"Well, Jerry turned to me, and he said. 'Ed,' he said, 'you're sober almost half the time, and I'm good for about half a show, so let's do it.' The rest, as they say is history." --Ed McMahan about his upcoming merger with the Verizon/3Com/Staples MD telethon corporation. _____ _ _ ( _ ) ( )_ _ _ ( )_ | (_) | ___ | ,_)(_) _ _ (_) ___ | ,_) | _ | /'__s)|e|pt|e|(m)b(e)|r|/',on)|e| | | | |( (___ | |_ | || \_/ || |\__, \| |_ (_) (_)`\____)`\__)(_)`\___/'(_)(2__4/0\__) _____ (_ _)_ | | (_) ___ ___ __ ___ | | | |/' _ ` _ `\ /'__`\/',__) | | | || ( ) ( ) |( ___/\__, \ (_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____)(_240/ [dedication]-[possession of an instrument of crime] Hi I'm Prime23 and it's Friday nite. I don't really have much of a column this weekend. A quote or two maybe and a poem I've pulled out of thin air. Let's just say I don't have much of a publishorial or editorial opinion 2nite. Well I do, but I'll keep that schtuff to myself for now... Boyee, it's hot out. When will August end? Certainly not in September, eh? If you ask ME, KatsKan is a pretty good band. Not great, just pretty good. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about huh? Read on, it gets worse. OK here's a quote I noticed. Or a notice I quoted. I don't remember. But I do remember the phollowing: "If 1992 was about enlightenment, then we're in the dark ages now." --Jeff Ayeroff, founder of MTV's "Rock The Vote," non- profit corporation. Despite their dog and pony show, less than 20% of 18-24 year olds will vote in '00 just the same as what happened in 96, 92 and 88. OK I have a quick book review and I'm out of here. And I mean real quick. ANOTHER SHORT BOOK REVIEW Arianna Huffington's "How To Overthrow The Government" is what you'd get when you simply remove all things violent from the Unabomber's Manifesto. My fave quote so far? Honestly, I'm only on page 91 of 317. Perhaps "The Statue of Liberty should be turned around to face this country." LETTUCE L E T T U C E ! ! ! to ati@etext.org I think I like Primus. Have you heard Ozzie and Primus' remake of NIB? Grung3 Sp0nge [ed note: R U makin' phun o' me???] to ati@etext.org Let's get right to the point. I am looking for positive motivated people that want and need to make a minimum of 10k per month. Do you have a burning desire to change the quality of your existing life? abbaker@[].[] [ed note: should I even answer that?] To Doris Haddock It isn't nice to block the doorways But it sure was fun. Thank you, Nana. Mark Weisenheimer. to ATI You know, I read in the NYTimes today where ALL the indians did not profit from the legalization of gambling Casinos. You could look it up or...anyway, it compared the Mohegans & Pequots to the Pima Apache and some other tribes out there, and they just aren't the same. Never were. But the real answer to the inequities in income/benefit to The Tribes is to empower them in some other way. A different Enfranchisement for every different Tribe! I say! sisyphus (860) OPEN LETTER TO JELLO BIAFRA Yo Jello, When once in a debate you asked Jennifer Norwood who's paying the PMRC's bills she blurted out "Occidental and Merrill Lynch." Do you have any plans of harrassing Al Gore this time around for making Lieberman, Tipper the movie and TV industry his newest battleground? I expect him to publicly attack Buddhist Colombians who fast from cocaine any day now. I'll be asking you this in Q&A at my leg of your Spitfire Tour this semester if you wanna prepare yourself and you happen to see this ahead of time. Peace, Love and Praise the Ammunition, marco [and in correspondence which regrettably must remain anonymous (I probably shouldn't have printed it for that very reason...)(I've held to the side of safety so many other times, I decided to risk this one, call me daring this year...)] At 18:40 24.08.00 -0500, ATI wrote: >In april I was told by someone who claims to have worked for the dulles >side of george bush sr's family that shrub had already arranged his win, >and if he has to hire people like the person I was talking with to off >people, he will. > >Didn't scare me, as I'd heard stuff like that all my life, but it >was kind of unsettling the things in world affairs he seemed to know >about. I think he was for real. He was a waiter in a bar in Georgetown >next door to the coffee house I was playing guitar at that nite. Thu, 31 Aug 2000 21:58:26 +0200 [anon.] wrote: Like I've been telling everyone since 1963, the Bush (Act II) Year 2000 presidency (i.e., dictatorship) was "arranged" in 1963, just before the Bush-led coup against JFK which included his assassination. # # SSS # # '' S S # # # # # # ' ' S '' SS # # # # # # ' S # # ' S S # # SSS http://www.milksucks.com http://www.ratm.com/enter.html http://www.mother.com/~bravopop/BLNT http://www.ijn.com/archive/032400.htm#gore http://members.xoom.com/patrontest/links.html http://www.angelfire.com/wi/heresy1/poems.html http://www.subgenius.com/subg-digest/v0/0296.html http://members.theglobe.com/wrong_hero/modernwisdom21.htm