"IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION. How bold" --Mario Cuomo. 10-5-88 ******* *Special* *Twenty 3's* * & Stuff * * Issue * ******* AA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII AAAA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII AA AA TT II AAAAAA TT II AAAAAA TT II AA AA TT II AA AA TT II AA AA TT IIIIIIII AA AA TT IIIIIIII C I N T M C I E . V S I , S T 230! 0006262300 [All the news][that fits in a thimble][and leaks] [out through those tiny little holes] dedikazion: Irving Burgess, Arigon Starr, David Rovics, Julia Hill. disses and "na na nee boo boo's" to: representatives Ford, Franks, Gutierrez, Hastings, Lewis, Lipinski, Quinn, Rangel, Salmon, Towns and Udall. ATI HOST BBS #1 - The Centre [does anyone know if any of the following bbs's still exist in one form or another? (203)834-0367, (703)629-4422 And further, does anyone know any other bbs's that keep ATI's on file? Thanks, "ed."] =========== ====== COLUMNIST'S COLUMN =========== ====== http://www.virtualrelocation.com Try typing in the town names where Navajo Elders are "proposedly" going to have to relocate to, see what you get. I'm bothered by what I saw; but of course I'm a little biased, aren't I? Hi. I'm prime anarchist and this is my rant for Monday the twenty something'th of June. Sorry I'm a little late getting this out. I've tried to make it worth your while. I'm in summer mode for sure. "You'll see me get predictibly intermittant around here," he said grinningly. I was planning to get issue 230 out the 23rd of June just for the heck of it, but it just didn't happen that way. Oh well, stuff happens, right? Why do we use toilet paper? To me it's like shoving a Christmas tree up my butt. Wow, that's the ultimate consumeristic climax, ennit? Sticking a Christmas (or should I say XMas??) tree in your ass. I think maybe "taking the powder" should be a two person job afterall, because then you can have the pleasure of shoving a Christmas tree up someone else's ass. 34 cents for a non-organic lemon. Now that's more like it. Last week I paid 79c for a similar pom in the same bin of the same store on the same day of the week. When I went up the next street I was able to find a bag of organic lemons almost the same size and of course twice as sweet, (and oh, look - a seed or ten) for a volume price of 49c each. Need opinion from any of our bilingual readers living in the americas: Which is more pornographic: (1) Unavision or (2) MTV? Riddle - what do you call a Peruvian pack animal. Lima llama I finally figured it out. Ready to coin a new phrase? "Rendered music," like the stuff they used to put in Oreo cookies before the vegans pressured them to take it out. -23- (skeedoo???) . & NOW TIME 2DO THE NUMBAS RUMBA! http://www.gristmagazine.com/grist/books/books111299.stm http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/views/hogan14.txt http://www.geocities.com/turtle_pond_music/index2.html http://flag.blackened.net/daver/misc/checkers.html http://www.users.uswest.net/~jbauer/internet.html http://www.michaelbluejay.com/bicycle/music.html http://www.sirius.com/~bobstahl/zenlite.htm http://metalab.unc.edu/usenet-i/groups-html http://www.victimsfamily.com/directory.htm http://www.thewastelands2.8m.com/ati.htm http://www.mihra.org/2k/politics.htm http://www.frucht.org/roberta.html http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html http://www.fuckedcompany.com http://metalab.unc.edu/rdu http://www.davidrovics.com http://www.w00w00.org http://dhcorp.cjb.net http://www.eye.net \ BEWARE THE BLUNTED E-ZINE! \ A blunted or chipped e-zine can permanently \ \ Damage your most valuable personality. A worn \ \ E-Zine will impair the quality of content you / / Take in. Make sure your e-zine is certified "K-Rad," / / Or "Decent," before reading this T-Phile. If in / Doubt, have Prime Anarchist Check it for you. / Because only Prime can detect E-Zine Blunt. GREEN LETTUCE | FRESH SUMMER STUFF Yippie! Whooo-Ya! Ta-Da! Way-2-go! Let us dance! Let us sing! Celebrate with joy and happiness! Listen to the music of the Ancient Ones...Be In Your Hearts... Give thanks to Creator. Thats all I have to say about that :)..... --SONORA . to ati@etext.org Cheers. I've been reading ati for years. its hard to keep up with so many zines I've been reading since 89. We have carried several on the bbs since the early 90's. but we're still kicking. I run a bbs called The Centre out of Southern Maine and would like to know if you know of any other acitve boards that carry ati. --Jim . My name is Matt Stetson, and I will be covering the Ozzfest 2000 opener show @ the Mars Music Amphitheatre in Palm Beach, Fl. I would like to offer you free coverage of the event as a service of the Independent Press. By joining the Independent Press you will gain access to many shows, interviews, photographs, and CD reviews throughout the year. This service is free, however we do request that you give the reporter, photographer, and Independent Press full credit for the work done. