旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 쿛uDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD납 PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. � 쿛uDP꾼栢DP�DP�DP栢쾣DPuD냉컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� 쿛uDP콲P콲P콲P콲P�DP콲PuD납 PUD Number 1, Volume 02, Chapter 27, Epic 01 � 쿛uDP굇께DP켆P콲P콲P켆PuD납 Release on the Date: Mar 25, 1993 � 쿛uDP켆PuDP켆P켆P콲P캝PuD납 Line contained in the issue: 192 � 쿛uDP캝PuDP같갚DP굇컐DPuD납 PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 � 쿛uDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD납 For Help and Info look elsewhere. � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸 "Long Distance RunAround, Long time waiting to kill the lamers..." -Flesh Groing � Mail I will wait till later to include any gr00vy-waRe-hAppY mail. � Welcome. Yes welcome back to the greatest publication to ever grace your little attempt at a computer screen. PUD, is now and will always be the choice for the difinitive LaMeR. A place to voice your views, get cracked on and laughs at stupid asinine indside jokes. Already refered to as a CULT the member and general readership of PUD need to unite. Why? To destroy all who oppose us! For what greater goal? None. Just to do it. Why? Because NIKE said so, damn you.I have to say a great thanks to NO COURiER for PUD:1:14. It was well, funny as hell. I cried when I read that inside joke super riddled one-sided thing. It was just fucking phunny[LS]. Well now on with the digest of crap. � Things that piss me off. I shall now list for you a few things that piss me off greatly. VBBS: It just fucking sucks. I can not believe how many people think that is is worth a shit. It is slow, written in quickbasic and just plain pathetic. ! and $ From the main menu? Yes it sucks. Ugly Children: I mean what can you say? They are UGLY. You can't tell thier parents, you can't crack on them. You can't just gun them down in broad day light. You just have to suffer when you are in the same room as them. Corners: Hurt like a bastard when you fall on them... Windows 3.1: What can I say. It is pretty. But other than it reaks! damn I have an OK computer and it still is slow and slugish no matter how much you play with it. .PIF editor: Well you would think Mickeysoft would make it easy for you to edit your DOS program .PIF's but NNNOOOOOoooooo. They have to have this stupid lame-ass pif editor. Maybe the will take a hint and Copy OS/2. Smug Salespeople: Who think they are fucking great for working a shit job. Ooh I am assistant clothes folder at and I am so great. Yhea you'll be great when I piss on your dead body. Lousy Speakers: Like at fast food places. You'd think the dumb fucker behind the counter would get tired of, "free fbuergers ketcvaup onlie?". But oh at Taco Bell I dare you to try and order 3 BEAN burritos, you'll get beef every damn time, then you have to explain to Juikola the dumb-ass bitch running the register that you wanted BEAN not god-damn fucking BEEF! WaReZ doodz: How much more of a one-dimensional loser can thier be? Well the only one close is the VBBS sysop. These great burdens on the modem society serve no other purpose than to get the hottest shit and then sit on it, unless you have something they want in exchange. QVC: ...what can you say? What kind of sad-reject of life do you have to be to watch this channel? Do warez d00dz wacth this channel? What's sad is the list of people I can name off who do... Fouls: Ever played basketball with a bunch of white people who think they are great? You barely touch them and they whine foul. Big bunch of sissies. I hate them. I hate everything about them. They suck. Bad. Really. And just think I'm white, I guess that makes me a racist, oh well, everyone is they are just afraid to admit it. Weekends: They aren't long enough. PGA: It eventually runs out. MTV: For thinking they are saving the whole world. They aren't. In fact they are already corrupting the most ruined generation know to man to an even worse state. Gee that's too bad... Girls: Not women but girls. You know the kind that have boyfriends but still have to keep up that flirting just in case this current guy doesn't work out. Could a guy do this? � Star Trek. ***WARNING!