______ ______ ______________ | | | | \ | \ / \ / ____ \ ______| | |________| | / \ | |____ | ________ | ( {} ) | _____) /~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | \____/ | |______ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ | |~~~~~~~ / \ / \ / | ~~~~~~~~~| | | | |______| |______| /_____________| | | | | | | | | Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | | | | | | | | "Excuse Me, Could You Remove Your Steatopygous?" | | | | | | | | | | | | By: Mogel | | | | | | \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Words hit as hard as a fist. With that in mind, here are 190 really annoying words that are sure to drive people on any board nuts. These words are more that 25-cent words. Try 'em on your local board today...or just about anywhere. 1. Borborygm Bowel noise; The noise of a fart 2. Hylozoism Belief that all matter has life 3. Puzzlepate One who is bewildered by the simplest ideas 4. Growtnoll A blockhead 5. Puler A whiner 6. Pottle 4 pints, A half gallon 7. Sexcent-Billion 1 with 1,800,000,003 zeros 8. Emesis Basin Kidney-shaped basin used in hospitals when one feels sick 9. Moxiana Collecting memorabilia related to the soft drink Moxie 10. Kalology The study of beauty 11. Yonk An indefinitely long time 12. Polymath One who has mastered many fields of knowledge 13. Bollard Post ships are tied to on dock 14. Opisthosgraphy Writing on the back of a sheet of paper 15. Gudeons round pins on a window shade roller 16. Spiv One who lives flashily with no visible means of support 17. Carminative Relating to a fart; that which induces gas 18. Rhinophonia Strong nasality in ones voice 19. Tintinnabulation The sound of bells ringing 20. Whit The smallest immaginable particle 21. Anuptaphobia Fear of remaining single 22. Cyberphobia Fear of computers and high-tech electronics 23. Pediophobia Fear of dummies, dolls, and mannequins 24. Theomania Belief one is god 25. Boeotian One who opposes works of literature or art because he does not understand them 26. Myrmidon One who carries out orders without hesitation or pitty 27. Anhungary Obsolete synonmy for hungary used by Shakespeare 28. Drumble A lazy person, drone 29. Grimalkin A bossy old woman 30. Lorg A stubborn and stupid person 31. Ploot Slut 32. Bawdstrot A procuress or prostitute 33. Skipkennel A lackey 34. Tufthunter Apple polisher 35. Yazzihamper A lunkhead 36. Mathom J.R.R. Tolkien word, The Hobbit something with no use but too good to throw out 37. Whoozit A prototype widget 38. Autolatry Worship of ones self 39. Bardolatry Excessive worship of Shakespeare 40. Oligopsony A market with so few people the action of one can effect price 41. Pintle Pin in a door hindge 42. J'aboubovitz Chess player who annoys his opponent by making constant small ajustments to the pieces, from French j'adoube, "I Adjust" 43. Nork Something that appears to be grand in a store shelf, but looses appeal shortly after you get it 44. Neckar Testing something in such a way to envite disaster 45. F.U.B.A.R. Fouled Up Bayond All Recognition 46. Orthography Art of writing words with the propper letters, correct spelling 47. Orthographer One versed in orthography, one who spells correctialy 48. Exalt To lift up, to praise or glorify 49. Messiah Expected savior or liberator 50. Thesis Proposition to be defended in an argument 51. Cynorexia Having a dog-like appetite; insatiable 52. Fulgurous Emitting lightning; flashing 53. Entropy The measure of the degree of disorder in a substance or a system; entropy always increases and energy always decreases in a closed system, as the universe. 54. Subentropic Somthing going against Entropy 55. Pangful Suffering; full of pangs 56. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsillicovolcanoconiosis A Lung disease caused by inhaling fine particles of silicon 57. Floccinavcinihillipilliflication To estimate as worthless 58. Euthenics Science of improving the conditions of humans by improving their surroundings 59. Fabulist Euphemism for liar 60. Facinorous Exceedingly wicked. 61. Famulus Medieval sorcerer's assistant. 62. Flagitious Atrocious, heinous, appallingly wicked; stronger than facinorous. 63. Fopdoodle Insignificant fool. 64. Fugleman Frontman, spokesman, or leader, cuts imposing figure, compels others to follow his lead. 65. Fungible Replaceable or acceptable as a replacement for a similar item. 66. Fylfot Swastika. 67. Galactophagous Milk drinking. 68. Gelogenic Laughter provoking. 69. Gramercy Thank you. 70. Hebetate To grow dull or stupid. 71. Ineluctable Inescapable. 72. Ingravescent Growing worse or more severe. 73. Intumescense Swelling. 74. Acerebral Without a brain. 75. Alliaceous Smelling or tasting. 76. Alliaphage Garlic or onion eater. 77. Ante-Jentacular Pre-breakfast. 78. Aprosexia Inability to concentrate. 79. Aporia Public speaker's inability to begin, know what to say, or close. 80. Aright Correctly. 81. Ataraxia Absolute calm and tranquility. 82. Battology Reiteration of same words or phrases in speech or writing. 83. Belespirit Intellectually gifted person. 84. Bellibone A woman excelling in both beauty and goodness. 