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Matt Stetson Independent Press spectre@evcom.net [ed note: our response was "thusly:" Dear Matt, No thanks. Two things that would trip me up right away are (1) that part about "joining," and (2) my zine is text-only so it would only indirectly benefit my readers and me. But thanks for letting me know. Good luck on your endeavor; it sounds great. We're putting it here in case other underjourns wanna respond though...] . to ati@etext.org Yak Milk Keyser . Marc... This information IS meant for all who are interested. It is open to the public. Feel free to pass it on. Pilamaya. Matt . There will be a walk from Big Mountain to the community of Pinon, led by Joseph Chasinghorse, on July 8th. The purpose of this walk is to underscore the need for Religious Freedom, protecting the upcoming Sun Dance from those who would attempt to block Sundancers from participating, and for unification of The People. Those of good heart are invited to participate in this walk. From July 12th through July 16th, Sun Dance Ceremonies will take place at Camp Anna Mae, conducted by Joseph Chasinghorse. Those who wish to attend are urged to bring along vegetables, fruit, fruit drinks and first-aid supplies. Also needed, are funds to help in the hauling of water and shade nets for the tops of the arbors, that will protect both Dancers and viewers from the heat of the sun. This is a very special time on The Alter, and a time of welcoming for all who wish to take part in it. For All Our Relations... Matt . Think you'd better look at this one..... http://www.nytimes.com/library/review/061800iran-cia-review.html --ray [=====] [=====] GORE TO BE PROBED FOR HECK OF IT By Pete Yuck Disociated Press Writer Thurs, June 22; 5:09 p.m. EDT CHEVY CHASE (DP) A top Justice Department prosecutor has recommended a special counsel be appointed to probe Vice President Al Gore "for the heck of it," government officials said Thursday. The recommendation came from an anonymous tipper (no relation) at Hard Times Cafe in Georgetown because she "hate[s] him for his 1996 fund-raising abuses. She claims she'd interviewed Gore and President Clinton in April. "I have reason to believe that [name deleted at hillary's request] has made a recommendation that an independent counsel be appointed as to matters related to plungers, cigars, and assorted other items only apropriate for places like the Starr Report," She said in a telephone interview. Gore, while campaigning for president in Minnetonka, said he didn't know anything about a recommendation regarding plumbing supplies. "You're privy to news I don't have," Gore told reporters. "But if they can prove it, I still have no comment at this time." At the White House, vice presidential spokesman Juan Moore Kennedy said the office had "received no word from the Department of Plumbing about the reported campaign finance development." "As you know, the vice president has cooperated fully with all requests for bathroom supplies, health and beauty aids, and small vermin. What we have here is a Republican senator who's just plain jealous. Let them get their own private taxpayer funded bath-houses," he added. Sources familiar with [name deleted at both Hillary and Tipper's insistance]'s questioning of Gore in April say that the investigations did delve into issues of cleanliness. It could not be learned from the officials whether she wants a special room in the Oval Oriface as a proper bribe. Justice Department spokesman Marlin Marlin had no comment on the substance of the report about probing Gore. "But there were enough irregularities in my bathroom visits just from being near this stuff," Marlin said. "This ongoing investigation which has prosecuted 25 people to date, just gives me the heeby geebies, that's all I can say at this time. It is inappropriate to comment on ongoing matters of