Û Û [MiLK] Û Û Û Û Û Û Û Û Mighty Issue #18 Û Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û illicit "Pete: Part ][" Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û Liquid By Nyarlathotep Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û Kollections Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û Û²²²²²²²²²Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ As we left off, Pete was at Linda's house, enjoying a wonderful grilled cheese sandwiche as they were waiting for the lampreys to attack. Well that is now a bit behind us, as it is now month later. Pete and Linda have begun seeing each other on a regular basis (A Lamprey hunting couple can mean nothing but trouble...), and most of the time it involved Machetes and the rolling heads of diabolical, primitive fish. On the Lamprey end of things, the lesser Land Lamprey company leader who didn't kill Pete when He had a chance had since been beheaded, as had the 2-headed Venemous Lamprey. Its now a 1-headed Venemous Lamprey. In this chapter of the saga, we shall learn a bit more about the evil Lampre Plan, see a death dealing Lamprey Hunting couple at work, and learn the secret recipe for buttercakes. To this day I do not know how Linda learned the method from Peacefrog, as far as I kn ow they don't know each other... Pete 2: Tra-La-Lollipop Pete awoke to a cool breeze and carefully got out of bed, as to not disturb Linda, sleeping peacefully next to him. No, they didn't have sex, they just fell asleep together after a long day of lamprey bashing. "Uh oh," he though, "Forgot to call mom and tell her Im allright!. ARGH!!! She's probably worried sick!" He gave here a call, and sure enough she was going crazy wondering where he was. "Im safe and at Linda's mom" said Pete. "Hmm, I don't know about you spending so much time with that woman Pete.." "Mom, I'm not a little kid anymore!" "And spending the night, what would you father say?" "Mom! Listen, I'm grown up, I have my own life. I realize I that up until recently I didnt make the really clear, but its true. I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to accept it!" "Well, sweetie, remember that I'm always here for you" replied Pete's mom, and she hung up. When Pete returned from making the call, he found Linda up and about, cooking breakfast. "Buttercakes," she said. "You basically cook each pancake in its own personal puddle of butter tastes great..." "Ya know, sometimes I wonder if you're trying to give me cholesterol poisoning." Pete joked. "Hey, you work hard hon, you need a treat every now and then!" ************************************* Pete and Linda were going out on another expidition that day, to try and locate the lamprey fortress where Pete was imprisoned last month. He really didn't have any idea where it was, considering how fast he ran, and the pressure he was under, but they figgured they might as well give it a shot. The two spent all day walking through the woods, semi-automatic shotguns at hand, on the lookout for their deadly foes. Finally near dusk, Pete noticed a peculiar rock in the ground. When he went to investigate it, it turned out to be a secret door. The fearless duo descended the hole underneath via a sturdy rope. Linda ignited her flashlight when she reached the bottom, and Pete soon did the same. The tunnel appeared to be of lamprey architecture, and was barely large enuff for them to crawl through, not a good position to be in the encounterd a patrol. Regardless, the two of them crept through, machete's at hand. As luck would have it, they were actually in an air-duct, but they did not know this. They crawled around it for around half an hour before the came to a grill. Pete peered through it, and saw a room with a table table filled with various classes of Lampreys. At one end he saw what looked like the biggest Mental Lamprey he had ever seen. This thing was at least 6 feet long and 6 inches wide. Pete figured that he could kill around 50 lampreys with his shotgun, but knew it would be futile, as it would bring the whole house down on him and Linda. Instead he decided to listen to what was going on down there. Linda crept up to listen as well. "... and as we have had so much succes with the Crystal Pepsi Program, General, we have come up with a new plan." said one of the Lampreys. "Excellent," said the large Mental Lamprey, "please go on commander" "Well sir, it is along the same lines. We plan to introduce another clear drink product, this time an alcoholic beverage. This product we shall call Zima, and best of all, it shall taste good to humans!" "Muahahahahahah! I like it!" thundered the Mental Lamprey. "Oh shit," thought Pete, "this sounds bad indeed. Perhaps if we finish them all off now, the plan will not get out" "Linda," Pete wispered, "On my mark, open fire and kill as many of those buggers as you can. Its gonna be a bitch to get out, but we must try to save humanity!" "Sounds good to me" "One. Two. Three. FIRE!" The two hunters let loose a deadly volley of shotgun pellets, ripping the amasses Lampreys to shred, sending blood and guts everywhere. However they had time to sound the alarm. Pete and Linda began to flee down the tunnel, scrambling to reach the vent to the surface, and safety. Will the heroic Duo make it out alive? Are there anymore recipes to come? What's up with Pete's mom anyways? Stay tuned for more Lamprey Hunting madness. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ[MiLK] InformationÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ [MiLK] Sights - WHQ - Barney's Pleasure Palace! 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