ЪДДДДДДДДДД-щъщ-ДДДДДДДДДДї і ЬЬЬЬ і і ЮЭ ЯЬ Э і і ЮЭ ЮЭ Ю і і ЮЭ ЬЯ Ю і | ЮЭ ЬЯЬЯ Ь ЬЯЯЯЬ Ы | : ЮЭ Э Э Э Ы ЯЭ : щ ЮЭЮ Ю Э Ы Э щ ъ ЭЭ Э Э Э Э ъ Ю ЯЬЬЬЬЭ ЮЬЬЬЬЯЬ Я ISSuE , VOLuME - LIFE SuCKS, AND SO D0 YoU - [PUD_ _ .TXT] ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД-щъщ-ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД > EDiTED BY NO COURiER ъ WWiVNET 2506@36 < ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД-щъщ-ДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД DЎSCL’ЎMдR ДДДДДДДДДДННННННННННННННННННННННННДДДДДДДДДДДДННННННННННННННННННННННННДДДДДДДДД The opinions, views, ideals, and tasty canned soup recipes expressed in this T/FiLE are expressed without intention of execution. The authors, editors, and contributers to this file, as well as all of the K-RAD/[PuD], бзб, PGA, and њrљ members, assume absolutely ЇN0® liability for you personal stupidity. Thank you. ДДДДДДДДДДННННННННННННННННННННННННДДДДДДДДДДДДННННННННННННННННННННННННДДДДДДДДД ю BaCK S™ S00N? Yes, we are. We're back with PuD v1#12; yet more ASCii crap to warp your little minds. In this issue, we tackle the most complex and mysterious topic of all: The Meaning of Life. Yes, we will have some organization in this issue. All articles relate in some way to the title. W0w. ю RESP0NSe Not a one of you shiveling, whincing leeches has responded yet. Look for the senior editors' addresses if you wish to respond or submit something. Go ahead, make my day. I need it........... ъщю FeATљRED IN THiS ISSuE OF PuD ющъ ќ A summary of the typical life - by NO COURiER ќ Why life sucks - by NO COURiER ќ Why you suck - by NO COURiER ќ The Meaning of life - by NO COURiER ќ Live and learn to be suppressed - by NO COURiER ю YoUR LiFE AND MiNE - A SUMMaRY We are all somewhere along this chain. Let's hope that you aren't on link number one or two. If you are, go back to your crib and stop reading this. PHaSE 1: You are born, with many pains to your mother. PHaSE 2: For the next three or four years, you cry a lot. PHaSE 3: Preschool. You are forced to learn the way our society works, and you are expected to obey the commands which are handed to you by your elders. You lose your freedom. PHaSE 4: Kindergarten. More bullshit, preparing you for first grade. PHaSE 5: Your first year of Elementary school. PHaSE 6: Four or five more years of Elementary school, preparing you for Junior High. PHaSE 7: Junior High. Three or Four years of preparation for High School. PHaSE 8: High School. Four years of preparation for College, or life. PHaSE 9: College. Four to eight years of drunkeness and cramming for tests. Prepare for a boistrous career. PHaSE 10: Armed Forces. Go to distant, exotic places. Meet interesting people. Kill them. PHaSE 11: Find a job. Work, work, work, waiting to retire. PHaSE 12: You retire. You sit around the house, waiting to die. PHaSE 13: You die. Sorry, but THAT'S life. You have THREE years to be a kid, to have fun without obligation. Unfortunately, you are too young to even remember the fun that you had or would of had if you knew any different. ю WHY D0eS LiFE SuCK? Life sucks because you have to live. You have to live to know just what it is, when broken down and analyzed. What is the point? Are we really happy? No, we're not happy. You may THiNK you are happy, but that is because society says you are. What have you got to be unhappy about? Your thoughts are being suppressed. What you think is what has been prescribed. You shall never know what you know, nor shall I for myself. Think about it, if you are allowed to. ю WHY D0 YoU SuCK? Because I said so. You're wasting your time reading this when you could be trying to think through all of the noise created by your warped image of reality. Read on; I can't stop you. You read on. You're a real K-RaD ANaRCHiST. ю THE MeANiNG OF LiFE See line 71 ю LiVE AND LEaRN TO Be SUPPReSSED Why are our thoughts and feelings suppressed, and replaced with something acceptable? We are all the same. We must all be curbed to allow for the absolute most idiotic people to keep up. A greatest common factor of thought. Who knows what we think, behind our consciousness? Nobody does. We shall never know, for it is too late for us to change as a whole. Any one person who rejects may be ostracized. You can not wake us up. > End of Pud 1:12 - ...and you shake it all about... < ю WRiTE US - CONTRiBUTE TO THE CAuSE (or lack of) PuD senior editing staff: NO COURiER WWiVNet 2506@36 Baphomet The Limbo King WWiVNet 2506@14 ю SUPPoRT PROJeCT/X by Digital Saint WWiV @2506 1200/14400 Bps 1.205.883.0894 <*** End of FUCKiN File ***>