OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oOOOO OOOO. OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" .OOOOOO OOOOOo OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO oOOOOOOO OOOOOOO. OOOO oOOOO OOOO .OOOO OOOO OOOOOOOOo OOOO OOOO" OOOO oOOOO OOOO OOOO "OOOO. OOOO OOOOo .OOOO' OOOO .OOOO" OOOO OOOO OOOOoOOOO "OOOO. oOOOO OOOO oOOOOOOO..OOOO OOOO "OOOOOOO OOOOoOOOO" OOOO .OOOO"""OOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOO "OOOOOOO' OOOO oOOOO ""OOOO OOOO "OOOO OOOOOO |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | | | There Ain't No Justice | | | | #69 | | | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| - Vanity, thy Name is Woman - by Tal Meta Ah, vanity. It is an attribute primarily associated with women, and this particular file will be a tribute to one woman's vanity. But before I begin, a bit of background is in order.... Once upon a time, there was a female sysop who had what she herself called a "nasty rep". Sadly enough, this file isn't about how she got that "rep". No sir, its about some statements she made once upon a time in chat with a couple of people I know (people who save things, 'cuz you just never know what will come in handy, ya know?) and here are a few of the things she had to say about good 'ol TANJ.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahhhh....then you may have read several of those Tanj files....I have only seen one but am looking for the rest as I was informed of some very serious, very sick, lies that were included in them....derf is someones name spelled in reverse. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- oh, cuz I was gonna ask you, if you still have those 14-15 files, if you would be a sweetie and upload them to me....I really want to see what exactly has been said about me personally ---------------------------------------------------------------------- sorry, I didn't mean it that way, but I need to know as much as I can right now. ...I need to know what these files and these people have said and are saying about me, if you can remember any of it at all ---------------------------------------------------------------------- damn....not your fault....see, I really NEED these files yesterday! I'd explain why if ya like, but its not that important --Well, why? because I can hard-copy them and file charges of Slander against a public figure --Slander is very difficult, if not impossible to prove though. I have --heard of many cases, and I have taken pre-law courses. One of the --hardest crimes to prove. True, but each of these files are traceable to one local -Tals bbs- as a point of origin, I talked with a friend of mine last night and he said it could be done quite easily ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Now, I'll admit, those statements were made quite awhile ago... and, of course, she's never tried taking me to court for slander or anything else. Whether this is because to prove slander you have to demostrate that the statements made against you were FALSE, or simply due to apathy on her part, i dunno. Maybe its because sysops hardly qualify as "public figures". But someone reminded me that at the time, I had said I was going to make a file called "Vanity, Thy name is Woman". So, times being a bit slow, I decided, why not? :) The deepest, darkest secret to the entire TANJ Conspiracy is that the lady in question is in fact in ALMOST EVERY FILE WE'VE EVER WRITTEN! It's an unwritten rule that anyone who wishes to submit a file must somewhere mention her. I'll even give her a file by file listing of exactly where and in what way she is being "slandered" in each and every file. I'm nothing if not helpfull, you see. :) <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*> ---TANJ.000 tanj writers guide The secret to this file is that it's CRC value, when fed into a gematria program, will reveal the "true name" of our female sysop. Honest! :) ---TANJ.001 how to host a bust While not directly mentioned anywhere in this file, she is nevertheless there simply because her husband claims to have engineered my bust, no doubt to "silence" my viscious lies! ---TANJ.002 words to live by The quotes beginning on lines 27, 89, 98, 102, 116, & 251 all could be construed as having something to do with our heroine. In fact, the one on 251 was originally created in a post I made to her, when she was commenting on how wretched her life was. Go figure. ---TANJ.003 the last mile She appears again in this file, as its about my brush with the law. As a curious aside, the very morning I left for the vacation mentioned in the file, my fiancee & I spotted them at a gas station at 4ish in the morning. We kept our heads low and got out quick! :) ---TANJ.004 this ain't no sanfile / i hate banks We had fun with this one. Careful analysis of the file will reveal that each of the letters in her handle have been used EXACTLY 69 times. ---TANJ.006 on the origins of derf Hey, she even gets her name mentioned outright in this one. What more do you want? :) ---TANJ.007 at the end of my rope Another "brush with the law" file. If only her husband hadn't tried to take me out this way.... ---TANJ.009 blood lust 01: the awakening This file is mostly about blood, gore, and death. Bosch always liked gore & death, which is why our heroine is in EVERY scene. Even when Mordecai is alone, she's there. But she's never one of the victims. She's one of the knives. I'll leave it up to you to decide which one. ---TANJ.011 blood lust 02: the consumation Bosch tells me that in this file, she's the OTHER knife. ---TANJ.013 poems & memories I have quite a collection of poems the women in my life have written. In this file, there is a poem that shares a name in common with AB. Go read it, it's quite good. Come to think of it, I have a few of AB's poems about... I wonder if she'd mind? :) ---TANJ.014 going crazy in the suburbs 01 Read line 571. its right there. Go, do it now! ---TANJ.015 terrible lies Since this file gives voice to derf, it also relates directly back on AB. In the eyes of the law, they are one. One what, is the question though. ---TANJ.016 the abduction of a social geek Since all of the "evil people" who have supposedly spread lies about AB are mentioned in this file, she is here in spirit. ---TANJ.018 the 69 laws of bbsing Its all in the title. We're evil. ---TANJ.019 man of steel / woman of kleenex Since this file centers around sex... well, you get the picture. ---TANJ.024 the night that changed my life Our heroine was in the Chinese restraunt (owned by Russians) at the mini-mall. Again, she's not directly mentioned, but you just KNOW she's in there, ya know? ---TANJ.027 going crazy in the suburbs 03 Read line 268, and wonder.... ---TANJ.034 stan the flying roach AB is in fact Mrs. Johnson, although none of the other members of the Johnson Clan are related to her in any way. its just one of those mysteries, you know? ---TANJ.035 star white and the seven derfs Queen Pacifica. Need we say more? ---TANJ.037 adjourned again, naturally... Its a legal TANJ, and we've already established the link... ---TANJ.044 final mission In this file, AB appears as the grandmother in the final scene. ---TANJ.048 aristarchus of shiran: 01 All I'm going to say is.... AB is NOT Elissa. At all. ---TANJ.058 how do you plead? It was Derf's faault... he says so. She was there, in the courtroom, but never mentioned. its the link. ---TANJ.061 throckmorton of amber 01 AB is personified by the third emerald to the left in the Dragon's lair, you know, the one that buried the nasties. ---TANJ.062 not necessarily the evening news Mr. & Mrs. John Q Public indeed! ---TANJ.065 rage of angels If the title doesn't give it all away, I don't know what possibly could. ---TANJ.066 blood lust 03: the marriage Bosch tells me that in this file, AB is the third of the five musicians. And is not either of the knives in this story. Amazing, the subtlety of it all, yes? ---TANJ.067 offramp to hell Remember the wall? Where the demons were working the humans? Look about 10,354 people over to the left, and there she is, plain as day, a load of bricks on her sholder. She's also in the bar where Lennon was singling, relaxing after a hard day's night, but don;t ask me where, ok? ---TANJ.069 vanity, thy name is woman Now, of course, this file is entirely about AB. 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