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We're back with yet another fun-filled (Like a Septic Tank), action-packed (like a G.I Joe), and Inside-Joke Riddled (Like Us) issue of the one and only Pizza Underground Digest. You may ask, "Why, that's the first time I have seen them define that acronym in a good 6 issues!," but all we can say is, "Yhea, well you suck." Anyway, we here at PuD can't let our KuLT Following down. We have to continue cranking out highly rated excellent PuD issues, and hold your allegiance so we can complete the building of the PuDidian Sect Compound in Ft. Worth. Oops. Well, I have decided not to stray too far from what PuD centers around mostly. For lack of a better scapegoat, I will look toward the obvious: Baphomet. Why Baphomet? Because... well... he stinks. þ Oh Susanna, don't you cry for me......... And now, an inside joke to belittle those who think they are reading InterPuD. Suzie Susie Soozie Suzy S00zie S00sy Siouxsie SuQQQsie So0zie S0ozie S00zy So0zy S0ozy Sooooooozie S00zie SoOoOozie Sooz¡ Suz¡ Suezi Suuzy Suszie Soooz‚ Mandy þ Reminiscence... I remember a time when I used to call this one BBS all the damned time and play Alpha Colony VI. I remember a time when I thought my area calling covered it. I remember a time when I got a $70 phone bill for what I thought was a local board. I remember a time when there was one person in Huntsville who knew he sucked and was quite proud to admit it. I remember a time when Huntsville was the home to real BBS systems. ...no... wait a sec... That isn't true... Anyway, I would like to say hi to Zero, wherever the lamer may be (B'Ham?), and I would like to tell him that he still sucks, and so does VBBS with call waiting. We didn't forget to mention you 'till now, we just thought we would keep you in suspense. þ Who is Zoa? Zoa is... uh... the name of a street, which Baphomet likes to drive on a lot. No... that may seem remotely perverted... uh... Zoa is the scientific class which includes liver flukes. Baphomet has several. Yhea. þ Tennis 11 Yr old tennis partners are great. Think about it. Say you're about 20 or so, and there just isn't anything else finer than an 11 yr old Tennis girl with high hair. Yep. You'll be thirty, she'll be twenty-one, and it'll be a marriage made in heaven. Oh,l how I love those little tennis girls. The light of my life. I think I could fit about 12 of them in to my little Toyota... I would treat 'em all right. þ Become a PuD member! The following is the NEW PuD Membership App v2.0 by NC. This is indeed NEWER, H0TTER, and a lot more K_RaD than the one included in The PSK v1.0. PuD App. v1.0 Rules: All PuD members must have a pulse, and must not fornicate without consent from the king. All PuD members must realize Roast and Mooga as their saviors. All applicants who do not know of Roast and Mooga must be willing to learn the gosQQQpel. Interrogation: Do you have a pulse? [x] (Y/n) WWiVNet Address: ___@_____ Voice PH# (Optional) [xxx]xxx/xxxxx þ More about Baphomet Yes, it is Baphomet's mom that works up at the chicken-sellin' stand at the Lacon Flea Market. You were not imagining things. It was her. þ Even more about Baphomet He is the KiNG of some shitty door game, whose name I don't remember. ...and do you know why I don't remember the name of the door game? BECAUSE IT SUCKS, THAT?'S WHY! That's right. The piece of shit Heidi of the Alps Rapin' Kung Fu Theatre wanna' be Shake-n-Bakin' lard eatin' wish I was a SRDoor game SUCKS. If you play it, you SUCK. If you even know the name of the damned game, you SUCK. If you are reading this, you SUCK. þ Even MORE about Baphomet You suck. No... really... you DO suck. Bad. þ Biscuit n' Gravy A fine addition to a night of kinky sex with with a congo girl. þ What about Clog Girl? Baphomet has yet to meet Clog-Dancin' Polka Girl. If you are a Clog-Dancin' Polka Girl, please E/Mail Baphomet at [WWiV] 2506@14. Good pay and benefits. He really needs somebody that he can do the Phone Booth Polka with. þ Mail Helloooooooooooooooooooooo?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! þ The Cat's in the Cradle ...and self-rightous WildCat wish-could-spell can't-tell-the-difference-between ansi-and-MCGA Co-SysOps SUCK! No... no, I don't think you understand. And do you know WHY you don't understand? It's because you have NO IDEA what the title of this little rant has to do with the context, nor will you EVER know. That's just TOO bad, isn't it? Damn, you suck. Damn... damn, damn... you suck. þ By the way......... Some of you who rely on that sad-ass modded-to-look-like-modded-WWiV-VBBS called "Project/X" may ask, "Huh? Where the hell is PuD v2.14?" Well, PuD 14 will not be uploaded there, unless Baphomet forces me to. Although this PuD is most indignifying in parts for him, I swore not to upload it there for he feared imbarassment over the new love of his life, who is . I uploaded it to Obloid instead. Get it there. Again, quality users only. ...I think... duh....... þ VBBS Structures We devoted a previous PuD issue to the greatest BBS of all time. Let us be fair, now, so we must include the structure of the competition. ' VBBS v6.0 Structures 10 PRINT "VBBS v6.00" 20 PRINT "QuickBasic is faster than Pascal... but I don't know a thing about" 30 PRINT "programming... Open mouth, insert foot." 40 END þ End; End. This is the end of PuD v2.16... it was a short one... I'm just in a hurry and not feeling too creative and/or pissed off right now. This is my shortest PuD v2 YET. W0W! - NC - This is the end of the PuD Issue #16, Volume 2 as we know it....... - SHE FED YOU EVERY DAY!!!!!!!! Contribute! 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