http://www.theroc.org/roc-mag/textarch/roc-01/roc01-01.htm http://www.freespeech.org/amygdala/articles/random.htm http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4203/green.html http://www.supersnail.com/webzine2000/2index.html http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/guthrie.html http://www.charm.net/~brooklyn/Texts/Bomb.html http://members.aol.com/mikeknac/camp2000.html http://www.angelfire.com/wy/1000/index.html http://marcocapelli.iuma.com http://www.art-money.dk (T)(I)(M)(E)(S) All New ATI - with 13K worth of PleasureCrystals T H E Y H O P E F I S H D O N ' T L I K E R O C K ERIE, Pa. Reprinted from (AP) Oct 23, 1972. (back when they didn't rely on satellites to bring you the news) -- The Penn Electric Co. says it's going to attempt to scare gizzard shad from waters near its facilities by broadcasting rock music on underwater loudspeakers. The utility says the one-foot long fish die from a lack of oxygen when they are drawn by heated water from the firm's water discharge pipes in the East and West Slip Bay waters of Lake Erie. The utility says it's using rock and other contemporary music because scientists have advised that fish can become accustomed to less jarring music. [][][][][][][] I walked the floor of the White House night after night until midnight; and I am not ashamed to tell you gentlemen, that I went down on my knees and prayed (to) Almighty God for light and guidance more than one night. And one night late it came to me this way - I don't know how it was, but it came: (1) That we could not give them [the Philippine Islands] back to Spain - that would be cowardly and dishonorable; (2) that we could not turn them over to France or Germany - our commercial rivals in the Orient - that would be bad business and discreditable; (3) that we could not leave them to themselves - they were unfit for self-government - and they would soon have anarchy and misrule over there worse than Spain's was; and (4) that there was nothing left for us to do but to take them all, and to educate the Filipinos, and uplift and civilize and Christianize them, and by God's grace do the very best we could by them, as our fellow-men for whom Christ also died. --William McKinley, President of the United States, 1899 ATI Guided Research Project Of The Week What do: 1) Melvin Laird and 2) Lawrence Eagleburger have in common? ==+==+== ==+==+== poem - by marco cover band tenor sax i think he likes it ; because it pays him well and it's almost like music. In honor of George Bush Jr's president errant aspirations, and his bottle of ketchup dad, I bring you these prime anarchist notes while watching "The Attack of The Killer Tomatoes." Just finished up zappa's "200 motels." Now I'm watching the Humble Pie / Peter Frampton where are they now, or whatever on vh1. I'm about to watch "attack of the killer tomatoes" a second time looking for content for my zine. I know I wanna get the "groton sub base closes down" footage for sure. Jerry Moss and Herb Alpert. The A's and the M's of A&M, hmmm... Penny McCall. Everyone's groupie. Well, til she became the Queen of Frampton. Dee Anthony, manager. Frampton and the BeeGees; sgt peppers lonely hearts club band. No script. "felt like a monkees episode." Pretty much the story of his life, huh? Sting for VH1's Save the Music. Because our 501C3 desperately needs a bunch of junk money!!! ================ Are you ready to rumble? This is only the second time I've ever watched "AOTKT" Johnny Depp and Martin Landau in Tim Burton's Ed Wood. Nice short preview. I haven't seen that one yet. Mothers Boys: preview's too long. Not gonna see THAT one. The Crow. Another one of those chock full soundtracks I never got around to catching. OK, the director's cut of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. "16 years ago..." Constantine J. Dillon. Was the theme song really played on the shuttle in 90??? In '92; 14 years after the original release. Present Day. Yeah right. Wearing THAT clothing? Attack of the killer tomatoes Attack of the killer tomatoes They'll beat you bash you squish you mash you chew you up for brunch and finish you off for dinner or lunch They're marching down the halls They're crawling up the walls They're gooey gushy squishy mushy Rotten to the core They're standing outside your door Remember Herman Farvage While taking out his garbage He turned around and he did see Tomatoes hiding in his tree Now he's just a memory I know I'm going to miss her A tomato ate my sister Sacramento fell today They're marching into San Jose Tomatoes are on their way The mayor is on vacation They've come to shred the nation The police have gone on strike today The national guard has run away [repeat chorus]...lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch... "1 adam 12" It's not blood, it's tomato juice. poor timmy. et him all up. I'm not talking about that, you weiner. What about the tomatoes? I want this thing contained. All we wanted was a bigger healthier