***: All Star Trek freaks please stop reading now! If you keep reading you may get offended. If offended we here at oooga inc. will be in no way responsible for the following things, lost toes, brain cells, WaReZ, left toenails, right toenails, various bodily entrails, any part of the cardiovascular system, damage to the face, hands, ear, throat or close family, nor dead car battery's, altenators, flat tires on snowy days, broken hearts, marriages, friendships, sad VBBS boards, pathetic top40 music, MTV, QVC, various child molestings, the occasional son-mother affair, the general public, the president, his wife, his ugly-ass daughter, that stupid fucking little rat of a cat they have, the end of the world, the second coming, defcon4 the awaking, any encounter with dead, long forgotten SSI agents, spasms, spam, green eggs and ham, rice patties, acid, ice, mace, or any other, "wish I had a real copy of the draw, because society has shunned me," ANSi[ls] phreaks. Also oooga discounts any claims to illegitimate children, stolen phone signs, booths and other assorted phone parefanalia, spelling correctly, caring, conforming, crippled shareware, stupid programs you have to install from floppy, dirty socks, dead llamii, stolen toaster, toaster ovens, toaster pans, toaster pockets, toaster microwaves, toaster cars, toaster planes, toaster sex, and lastly god. Now on with the earth shattering comment. Star Trek sucks. � Plageristic Visions of Goat Masturbation. x x x 輻x � xx � � x x x x�x塞 x � x x x x �x x x x � x�x x x �x x xLax x�x� x PuD x�xx � xx� Fxxe x 鵬x x�x xx� 鵬xx� Written xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx #xx7 x � xix �oxg �x�x�nd �x xairy ^By fReD. x x x � �x � x �x x x �x x x x x棚� x 棚覆 霜輻� x� 梭x x x x x Presents � xx*COWS* 컴 � "Cxxcken.. " � x x by � x x xhxsxmxn. Quick example: You're standing in line at the butcher after a hard days work, and you realize the person in front of you has made the wrong selection of *COW* and could be getting a better value. After you overcome the anger that by now has boiled up in your blood over how society has shunned you and forced you to learn everything there is to know about *COW*, you courageously step in and help that person choose the *MAMMAL* that is right for them. Your eyes meet and you realize this is the person of your dreams... Isn't that how Alice and Sam met on the "Brady Bunch?" By now everyone on the store is impressed with your knowledge, and here comes another big plus.. People are asking you to customly select the *COW* that is right for them. What better way to meet people than choose their *COW* for them? Wow, now the biggie... You can make money! Yes, money and no college degree or experience is required. Just visit that old circus when it comes to town, and tell the ringmaster you can communicate with *COWS*. They'll immediately get your own little cage, a funny hat, and a little cup to hold out for people to put money into. All you've gotta do is alphabetically list the types of *COWS*, (Example: "Ancona, Andalusian, Australorp, umm yes, Bantam, etc.") and occasionally throw in a seizure or two. That's right, people will pay to see that! Now I hope you realize the human mind IS a terrible thing to waste with all the opportunity out there... PuD AVAILABLE IN 3379.234 COUNTRIES. Ok...ok..enough of that...All I have to say is thanks to BLaH for coming back and writing some more funny-asss shit. So of course to thank them, I stole from them after all one theft a day makes you a mack-daddY-k_rAD, hippty-h0p, fojustisu, toshiba, MACIDAMIA, hyro-gushmi wArEz D00d. Ok so I made the d00d part up sue me. � Mail. Send mail you god-damn lamer leech freaks. Send mail to: FRed the Hitman: Any board with that k-RaD NUV!!!! The Ostrich King: Any c00l, elite 0 day ware only board. Baphomet the Limbo King: 14@2506 WWIVNet. BrAvE lITtLe ToAsTeR: Home warez department, JCPENNY's. NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNet. SaTan'S mUtT (205)-880-9566 ask for steve cuss him out he will really, really enjoy it, BTW tell him PuD sent you. Or better yet call his vision-x .82 2400 baud, 2 meg HD board at (205)-650-0302. Hack away. 複複複複複複複複複複輻賽賽賽賽賽賽複複複複 蔔賽賽賽賽賽� Ending Qoute 賽賽賽賽賽賽賽賽複複� 死 "And the man said unto the child, You shall perish for thy sins that � � you have committed. To which the young child replied, Fuck off... 死 死 Hence the man beat the shit out of the child. Head the call." 複� 栢複複複複輻賽賽賽賽賽賽賽賽賽複複複複複複 CONFORM! 複複複複複賽賽賽賽 賽賽賽賽賽賽