[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #872 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Quarex 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/16/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] Dude, I swear. If, by my 23rd birthday, on August 13, 2001, I have not obtained an even slightly meaningful relationship with a woman, I am just going to blow my fucking brains out after having a killer birthday party. If any of you want to go, you are welcome. I am sick of this shit. If you do not have a real girlfriend by the time you graduate from college, I am sorry, but you never will. It is just that simple. And now, the funny part of the text file! HEE HEE HEE! WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME PUNS? I HAVE ONE! What do you call it when you ignore the sound crows make? CAUTION! . . .? How about this: What happens when you pour a new road onto an old Indian burial ground? Retarded. I may have just crossed the line there. Shoot me. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #872 - WRITTEN BY: QUAREX - 10/16/99 ]