'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #380 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "I Want My Fucking Anubi" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Avenger !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/25/98 !! !!========================================================================!! seriously. what the hell is the plural for all the egyptian god names? horus? would that be hori? they're's FUNGI. I want my fucking HORI. I want my ANUBI, too. i contemplated this for quite a while before I took action. the webster's dictionary lists the plural as 'anubises'. anubises my fucking ass. (maybe at this point, i should have just shut the fuck up and let it go, but that wouldn't be a very good e'zine article, and it wouldn't be very much fun, either. i decided to take action and call the company that publishes webster's dictionary.) me: uh. your dictionary says the plural of anubis is anubises. that's fucking wrong. guy: uhm, what? me: your stupid fucking dictionary. it incorrectly lists the plural of 'anubis' as 'anubises.' (going out of my way to curse.) guy: i doubt it, sir. me: you stupid fascist ansi-artist. listen to me. change the dictionary. guy: i pondered this for a minute, before I yet again decided to take _action_. man, i'm so witty. i take action so much. you should probably see me as a role model. yeah. i marched right into irc, and headed for #egypt. to make a long story short, i got banned after a long string of questions regarding anubis. stupid fucking anubis. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #380 - WRITTEN BY: AVENGER - 12/25/98 !!