ÚÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ÚÙ À¿ ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄ ³ ³ ÀÄ¿ ³ ÀÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ À¿ ÃÄÄÄÄ¿ ÀÄ¿ ³ ³ ³ ÀÄÄ À¿ ³ ³ ³ ÚÙ ³ ÚÄÙ ³ ÄÄ¿ ÚÄÄÙ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ Damned Fucking Shit Edited by Access Denied Issue #20 Title: How To Get Free Computer Software Date: 1/15/94 By: Ningauble ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ How To Get Free Computer Software BY: NiNGAUBLE Hi. As many of you know, you can get most software on your local warez board. But, what if they don't have what you're looking for? What if you can't get access? What if you're low on credits, with nothing to upload? Well, I've got the answer. There are many ways to get software. You can steal it, but that takes skill. (Besides, it's kinda hard to rip off Microsoft Office :) You can get it from a friend, but if you can get it from your friend, why are you reading this? Anyways...the method I use has worked 100% of the time..and all you need is the cash to buy the program (You'll get it back, trust me.) and a friend. (This may be hard for some of you lamers.) Anyways, here goes. You take a walk down to your local computer store. Grab what you want, and go buy it. SAVE THE RECEIPT. If you don't save the receipt, you'll never get your cash back. Take it home, install it, whatever, and copy the disks. You might want to run off a copy of the docs too..If it's some AD&D game or something. Then after you've copied them and gotten everything you need, take a program that marks bad sectors on disks, and mark a whole shitload (or all) of the clusters bad. Or, if this is beyond your knowledge, or you don't have the program that will do it, take some rubbing alcohol and rub off some of the disk. (The inside part for you morons) Then take the program, box, dox, etc. back to the place you got it. Go to the service desk and tell them "I got this program for a gift, and disk # whatever is bad. Can I exchange this for another copy?" Then take the new program home with ya. DON'T OPEN IT! Go down to the store tomorrow with a friend. Have them go into the store with the software and the receipt, go to the service desk and say, "Hi, I got this for my birthday, and I already have a copy. Can I get a refund? I have the receipt." The moronic employee will give you your refund. Now you have the program you wanted, and your money back. It's easy and works. The only bad thing is, you need the cash, and if you plan to do this with like CorelDraw! or something...well...get a job. Later. NiNGAUBLE Find DFS On These Fine Systems ========================================================= | Paradise Lost - +1.414.476.3181 | | Ti - (Private) | | Realms of Decadence - +1.216.671.0078,,t66 | | Plan 9 Information Archives - +1.716.881.FONE (3663) | | | | AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS | | FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - pub/Zines/DFS | | | | To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The | | password is JINGLE JINGLE. | =========================================================