[--------------------------------------------------------------------------] ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #565 `888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 888 888 888 888 888 "10 Things I Hate About Me" 888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 888 888 888 888 888 " by AltRocks 888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 4/11/99 o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] This is an ironical, yet somehow unrelated list spoofing the new movie "10 Things I Hate About You". Maybe someone could make this into a movie? Maybe not. Naff Off. Ten things I hate about me: 10: The snoring. 9: I'm underage. 8: the egotistical-depressed-megalomaniacal urges. 7: The constant masterbation... CONSTANT! 6: Zootf! 5: Gas. 4: The small penis. 3: Randomness. 2: I write for HOE. 1: This file. [--------------------------------------------------------------------------] [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #565 - WRITTEN BY: ALTROCKS - 4/11/99 ]