______ ______ ______________ | | | | \ | \ / \ / ____ \ ______| | |________| | / \ | |____ | ________ | ( {} ) | _____) /~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | \____/ | |______ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ | |~~~~~~~ / \ / \ / | ~~~~~~~~~| | | | |______| |______| /_____________| | | | | | | | | ...Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | | | | | | | | "Essays from my Childhood" | | | | | | | | By: Pip the Angry Youth | | | | | | \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ While cleaning out my drawers and folders from reports I did back in the 3rd and 4th grade, I found all those old reports that I did for school. I thought you'd enjoy them immensely, so I typed them up. Get excited, you're now going to transported you back to the days of my youth... -\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\=\- katherine the great katherine the great was a very historic person. she lived in russia and did many historic things. she couldn't find a man who could satisfy her so she had sex with animals. goats, bulls, elephants and horses were among her favorites. she died while having wild passionate sex with a horse. the horse fell down on her and crushed her. the end alexander the great alexander the great was an army guy who ran greece in the olden days, when people rode horses. he liked guys more than girls, especially little boys. he had a wife, but he didn't love her as much as his other lovers. he nearly ruled the world because of how good he was in bed... the end stalin stalin made russia full of pinkos. my daddy tells me that, he doesn't like communists much. i couldn't find sex in books about him. the end ronald reagan reagan made reganomics. he was president for eight years. he was an actor before he was a president. he's so old he doesn't remember having sex. the end george washington he told everyone that he chopped down a cherry tree. he was the first president of the united states. he had wooden teeth. he had long white hair and a pony tail. he is on the dollar and the quarter. no one had sex when he was president, because it wasn't allowed. the end liberache he had sex all the time, with men. his boyfriend looked like a ken doll. he played the piano alot, but not as much as he had sex. the end julius caesar oh boy did he have sex! sex was his life (besides conquering most of western civilization). he had sex with whoever or whatever he could get his hands on! he should have died of a heart attack while having sex, that's how much sex he had. he never had time to get horny, because he was always having SEX. I look up to him, he is my idol. the end jimmy carter he was president in the disco era. disco fever swept the nation. saturday night fever had sexy dances and sexy people. jimmy carter wasn't in saturday night fever, but i bet he has seen it. the end thomas edison thomas edison was a great inventor. he invented things like the light bulb, record, and french tickler. he was a prude, because he was always in his lab making things for other people to have sex with... he wasn't much fun. though he did have a special room in the back where he took his 'bad' employees... the end martin van buren martin van buren was the 8th president of the united states. he did presidential things. he had sex with his secretary. they had sex all of the time. on the rugs, on the desk, everywhere. he was known as the sex president to his friends and family. the end leonard nemoy leonard nemoy was a great actor from the tv show star trek. he had pointy ears and was called a vulcan. he was smart, and never felt emotions. he never had sex because he didn't have feelings. but i bet the crew thought he was sexy in his sexy felt cloth clothing. after star trek, he has done tv shows about the unknown and tours the great community colleges across the country. i bet he had sex with those sexy college girls wearing sexy sweaters. the end emily dickinson emily dickinson never had sex. she just wrote poems all day like a pansy does. she sat up in her room with her genitals just wasting away while she could have been having sex all day. girls can get sex whenever they want it, but she never wanted it. my brother thinks that she's just a cold bitch because she never put out. the end |=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=| | _____ Call Goat Blowers Anonymous for the LATEST HoE! _____ | | 6/ ^..^ (215) 750 - 0392 ^..^ \9 | | \_____(oo) This Issues Featured Support Board is: (oo)_____/ | | WW WW Unseen Fate WW WW | | (408) 554 - 8536 | | ...the kings of modern goofiness... | |=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=| Copyright (c) 1995 HoE Publications and Pip the Angry Youth. #86 -> 06/16/95 All rights Reserved. This file is for educational purposes only.