |||||||||| || || || || || || || || || || || || ||||| || || |||||||| |||||| || || || |||||| |||||| Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord Supermarket Ideas ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent Cyclone I. Supermarket? I know some of you are thinking, "What the hell is a supermarket good for?" Yeah, well many people feel this way. These are the people who have never learned how to use the big ol' general store to its fullest advantages. The supermarket is one of the best places to shop for everything, if you know how to shop right. With the supermarkets constantly increasing in size and services, the opportunities never cease to expand. II. What to do? As I mentioned earlier, there is too much you can do at one of these places. Listed below are some ideas that you can have fun with. - First, and easiest, get a free meal. There are no supermarket police. If you walk up and down the aisles, there is a huge selection of vittles. Take whatever you like. When you are full, leave what you can't eat. No one will ever say anything to you because they are afraid to and generally they are too embarrassed. Just think, have all the seafood you like, or the stuff that you can't afford. Of course, should anyone ever question you, just say you are going to pay for it. I have been doing this for years and no one has ever said a damned thing to me. - Second, there are a lot of milk crates left in the back near the loading docks at night. These are great for storing things, and they are generally left outside, FREE! Speaking of loading docks, this is the best place for you underaged kids to steal all the beer you want. Wait until the big Bud truck rolls in, it will generally sit there with its doors open. This is prime time for thieving. There is no better buzz than getting drunk on stolen beer. - Third, your parents may send you to the grocery for mulch or any of those garden products that sit outisde the store in big stacks. If you aren't too nervous, just back your car up and take all you need. No one will ever notice. If you are a little scared, than go in the store, buy one bag, and go outside. Take the receipt, put it in your mouth so all can see it, and take as much as you need. Hell, get a stock-boy to help you load it in the car. III. Conclusion While these aren't the wildest ideas you have ever heard, they are practical. Why pay for a meal, when you can walk into the market and get a free one. Why pay for mulch and shit, when you can pocket mom & dad's money and get them their goods. Hope you put this crap to work in your area...it is tooo easy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ULTRA can be found in your area. If not, contact either of these systems: Blitzkrieg (502) 499-8933 Hall of Injustice (502) 241-9304 If you have any ideas, or want to alert ULTRA to some sly info you know of, let us know. Disclaimer: The ideas presented are for informational purposes only, the author can not be held responsible for actions taken. (c) Copyright 1991 Agent Cyclone / ULTRA