85. Boondoggle Carrying out valueless or trivial work to look as if one is busy. 86. Cacophemism Opposite of euphemism; using a harsh word instead of a milder one. 87. Calefacient Medicinal agent producing a feeling of warmth. 88. Cardialgia Heartburn, indigestion. 89. Charientism Elegantly veiled insult. 90. Chrematophobia Fear of money. 91. Circumforaneous Wandering from house to house. 92. Contradistinction In contrast to say, in contradistinction to. 93. Contraindiuated Inadvisable. 94. Coxcomb Conceited fool. 95. Decoction Soup. 96. Defenestration Act of throwing something or someone out of a window. 97. Dissight Unsightly object; eyesore. 98. Endomorph Short, fat person. 99. Egregious Exceptional. 100. Equanimity Calmness; unconcern. 101. Ergasiophobia Fear of or aversion to work. 102. Et Hoc Genus Omne And all that sort of thing. 103. Kopophobia Fear of exhaustion. 104. Lapidate Stone to death. 105. Lethologica Inability to recall the right word. 106. Lucripetous Money-hungry. 107. Lususnaturae A freak of nature. 108. Macrology Long, tiresome talk. 109. Moliminous Of great bulk or importance. 110. Mucilage Gum, glue or paste. 111. Multiloquous Very talkative. 112. Mussitation Murmuring; grumbling. 113. Nefandous Unspeakable; unutterable. 114. Nepheligenous Producing clouds of smoke. 115. Nescience Lack of knowledge; ignorance. 116. Nocent Harmful. 117. Noisome Noxious, smelly, nasty. 118. Noyade Mass execution by drowning. 119. Nummamorous Money-loving. 120. Nympholespy Passionate longing for something unattainable. 121. Oligophagous Eating only a few particular kinds of food. 122. Oligophrenia Feeblemindedness. 123. Oniomania Irrestible urge to buy things. 124. Onymous Not anonymous. 124. Oscitation Inattention. 125. Otiose Serving no useful purpose. 126. Palinoia Compulsive repetition of an act until it is performed perfectly. 127. Paradigm Model, pattern or example. 128. Paralogism Illogical reasoning. 129. Pedagogy Science or art of teaching. 130. Peradventure Perhaps. 131. Petard Small explosive device used by engineers in medieval times to undermine castle fortifications. 132. Quidnunc Gossip. 133. Quotidian Everyday, recurring, daily, ordinary, commonplace. 134. Rasorial Constantly scratching around in search of food. 135. Redivivus Restored to life or liveliness. 136. Rejectamenta Things that have been rejected as worthless. 137. Sapid Lively; interesting. 138. Saponaceous Soapy. 139. Saporous Tasty; flavorsome. 140. Sempiternal Eternal. 141. Sermocination Practice of making speeches; preaching constantly. 142. Solipsist One who believes that only himself exists. 143. Spurious Not genuine. 144. Steatopygous Fat buttocks. 145. Stentorophonic Speaking loudly. 146. Succe Daneum Substance resorted to when the real thing is not available. 147. Teratosis Biological freak. 148. Tergiversate To equivocate verb. 149. Thermanasthesia Inability to feel heat or cold. 150. Ullage Amount of liquid that falls short of filling its container. 151. Umbriferous Shady. 152. Ustulate Scorched; sunburned. 153. Viarago Fierce, bad-tempered woman. 154. Yellow Jack Quarantine flag. 155. Yirn To whine; pout. 156. Zugzwang In chess, when any of a player's moves open to him damage his position. 157. Antithesis The exact opposite. 158. Ardent Intensely enthusiastic or devoted. 159. Arduous Difficult to do; laborous; onerous; full of hardships. 160. Assuage To make less severe or burdensome; ease 161. Bailiwick One's particular area of authority 162. Baroque Fantastically overdecorated, gaudily ornate 163. Blanch To turn pale. 164. Blatant Glaringly conspicuous or obtrusive. 167. Bombast Talk or writing that sounds grand or important but has little meaning; pompous language. 168. Brash Offensively bold; pushing; impudent 169. Candor Sharp honesty of frankness in expressing oneself. 170. Capricious Tending to change abruptly without apparent reason; erratic; flighty. 171. Caustic Cutting of sarcastic in utterance; biting 172. Caveat A Warning 173. Clandestine Kept secret or hidden especially for some illict purpose; done without the knowledge of those who would regulate or punish such actions. 174. Cloying Having an excess of a quality, as sweetness or sentimentality, to the point of arousing distaste or arousing disgust. 175. Cognoscenti People with special knowledge in a field, especially the arts, expert; often used with a flavor of irony. 176. Complicity Partnership in wrongdoing. 177. Condescending Disguising one's disdain by obvious indulgence or parience. 178. Consternation Great fear or shock that makes one feel helpless or bewildered. 179. Consummate Supreme; very skilled; highly expert. 180. Conversant Familiar or acquainted with, especially as a result of study or experience; well versed in. 181. Coterie A close group of people who share a common interest. 182. Crass Grossly stupid, dull or obtuse 183. Crescendo A gradual increase in loudness or in intensity. 184. Cynosure Any person or thing that is a center of attention or interest. 185. Debacle An overwhelming defeat or rout. 186. Deify To make a god of; glorify; exalt or adore in an extreme way, idolize. 187. Enwoman To indown someone with the qualities of a woman 188. Pirl To spin; twist; turn 189. Slattern A woman who is utidy in her dress, appearence, work 190. 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