GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e _____ ____ // | \ / \ || ____ | || | b d || || \ / | || > \\___// \/\/ |____/ \__/ Presents: Issue #1 of The Greeny world Domination Task Force Newletter! "News! What's wiht' dat GREEN d00d?!?" (By STM, Lobo, & several others who aren't cool enough to be named by me. Although you might be able to name them. I think I'll name them, but without any vowels! They are: Zn, Trjn-Mn, and that smelly guy I met in the bathroom, what was he doing in my bathroom anyway?) The following are two totally unrelated quotes: "It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. I was talking about a ware, dammit!" - Seth The Man "Seth is silly." - Lobo uhhhh, yeah....this here file is written by some people who don't have any idea what we are talking about, not that it really matters anyway. GwD sucks like seth. which is actually quite enjoyable. In the begining, there was Chaos. Then there was GREENY. and he soon started taking over the ENTIRE WORLD! He started with The Underground, he had a k-kool password: SMARTONE. He posted ads in all caps everywhere which gave his password, which everybody should NOT have known. The people on Chaos were having a big discussion about how GREENY should be President. Lobo suggested that he should become Emporor of the WORLD. That's how GwD was founded. Since Lobo was on Seth The Man's board, Chaos, Seth decided that he wanted a slice of the power. And thus the first two type of guys came to be. THAT WAS A REVIEW FOR ALL YOU LOSERS OUT THERE. "we all suck, and we know you don't give a shit anyways." - Zen We have meetings every month, and YOU AREN'T INVITED! IN July, at our first meeting, we watched the Hellraiser trilogy. WE had great fun, and that was probably one of our best meetings. In August we had great fun in a pseudo-picnic, that ended up with a bunch of strange people (us) ravaging STM's neighbors. Lobo missed that one. In September we ate at an annoying pizza place in town, looking for GREENY, but he wasn't there, so we found Transderm-Nitro, and made him a type-of-guy just because he ordered beer and wouldn't share it with S00per Sperm. That was also the night of the first GwD 3/y+3 meetin' and all around cat-stalkin-wowie-neat guys meeting. It was fun. I would elaborate but I can't because they wouldn't exactly be considered "good things" for a buncha teens and a 20-some-odd-year-old to be doing. In Ocotober, we were supposed to meet at Seth's for a Halloween gathering. Only Lobo showed up, however, because Seth had told everyone else that he was grounded but failed to relay the message to Lobo. In November, we watched Transformers: The Movie, but we just couldn't find G.I. Joe: The Movie or The Smurfs and the Magic Flute. We were sad. (Note from Lobo: Cops get mad if you stand out in the middle of the street and tell them to halt.) We blew the December meeting off because we like to act like we have lives, dammit! In January, we watched Fletch and Robin Hood: Men In Tights at DB's abode. We also re-acquired Fastjack as a member (why we lost him is along story involving lots of sex, lies, and violence, 3000 gallons of petroleum jelly, and a horse named Ed.) We didn't have a meeting in February, basically not because we have a life or anything, we won't use that excuse again, but because STM listen'd to his "Billy Joel's Greatest Hits" and his PRiMUS tapes way too many times. It wasn't very healthy for STM because we all know depressing music and violent music just don't mix in a healthy way...As for March, hopefully STM or Lobo or some other no-lifer out there will make one soon...perhaps when Zen get's back.. Zippy becoming a member actually gave us two Command Centers. The Starchy White Boy BBS (which Fastjack is now the SysOp of) and Brazen's Hell (which is run by a good friend of Zippy's, and Zippy better tell him that he's running a Command Center, else Lobo will thwack Zippy if/when he sees him this summer). Thanks a lot, Zippy. He is moving to Fort Worth (hey, it's out of THIS hell hole), and plans to put up a BBS there which will be a Command Center. TransDerm-Nitro also moved to Oklahoma, where he'd better put up a new incarnation of GridPoint, or else he will be thwacked. Well gee, we also excommunicated a droog. His name was Little Man Tate, well not really, but I almost made you think that's what his name was didn't I? Anyway, he was always annoying, but we decided he might be worth our time, so we made him a dr00g anyway. Unfortunately he fell to B0b (The anti-GREENY) and kept being annoying so we excommunicated him. Oh yeah, his real name was Big Man Joe. More on B0b later. Well, that's most of what happened. Maybe we'll add some more to this file, but I don't know, some dr00gs are here so I'm going to stop typing and go scare the frogs. Thank you. Afterword: Well I guess we didn't end up adding to much to this file, seeing as it is over a month since we started this file...oh well, better late than never 'eh? err, don't answer that.. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ GwD Task Force Members: Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth the Man Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King Droogs- Ailanthus Alkaloid Aracnia Beth Da Petereter Beowulf Big Red Fed Bill Hooper Bloody Mary Bob The Master of the World Brazen Bruno Dreamer Elixir fastjack Franche Coma GenAerik Genghis Kahn Hallucination Hoggle Jakyl Juan Valdez Kilroy Kith-Kanan Legolas Longshot Magnum Malachi Miyamoto Mr. Q Rory Shadowmaster Sir Flea Siva Snotty Spanky McDougal, Sir! S00per Sperm Trojan-Man Wiz Kid Zelia Winter Zen Zippy \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ (NOTE: From now on, only every tenth file will have a complete membership list. Every fifth file will have a list of those brave enough to write for GwD, kinda like this:) /----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****-------------------------\ | Lobo - Seth The Man - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea | | Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man | \----------------------*****-------------------*****-------------------------/ GwD Command Centers- Chaos (806)797-7501 SysOp-Seth The Man (Mission Control) GridPoint (XXX)XXX-XXXX SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest, don't know new number) Federation Slayers' (806)799-1184 SysOp-Big Red Fed The Starchy White Boy BBS (806)842-3270 SysOp-Fastjack (Down until May of 1994) Light My Fire (806)795-4926 SysOp-Ailanthus The Snake's Den (806)793-3779 SysOp-Diamondback The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948 SysOp-Longshot Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259 SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost) copyright (c) 1994 GwD Inc. (Hey, we're a company now! Dammit boys!) GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo All rights reserved, and damned if I ain't seein' GREEN! GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD20