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              [ Mind Warp  -  Volume #6, Issue #04, File #84 ]
                       [ Warp, Mind - by Mustaine ]
                      
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                               Warp, Mind
                               [mustaine]
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      .. as defined by Random House of Useless Knowledge College ..

WARP!, MIND : A) a state of emotion, usually evoked after reading articles
                 of utter blatent talent, wherin the mind is elevated to a
                 level of being far past the usual bounds of normality
              B) that funky-fresh feeling inside when you read how bad
                 Mustaine dissed your sorry ass in his editorial
              C) the state of oneness found when realizing that god is
                 real, god has a cute butt, god digs Smurfs, and his name
                 is Mustaine!
              D) the feeling of utter elation found throughout your body
                 when you realize just how luck you are NOT to live in
                 Texas.
              E) that relly cool side effect that one gets from using way
                 too much X-men chapstick

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