tomato. What's the poop on pffft? This will never become a problem that Americans need fear. Will you can it, you little pud puller. [The president signing pieces of paper, one pen for each piece of paper, crumbling up every piece of paper after signing "Official Presidential Signing paper." hehehe] Ah, the antidote. Ronny Desmond's "Puberty Love." And today, the President closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, CT. When asked why he had made the startling decision he said, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway." I think I'll stop it and leave you with that. Enjoy the flick. ATI - esulphur for all those walking dead around you JUST A HOUSE a poem by Marco Capelli When Jack sleeps on a queen sized bed Eating food fit for a king In a 9-room house he remembers 21 year old army buddies Telling him he's "ate up," He sips a 7-Up at 6 pm watching Channel 5 news wondering what four - Pushing 30-Something knowing Credit card debt is maybe the only Two Aces left up his sleeve, He throws down a 10-spot for gas And wonders if his whole essence Isn't just a house of cards. ============= !ACHTUNG! [PAWN] - Attention, until further notice, the larger percentage of P A World Newz stories will NOT be filed. Most notably the ones financial in nature. "You know," said Prime Anarchist, CEO and President of Prime Anarchist Presentations, "the ones that might cause you to rush out and sell off all your shares before doing even a quick Jeeves or Google to see if the story is true or just a bunch of YAHOOie!" Anarchist went on to say that in the not too distant past there was a story about a certain corporation purchasing all of Vatican City and in the time it took their hightech owner to let the world know it was just not true, he'd somehow lost thirty five (35) dollars. "People jumped out of skyscrapers, and some even called the FBI complaining, but all in all nothing was damaged beyond repair," said Abe Gill, CEO of Yet Another Company, Inc., who'd been asked if he would consider major jail time for Anarchist, as the story may or may not have originated at ATI headquarters inside of a 286 laptop computer linked up to the net with a 2400 baud modem on a shell account. "I mean it's not like he pulled an Emulex or something," Gill said. The YAC chief went on to say he applauds Anarchist's quick editorial decision, as it's always best to "rest in the arms of safety," than to "risk something risky" on the side of chance or great risk. And in other PAWN Merger Mania News... WASH - (PAWN) CDC and CDC Embroil In Friendly Merger. Commercial Department of Conservation has mergered with the Coloured Diversity Committee. Yes, it surprised everyone. No one thought these two would be able to find so much as one laptop or apple workstation to call redundant between the two major nonprofit corporations, but they did it. And they managed to get rid of 6,900 employees between the two of them. That is not to say any of them had any difficulty getting 3rd shift jobs at the fourteen Hardees, twelve Borders Books or seven Gables In A Partridge-Pear Tree outlets locally for well above minimum wage either. "It was friendly," said Bonnie Ocean, teamchief of one CDC or another. "You put your hand upon your hip, and when the NASDAQ dips you dip." She went on to say it's as "easy as ABC. You All fill out forms, some of you will Be in your cubicle next Monday and some of you, well we'll C you to the Door." The rest, she said is history. Their new name will be the Common Decency Collective, "or CDC for short." Companies that used to be Conservation Departments will focus mostly on Conservative issues; while the coloured people will take a more progressive style like back in the day when there were unions or captains to rely on. (A)(C)(T)(I)(V)(I)(S)(T) (T)(I)(M)(E)(S) & as per: we end with metaphor. ATI - White Phosphorous for getting the lead out. -ISP- Another PAP Incredibly Short Poem reagan__stands__for_getting__things Send all gripes, naipes & handiwipes to ATI! The Zine's semi-official website is at: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli http://flag.blackened.net/ati/23ati.html & http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati for all things reconsidered. Oh and even though we haven't paid it nearly enough attention lately, our ftp site is at: ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati Oh yeah, and if you've got cents, you'll dial 1-860-887-2600 vmb 5293 Oh and yeah, ...never mind. Gnome Poem by anarchist23 When it all hits too close to home When the drug is so big it's Surrounding you... As the machine eats 2/3 of your soul And since everyone except you Seems so crazily into their Disconnected sanity, Insisting that if you'll only Salute Big Brother all will Play out as it should. When the world is ordering up anew, As well - all of Alexandria begins Imploding like a gigantic sucking, swirling sinkhole - You begin to think that metaphor Is all that's left. <-- Squeeze & Shake --> ati@etext.org