'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #397 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Looking For A Handle?" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Various Artists !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/4/99 !! !!========================================================================!! Since we here at HOE just love IRC logs SO MUCH, we bring to you a number of suggestions for those of you out there who are looking for a handle! This log features appearances by Swiss Pope, TanAdept, Squinky, Seaya, Mogel, Meenk, and Neko. *** IRC Session Start: Wed Dec 16 01:21:16 CST 1998 I need to think of some handles for a pretty cool chick that is joining HOE, so if you think of ANY handles, just shoot 'em out. can't she think of her own handle? she can't be very cool if she can't think of a handle. saramg! ch1x0r Sleepy hotchick H0TH0E _2515049_ Listerine Cunt4sale annathecat warezch1x h0e's_hoe sleepykatie errrrrr Swiggamajig gweeds Miss Leotard Gutzalpus demona Maggot Queen? crank Mayflower/Tub-Tug Z-Nugget somalia blissqueen popcorn Sexy4God Poppie papereater Poopie POppy z brite lintilla Maab Rasputina fifipuff Flewby fwiffo spathi Squiggle Sorryasspope anjee the second orz Kilrathi pkunk Babylonian Mark Hammil Nur Jehan winans Klingonia Jurgen deadhead deadgirl EmporerTomatoKetchup slut bitch whore cunt SwissMiss SLuttylittlefucker ATDT911--INSANITY!!!! jenny ondioline Windows95 IRQ-Conflict Jenny McCarthy? PAMNTOMMY4EVA Linuxch1k MOTHERBOARD dummercon murmurmur Ricus? Empress vikas? Daughter Of Liberty? girl Jett fpga Julie Andrews? SlimeMold katy_kat The sound of music? Jello? debutante detective Nethack MORIA angband SunnyFunny colene Jaundice umgah Atsuko space_debris mogel2 jade mogellina alifromcairo moa-gle antelope grease sesquentennial gaa-nome Moagle, queen of hte fairies Gwyn Ap Nudd octogenarian jesus francobollo Brny MAwr arual pickle white lightning white rabbit ken kesey red rabbit Mountain Girl Black Maria Elektrik Kool Aid Ken Lanfear? KoolWhip Whoop? Big Whoop? Big Big Whoop? she should be creative enuf to think of her own damn handle. trs80 M-x-chick dumb ass numb ass how about scum ass Girldanger flange pedal Future Industry Giant? ivanova teela INDONESIA! Xena, Warrior Princess? East Timor? "Teela", "Dejah", "Penny", "Alia", "Be\'lit", "Ripley", "Yarr", "Ardala", "Sparta", "Munro", "Danning", "Brawne", "Maya", "Aelita", "Alura", "Dale" #6 scullyluv Aculopolco Gold Wowie Maui SpecialAgentSKinner BFSkinner'sBitch the artist formley known as princess? "*Wet*", "*Happy*", "*Frumple*", "*Camper*", "*Loner*", "*Dancer*", "*Singer*", "*Heavy*", "*NewBoy*", "*FatFun*", "*Pepper*", "*Hungry*", "*Deep*", "*Smell*", "*Juice*", "*Squirt*" Frumple! Cuntwunty? SNUGGLEPUMPKIN BuntyShunty? Meenk? AwkyBirdy skewby? tanadept g0ff evileye gylnis? fg eerie dc lcn jamesy! cbnoonan zibble yumas Cheapness Neocortex hepatitis Borneo chlamydia borealis CobaltBlue grlfrmars Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome Neontits ArgonAss GODHATESFAGS SeleniumSnatch O.D.B. Discordia PumpkinAss BLANCHE D'Almond!! RZA GZA MEthod Man Full Metal Jacket 188 143 143 RosyBrown how about 'mogeletta' SINCE YOU THINK SHE IS OH-SO-COOL THOUGH WE ALL KNOW WHAT A STUPID WHORE SHE IS moGIRL *** mogel is now known as mogirl How about Sarafina? Mo'money Marge Simpson? Lisa Simpson? 178 34 34 firebrick 233 150 122 DarkSalmon 255 250 205 LemonChiffon1 139 0 139 DarkMagenta Mrs. Crabapple? warez simpson CookiePuss Muddle janet Crumpet trumpet Spinoza Sara Gilbert-2? voltaire Pico Della Mirandella? rousseau Pico Fermi leibniz! name her leibniz!! MagicC: The Gatering? Enrico The Cobbler Magic: The Slathering? Vampire: The Masquerate Groucho Harpo Wraith: The Oblivion Chico kamala Gummo Warez: The 'leetness Zappo is kamala good? Mage: the //\/\\age helps! Trillian Quest For Glory 5: Dragon's Fire MEoW. 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