______________________________________________________________________________ T ||==\\ || || ||==\\ ||==|| || || B L E N D E R C O R P O R A T I O N || || || || || || || \\ // ------------------------------------ H || || || || ||==// ||=|| >|< >>> Presents <<< || || || || || \\ || // \\ SANKHEZ1.DBC E ||==// \\==// || \\ ||==|| || || #015-SB05 -- [12/28/91] ______________________________________________________________________________ Fred San-Khez, the Man from Brockton Vol. 1 & 2 -------------------------- Amusing Chats by Snarfblat [ * - designates Mister Snarastaman ] Vol. 1: Phoo. ------------- *hey HIYA *fred San-Khez right? from brockton? I thought i recognized you! so e hold on there...I'm not him...that's what I wanted to tell you *haha thats funny fred.you must be fred! only fred wopuld do that.so hows *brenda? I am serious...I checked your registry and I wanted to ask you a question that is the only reason that I chatted you *hmmm maybe you arent fred, but you sure act like him,what did you wanna ask? Well, my brain isn't always connected properly Vol. 2: Bhaz ------------ *You are Fred San-Khez from brockton right? no *Fred San-Khez from brockton! you must be no i am not he sorry *That's funny fred! haha only you would do something like that like what? *like say you werent you when I KNOW you are ok so u got me? maybe *hahahah! i thought so. remember that book,Drak Agnau? "The monkey has no *eyebrows"? haha that was a interesting book.. *yeah,when they did that satanic ritual. anyway, i was wondering if you *remebered that bet we made...you said you would sacrifice a goat if I could *stand upside down on a highway for 15 minutes. well, i did *it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so go look *for a goat! hahahahahahah have fun! i have no proof that you did it.. i could always say i alreadt sacrificed the goat.. *well, I have a tire mark on my left arm.and you can look it up at my *hospital's records if you don't believe me i believe u you sick sonof a bitch *good. If you can't find a goat, I'll get one for you. My uncle knows trhese *guys that breed sheep. I'll mail you one. You havent moved since you gave me *your adress have you? no i havent *ok, thats good. well, call me when you are gonna do it. you still have my *number? somewhere i do *ok thats good. *do u know santropez? a little bit *what is your impression of him? i havent really talked him alot, why? *well he might think im someone else.. not sure why, but if he starts *harrasing me, could u terll him im not... ok fred!? bye.. ohh listen i wanna play dumb on here so dont blow my cover ok *ok seeya around ______________________________________________________________________________ (C)1991 by The Durex Blender Corporation & Random Tox All Rights Available at the Door. No Reservations. *** Spread the word of Turnex, the Blender for the Next Millenium. *** The Durex Blender Corporation : Boston (617) 696-8156 - 24oo/8N1 - 24 hours