--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes!!! Back due to popular disgust... AAAAA TTTTTTTT IIII IIII AA AA P TT E P II II AAAAAAA N R C TT S L A II II AA AA A Y I TT E I R II II AA AA C T TT T C S T IIII IIII * The alternative to Anarchistic Tendencies. (i.e. if you haven't been offended by theirs.. try mine!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you can't laugh at yourself, you've been logging onto Telegraph Road too much." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ode to a Hacker. ----------------- I'm a hacker and I'm Ok. I phreak all night and sleep all day. I break into Overseas Bank-Accounts. Money money money in lots of amounts. I've got a modem, it does 19k. A Credit Card so I dont pay. I've got an ego that fills the room. I log onto Zen and call myself a hoon. I'm an Elite, thats who I am. Though I'm still wondering if I'm a man. I'm in The Realm and feelin' fine. Soon I'll be in jail doing time. John Elliot's accounts I've got access to. I wish I stayed at school to understand a few. My face is acne, my gut is full of flem. Pizza is the only food at 3am. I've got a girl she's so neat. I met her at a Zen meet. Last night I called United States. Spoke to a guy whose got no mates. (either) I'm a hacker and I'm Ok. I phreak all night and sleep all day. Anon. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zen. I would say its a religion, and be heralded by a lot of misunderstood monks, so I won't. I hate monks. CONNECT Welcome To ZEN BBS! Now awaiting your logon! Notice: BY USING THE INDIAL NUMBER AND HAVING ACCESS TO THE SYSTEM PASSWORD YOU IMPLY ACCEPTANCE OF THE PROVISIONS OF THE VICTORIA CRIMES (COMPUTERS) ACT 1988 AND THE PROVSIONS OF THE FEDERAL TELECOMMUNICATIONS REGULATIONS IN RELATION TO THE ILLEGAL POSESSION AND USE OF E.F.T. SYSTEMS; TELEGRAPHIC AND TELEPHONY CALL CHARGE CARDS, BOTH DOMESTIC AND OVERSEAS; AND OF THE PRIVITY OF INFORMATION BETWEEN CREDIT AND FUNDS TRANSFER SERVICES AND THEIR CLIENTS; AND OF THE PRIVITY OF TRANSACTION BETWEEN FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND THEIR CLIENTS. [in other words... "Some fuckwit got my P.I. shut down cos they bragged about a bloody hack they did and I am fucken pissed off about the whole deal. - Ed] Persons found guilty of offences under these regulations are subject to Severe penalties at law. [not to mention mummy will be very upset - Ed] I further confirm by proceeding further that I am not a Law Enforcement officer seeking to use this BBS for the purposes of 3rd Party interception; nor for the downloading of any files information or data for the purposes of publication in any media. The contents of the BBS either in whole or in part may not be downloaded for storage in a data retreival system for whatever purpose; except with the prior consent of the System Operator (Sysop) - Craig Bowen, Zen BBS and (c) The Melbourne Sysop Co-operative, 1988. [Ed - isnt this fun at 300 baud? ] If you are in those categories: Please Logoff NOW !!!! WOOPS! Some accounts were scrubbed accidentally..Sorry. [bullshit - Ed] Enter your FULL Name? NERD #1 Calling From NERDVILLE Enter Your Password: ******* [incidently, password is "nerd #1" - Ed] TBBS Welcomes NERD #1. Calling From NERDVILLE Your last time on was 04-03-89 10:05 You have read through message 12255 Current last message is 28595 You have called this system 92 times before You are caller number 27002 You are authorized 60 mins this call Changed your Password recently? Are you who you say you are? Use the Utility menu. The ONLY number to use for ZEN is 899.6180 - connects to all 4 [and a half] lines!!! All lines now running on Datacraft Quadcraft modems! These have b S You have the following waiting: Msg#:28287 *MAILBOX* 04-03-89 11:06:39 From: SYN ... To: NERD #1 Subj: REPLY TO MSG# 28279 (FANTASIES) These message(s) are marked for retrieval Read Now(Y/N)? N Zen Top Menu. Command(E,B,C,I,F,X,Y,L,O,U,G,T,P,S, or ?):o Callers currently on system Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE Line 2: NERD #2; NERDVILLE -Press Any Key- Command(E,B,C,I,F,X,Y,L,O,U,G,T,P,S, or ?):c Conference Joined: Rapping /HELP for help, /QUIT to exit There are 0 other callers in this conference /SEND ,2 hey come chat! hmm boring hey i wonder if you can send a page to yourself..hmm /SEND ,1 Hi! (NERD #1) Hi! oh wow!! (NERD #2) Entering ... Hi! (NERD #2) Hi! how r u? (NERD #2) how r u? good (NERD #2) good um er wot computer? (NERD #2) amiga. wot u got? amiga how old r u? (NERD #2) 14. how old r u? 15. r u male or female? (NERD #2) m. m wot modem u got? (NERD #2) netcomm hmm boring (NERD #2) boring... Leaving ... (NERD #2) dont leave me now!!! Entering ... Leaving ... ha ha ha (NERD #2) he he he um er ^ (0:SYSOP) Entering ... (NERD #2) hello craig, mate hi craig (hehehehe) ^ (0:SYSOP) I'm sorry Nerd #2 but I am going to throw you off because I want the other line. (NERD #2) oh no! (NERD #2) Leaving ... /WHO Callers currently on system Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE come back pleaseee!!! ho hum boring /WHO Callers currently on system Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE /WHO Callers currently on system Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE /WHO Callers currently on system Line 0: SYN ...; SURREY HILLS Line 1: NERD #1; NERDVILLE ** TIME LIMIT EXCEEDED ** Logged on at 17:03:39 Logged off at 17:12:35 Thank-you for calling ZEN! Hopefully we'll be seeing you again! Until then, ENJOY YOURSELF [whatever turns you on Craig...-Ed] ! BYE! NO CARRIER ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +-----------------------------------------------------------+ +-+ +-+ | the great anaCRYPTIC CROSSWORD!! | +-+ +-+ +-----------------------------------------------------------+ -1- -2- --- -3- --- --- --- -4- --- --- -5- --- --- --- --- -6- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- -7- --- -8- -9- --- --- --- --- --- 10- --- --- --- --- 11- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- 12- --- 13- 14- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- 15- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- 16- --- --- --- 17- --- --- --- 18- --- 19- --- --- --- 20- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- Across: 1. Pedophile. 5. Friday night. 6. Soft, sweet tasting, and has a nice hole in it. 9. Pay for your goods....later. 11. Taxi will never be one. 12. A real computer. 14. Taxi is one. 15. Everyone wants to be up on this one. 16. Syn's greatest asset. 17. User who gets the most mail. 19. Alais God. Down: 2. Ivan's favorite colour. 3. Taxi's age. 4. Let me put is this way... 7. A buddhist religion. 8. Farm boy. 9. Syn's password. 10. Randy. 13. We love to hate. 16. Nerd's computer. 18. Pudgy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YOURMOTHERNOTONLYSUCKSCOCKSINHELLANDBRAGGSABOUTITATTHEBRIDGECLUBTHENEXTDAY BUTALSOWALKSTHROUGHSHOPPINGCENTRESTRYINGOUTTHEKNOBSONALLTHEELECTRICALAPPLIANCES ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the next issue... Everything you ever wanted to know about setting up a bulletin board but couldnt be bothered asking in fear of boredom.. We shall reveal the real use of serial ports on Amigas.. How to pick up women on Talk Channel (co-edited by Fifth Dimension). and for the women.. How not to get picked up on Talk Channel. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eof ENDIES! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------