,... $$$$ $$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg. ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """"""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$ $$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$ """ """""" """ ggg "IRC Freestyling Session #1" ggg $$$ by -> Nybar (with Kaia in the studio) $$$ $$$ $$$ $$$ (* HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #914 -- 11/30/99 *) .,$$$ `"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""' how'd your essay go? gotta give a shout-out to kaia, her clarity is amazin', still blazin', yo, just like blazin' the trails, enemy of the K clan get put on a bed of nails, impaled; there's no trick, and yet she's still a magician, conjuring styles off the tip like my nigga John Grisham, yo, the essay, i hear it one time, let me tell you one thing, yo, the essay went fine took all the elements, word, and i combined, that's why i'm freed up to _be_ here spittin' this rhyme word!! gettin' busy droppin' metaphors about all the characters i could see, remaining calm under pressure like General Lee, specifically at the first battle of bull run, that's why when i hand in the paper, i have the home run, quite a caper... hahah 5: gay or light-hearted recreational activity for diversion or amusement; "it was all done in play"; "their frolic in the surf threatened to become ugly" ohh i didn't see "paper" before it, now i see caper: 1. pickled nasturtium seed word, score quite a caper call me the microphone, serial-raper decimator can't stop my flow over IRC i'm the illest rillest original emcee, and right now one time as i proceed with my flow, i'm thinking you'll never stop me never trip me up with any topic... topic: breakfast cereal. one time you know you can't fuck with my material, because i _eat_ wack emcees in my breakfast cereal, yeah, i eat breakfast because it's the most important meal of the day, it increases scores in math so about nutrition i don't play, from New York to LA a bowel of cereal helps me to get ill on stage, and when i'm battling, word, the cereal sustains my rage. AHha topic: Dead Babies. dead babies, yeah, that's the novel by martin amiss, that nigga's world famous for dropping jewels such as this, because of the work, word, i think we should re-enlist, i'll kick a free about what dead babies is about: an amoral future in which only sensualism has clout, no existentialism, word, so it causes everything to die, the ignorance/reality dichotomy sending all them niggas to the sky, word. HZHSAHH can that be the conclusion paragraph to your essay? i had a typo one time as i got busy with my free, give me another topic you're still not stoppin' me cannibalism in NYC not stoppin' me, like them cannibals in NYC, set it off for the modern era like Sawney Beane, except this ain't Scotland it's the west-village scene, yeah, this topic is cannibalism one time and i'm hearin', cannibalism in NYC starts and heads start disappearing, "where the fuck are they" yo the feds will trace it to our cave, where Jarett and me eat the flesh of people they couldn't save, word, they may arrest us, but never disrespect us, they fear us, like Hannibal Lec, can't come near us. like into the flesh i eat i tear into the mic, give me the next topic and i'll keep this shit tight a vegetable garden in Michigan word, a vegetable garden in Michigan, to maintain that shit, word, would take discipline, because the Michigan vibe, you check it, and see that Wayne-life is truly hectic, a vegetable garden, word, like an oasis, to dispense calm and peace on an equal basis, i think my man Jarett needs to plant it, word, and then his mantra could be "Peace", sistah he could chant it. HAHAHAH tha'ts good next souvenir tee shirts with names of towns on them yo, there's a statistical oddity you see, i checked it one time and combine it in my free, my rhyme, the oddity i saw was this: the tourists who buy them shits caught a diss, because in New York what's the #1 t-shirt sold? it's "I love NY", yeah, it gets the gold, word, but here's the fucked up shit i kick for you, consider, what memento in new york is number two? that would be the shirt that read "I hate new york", so now you catch it, fickle tourists can't make up their minds, word, so they snatch it haha next do american tourists in foreign countries a love/hate relationship with the rotten apple's what they got, and me? I only bring you real hiphop, nonstop, so drop the next topic, yeah, then i'll man my telepathic keyboard and proceed to rock it American tourists, word, they tend to be dumb, in foreign countries stick out like a sore thumb, gawking at local traditions, yeah, showing no respect, that's why when they're in Bulgaria they're always catchin' rep, having their money stolen; they disrespect the foreign calves that's golden, so before going abroad, word, always be prepared, know the local customs down in the place, under your hair. hajaj. yes.' topic: how jimmy decided to be a dentist when he grows up yo, one time if you're with me, i'm gonna sling a little free about a boy named Jimmy, word, it turns out little Jimmy is a sadist, he saw a movie on "HBO" called the dentist, that dentist cut people up, word, showing no love; performing oral surgery--not wearing a glove, no anesthesia so people could feel his style, so now Jimmy wants to be a dentist to get wild, get loose, and spill blood juice all over the place, putting sharp implements in a little kid's face. 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