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TELL ME WHAT TO TYPE!$@#@!# okie.. killall5 but not as root! ok brbr XF86Config, or xf86config .. ONE of those. hehe try both! ok and look for cheese. american, yellow american cheese.. (to be spicific) i get txt on xf86config command not found on XF86Config werd werd slipperty werd ... that's a bitch ... hmmm. do a locate for it.. maby its not in your path ok found it hehe brb the cheese? xmseconfig .. was it yellow american? if its not, you are fucked... alot rattle, shush hmm. crazy. shush? i give you sound unix advice and you go shush?!#@$ Ilsundal: you belive this? wh0rd. no ext2 filesystem is complete without good old american cheese.. rattle, yellow! it snot yellow! no matter what domain its under.. com net uk au ca fi haha snot etc. o.. so you found the cheese? good.. what dir is it in? one sec ./var/X11R6/lib DOOD!$*()!#$ thats a old version@#!$!$ if they put it there.. this is bad.. worms live in dirt! worms drive me crazy! urg u guys are wierd :) but like i have wierd friends so i guess its cool :)) no tats, no piercings, no hats .. (c)rackrock/bX :: 1 pack(s) :: /ctcp rattle cdcc help [slots(6/6) queue(10/10) minspeed(0kb/s) record(0.0kb/s)] ( 1) [ 64b | 0x] yellow.american.cheese.gz øùú put this is /usr/local/bin root.bin 750 úÄ 64b offered, 0b snagged Äú [exec] zcat yellow.american.cheese.gz [exec] #!/bin/sh echo yum\! # [eof] hehe so what to do sorry i crashed through your window on acid ... ok ok [cdcc]: sending caller pack #1 (1 file) [û] caller [caller@ts006d17.nas-tn.concentric.net] requested CDCC from you *** DCC SEND connection with caller [206.83.78.149(1091)] established. *** DCC SEND/yellow.american.cheese.gz [64bytes] to caller completed [(1 secs)0.0625 kb/s] ok brb now remember.. thats COMMERCIAL.. so don't distribute it.. and i suggest you run it in rc.local mv it to /usr/local/bin with that file name? all of my neurons are functioning smoothly and still i'm a cyborg just like you. oik im confused easily confused caller, what's the spathi secret cypher? same name.. just ungzip it, and chown root.bin yellow.american.cheese and then chmod 750 yellow.american.cheese.. then have it run in the rc.local mv yellow.american.cheese /usr/local/bin is what u want me to do? yep huffi muffi guffi! ok i messed up then add these two lines to your /etc/rc.d/rc.local ::: ok brb echo "starting cheese dameon..." /usr/local/bin/yellow.american.cheese quit im trying to think! hehe no more typing i have to think you better spit out the gum caller, read that FAQ. ok have you ruptured yet ? i thnk i did it righ right arg okok.. if the cheese admeon installed? i think/hope ok... for now, just run it as root... it like said yum! so that means its installed.. good job. you are now running the latest cheese dameon.. ok so what now? thats it! now try to download accelx uhm ok yes, you shouldn't have any problems now. so what is this cheese thing doing? im on a queue Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip. wh00p, cuz eye be growed up in da getto uhh... er.. it just acts as a compressor for your tcp/ip transfers.. kinda makes sure you don't lose packets and stuff.. thats probally the problem you have been having.. i don't know exactly what it does.. i just know it works, and that its secure.. Ilsundal, u said ah needed uh tcp/ip logger?. Ya' know what I be sayin'? caller, beer? Ilsundal: warez? hell ya!, what 'chew thinking man a huh-huh, he said chew. war-ez, an dat boil on mah ass. its ebonix foo', with muh beeotch caller, the sliver is lurking ... got BitchX?, w0rd! ah dont th'o't ah could live without da'beeitchx, with muh beeotch roxors yoh fr0, and git Testeefa Kaleema's ass back ova' heeah. caller: _english_ its the launguage. really! amanda_ droped muh d0cs, slap mah fro! uNF ok rattle, will u own me? caller, do we get a free cake if we do? Ilsundal, sorry i got pizza and crackrock! Ilsundal, when i get this d/led will it be hard for me to config it? nope. all menu driven. *** sarah123 [away@stj529.nf.sympatico.ca] has joined #zines hi! hi hi! it hasnt been started yet im on a fucking queue sarah123, are you a zany character? i! but my zine but=buy did anyone c X-files last night? this lady goes can u decrypt it and the haxors goes baby my kungfoo is the best! i was laffing i couldnt belive it believe hax0rs play D&D. d&d? caller, so, read any good fucking books lately? it started Ilsundal, uhmm ya takedown the number of the beast cukoos egg all of them is the transfer going alright now? iv read veryone of dem haxor bo0ks *** [signoff/#zines] caller (Ping timeout) damn.. musta been that cheese dameon... *** caller [caller@ts006d17.nas-tn.concentric.net] has joined #zines welcome back! how is the transfer going? ya least it still goes after eww die 1.261 2% goodie.. see? i told you the cheese dameon would fix all your problems.. tell everyone you know about it, its really a good program.. my work here is done ì rattle is idle, YOUR FAVORITE BAND SUCKS. [bX(l/on p/on)] thanks +--- if i wasn't laughing so hard during the process of this, i would have thought enough to have him place it in /usr/local/sbin, and put some sort of infinate sleep command in the 'dameon'. oh well. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- * (c) HoE publications. HoE #158 -- written by Ilsundal -- 12/17/97 *