=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= THREE CHEERS FOR O.J. SIMPSON! ------------------------------ O.J. (who no longer needs a last name since he copywrighted his initials) has pulled off the ultimate hack of the system. Or I should say, his lawyers have. Of course his hack is not one of the traditional sort, but nonetheless, it was a masterful deception. Lets review this hack so we can all learn from its cunningness. Most good hacks revolve around the hacker doing something outside of the law. Ten months ago, O.J. walked to his estranged wifes house, asked her and her guest to step outside, and butchered them. Or should I say haxored them? I personally don't support malicious hacking, and O.J. is a lamer for crashing Nicole and Ronald. And hell, his exploit was lamer than the -froot bug, but I guess it got the job done. Now if this was the extent of his hack, O.J. would not even rate as an ANSI kiddie, but the true hack came later. Like any good hacker, O.J. tried to cover his tracks, but unfortunately, he missed most of the logs. He left footprints all over the place and didn't even delete all of his tools. The fedz traced him from Nicole's to his Bronco to his house and nabbed him. Now O.J. lost his cool and almost phucked himself right there and then by putting a gun to his head, but the important thing is he didn't talk. Most hackers lose it and spill there guts, but O.J. smartened up and called his lawyer. Remeber that when the fedz are knocking on your door! Next came the _real_ hack. With all the logs and evidence seized it looked like a done deal, but O.J. hooked up with the boyz who had the true zero-day, Shapiro and company. These guys faced down the big guns of the legal system and used every bug they could think of. They corrupted the time-line, they poisoned the validity of the evidence, they placed doubt on accuracy of the logs, and they used every hackers best friend: Social Engineering. Social Engineering (S.E. for short) is the act of using jargon to fool your target into believing what your saying is true. O.J.'s attorneys are the best in the biz. No matter how bizarre the exuses and explanations they came up with, the jury fell for every word. They used their expert knowledge of legalease to convince the jury not to believe their own eyes. Man are they good! They should right up a t-phile for Phrack on their techniques! Of course none of their ploys would have amounted to shit if they hadn't pulled out there best trick at the end. They used a bug more feared than the Internet Worm, more dreaded than the Whale Virus, more powerful than ISS. They used the Racism attack. No defense can stand up to it. It hits the system from thousand angles at once and completely corrupts everyone's memory. It reroutes all thinking to /dev/null and core dumps reason. They were able to take an impossible case and turn it to complete victory. Thats more impressive than hacking root at cert.org. That was the hack of the year. Of course, it took millions of dollars for O.J. to pay for his tiger team, but it got him what he wanted: Complete victory over the system. Complete victory over justice. Way to go O.J. You hacked America. -Deadkat =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... = = Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 = = Goat Blowers Anon 215.750.0392 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 = = E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 = = Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 = = Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 = = Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 = = Bad Trip 615.870.8805 (Your board here!@#!) = = Plan 9 716.881.3663 Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 = = Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Logikal Nonsence XXX.XXX.XXXX = = PuRe EViL (NUP) 905.XXX.XXXX The Keg 914.234.9674 = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK = = FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK = = FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck = = FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK = = ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK = = http://www.ora.com:8080/johnl/e-zine-list/zines/fuck.html = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=