[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #748 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "Foreign Animals Talk Funny" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by Six 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/22/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] Yeah.. In my Spanish book in 7th grade when we got to the animal chapter they also included the animal sounds. Now I did really bad in Spanish so I know almost none of the Spanish in this is correct but bear with me here. The cat said 'Maur'. The dog said 'Raur'. The chicken said 'Qua'.. Qua? I have never ever heard a chicken say Qua what the hell is that. Apparently Spanish animals over use their U's. This is a serious problem and I think it is caused by the lack of animal education in Spanish-speaking countries. If the people of the Spanish-speaking nations would just get off their lazy asses and say listen there dog, its Arf, or Grrrrowl, not Raur! What are you some kind of pansy girlie dog? If a Rotweiler walked up to you and said Raur, would you run? No! You would giggle insanely and say 'Ha! Ha! that dog said Raur! What a wussie little dog!' I also recall that the animals in my sister's French book said funny things too. However, I cannot recall any of them and various French people have assured me that their pets do not talk funny. Apparently the over-use of the letter U among Spanish animals has gotten way out of control. That's why I am asking everyone to donate to 'The Foundation for the Elimination of the Letter U from the Vocabulary of Spanish-Speaking Animals' FELUVSSA, for short. Along with a donation of 20 dollars or more to FELUVSSA you will receive a T-shirt that reads 'Thanks to me one dog in a Spanish-Speaking nation barks like an American dog' with a picture of the Taco Bell Chihuahua on the front. Due to lack of funds we were forced to steal ad's from Taco Bell instead of getting our own. You will also get a certificate of authenticity for your T-shirt. What the hell is that ringing sound? [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #748 - WRITTEN BY: SIX - 7/22/99 ]