'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!! ##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: =========================================== ##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #329 !! #########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !! ##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: =========================================== ##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Better Living Through Chemistry?" !! ##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Kreid !! ..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/11/98 !! !!========================================================================!! Is Prozac for you? If you have been seriously asking this question, then the answer is probably yes. As opposed to days past when medication was given only to those deeply depressed, today, psychiatrists are treating more young, active, healthy people who are burdened with anxieties and feel they could be performing at a higher level. Yes. Better living for all of us through the benefits of modern medicine. Fluoxetine (aka Prozac), if properly applied, could very likely be modern society's only chance at salvation. It offers two things which will be invaluable to our culture once it is implemented as a mandatory dietary supplement. Those two things which hold such importance for us are: 1) reduction of sex drive and 2) gradual loss of one's unique, more volatile characteristics. The reduction of the sex drive and desire to reproduce is something which, for obvious reasons, we have been gradually increasing our efforts on over several decades. Through the implementation of highly pleasure-restrictive methods of birth control, (i.e. the condom and birth control pills), backed with our usual heavy propaganda campaigns, we have managed to launch an effective beginning to our much larger campaign of achieving zero population growth. Fluoxetine is the next logical step in this campaign. With our population under the influence of this drug, male and "performance anxiety" and female resistance of sexual activity will both be greatly increased. This will inevitably lead to an increase in alcohol consumption, which is obviously beneficial to our campaign. Also, for married persons the rate of divorce will also be increased, thereby aiding the dissolution of the nuclear family and, as it has been stated in so many other agendas, reinforcement of the national family. Prozac's effects will eventually be nearly as effective as our usage of infertility drugs, but will naturally be thought of as "more humane" if discovered. But most importantly, the sexual inhibition of our population will naturally result in a drastic reduction of the population growth. This is one of our most primary concerns involving the protection and control of our population. When the goal of zero population growth is achieved, we will be able to finally make use of our genetic engineering programs to standardize and regulate the production of new persons, eventually leading to the point where it is no longer necessary to keep our population under the influence of our chemical control programs as it is presently. The second aforementioned benefit which fluoxetine will supply is the loss of self which the drug produces. Under the influence of this drug, the specimen's emotions are most often reduced in intensity, under proper doses. This, of course, implies a shift in the specimen's psychic state, inevitably resulting in a "moderate" personality type. When this effect is moved onto a more massive scale, we are presented with a society which is obviously much more easily influenced. Radical activity will be drastically reduced, and the population will be even more highly sensitive to our propaganda campaigns than it is presently. Not only will this chemical monotyping of our culture provide us with a more satisfied and controllable population, but it will also allow our future operations to be much more effective. Once this step is reached, the speed at which we approach our goals of standardization and control of the population will increase exponentially. This is why I recommend that the implementation of mandatory fluoxetine dosage for the population take place as soon as possible. I must once again and finally insist that this program be seriously considered without hesitation. It is well known that the support of our two political parties diminishes at every election, which is an obvious sign that our reduction of action due to "moral issues" has been terribly ineffective in maintaining control over our population. Fluoxetine is a morally justifiable response to a crisis which is quite apparently far bigger than any of our petty moral issues. The survival of our nation and its hold over world politics depends on our immediate action. In closing, I will say this: the chemical controlling of our population is beyond politics. It is beyond economics, and it is beyond morals or society as well. It deals with the prosperity of the human race itself. Without the measures which we are morally obligated to take on a regular basis, humankind would obviously succumb to its own self-aggression, in the forms of science, religion, and art, leading to our imminent dissolution as a culture and the destruction of what we now know as society, thus providing the obvious means to an end of human happiness altogether. Consider it. !!========================================================================!! !! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #329 - WRITTEN BY: KREID - 12/11/98 !!