plumbing, coverups and conspiracies. Especially when they involve internal deliberations." Marlin said Attorney General Janet Weno "has done a great disservice to Vice President Gore because he should have been probed a long time ago." Apparently Weno twice rejected the notion of probing Gore -- once for fear of cooties, the second time because she was worried about fund-raising. The recommendations of [] and [] will go to Weno, who ultimately would make a decision on whether or not to use lubricants such as fifty dollar bills or the new 700 dollar bills with Agosto Pinochet on the front looking like Alfred E. Neuman. . GORILLA MATH by The Synthesizer This is a comparison I've wanted to make for months. See if you can hang, and endure this matrix. OK? Julia Butterfly Hill's book contrasted with The Unabomb's manifesto; and then Seattle 99 compared with Columbine. Run it through every which way and see what's left. [and extra credit...] [for the mega-developed] [factor in Ted K's brother] [and DC police chief Ramsey] [Joan Baez and Woody Harrelson] . PL93-531 yet another marcopoem There is no gold in the water. You'll have to look in your soul. The earth is only your mother. You never should cut up your mother. Look deeper in your soul. You must find the gold in your heart. There is no coal under my house. You'll have to look in your heart. At least none that I'll let you scrape. You never should cut up your mother. Why is your heart so colorless? You must burn the coal in your heart. [for only there will it show color] There is no uranium for you today. You'll have to look in your heart. I'm standing on my mother the way I was told. You never should cut up our mother. You need to be hit by lightning. Only then can you have some uranium for your heart. [I'll be happy to give you mine] There is no water for your slurry. You'll have to look in your defense budget. My mother told me to do unto others: Here, here's half of my sword; help me dig. I've got corn to plant. You can't help me eat today's food... [if you don't help me make tomorrow's] Goldwater Cold heart Your cranium Thrown into a marsh Mountains of slurry will Never hold up a house. Economics Who's been cooking the books? They Will soon eat books. Live by the rule-of-law PL93-531 sucks; both figuratively and literally -- Die by the rule-of-law. That's all I can say for now. . OVERHEARD IN USENET: "shit this kicks the hell out of my ATI prime anarchist parody...dude has way more time on his hands than the prime anarchist himself." --[went by too fast, no idea who...] . PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWZ 2NITE: I'm typing this in from the the (AP) with horror and great dreadful fear for all of the people of the United States: ALBUQUERQUE Artist Bob Haozous says he will shave the controversial razor wire that adorns a sculpture he created on the University of New Mexico campus. Haozous has reached a settlement with UNM: He removes the razor wire that officials don't like and the university pays him the remaining 42,500 they owe him for the 90,000 sculpture. The artwork, installed in 1996, depicts American Indians and modern buildings juxtaposed. It has a strand of concertina wire stretched across the top of it. It's entitled "Cultural Crossroads." University officials said they approved a concept that did not include razor wire. A court ruled in January that Haozous breached his contract by adding the razor wire to his sculpture. State risk management attorney Robert Lohbeck says the state Arts Division has approved the agreement. But Haozous and his lawyer, Barbara Vigil, are not entirely happy about the deal. "It's a satisfactory conclusion, but it's a sad day for New Mexicans when an artist such as Mr. Haozous cannot create a piece to his fullest ability. That's my opinion," said Vigil. She added, "The wire made it a dynamic and interesting piece, and it was his artistic expression that was relayed thorugh the razor wire addition." Haozous has said the addition of the razor wire was part of the "maturing" of the art. . Dump Milk? TILDEN, WI - Many of the 120 dairy farmers who attended a meeting on low milk prices plan to participate in a milk-dumping protest July 4th according to organizer Steve Siverling, a Bloomer dairy producer, who estimates that three-quarters of the 120 farmers at the meeting Monday night had said they would withhold their milk from market or put it to other use. . Does anyone remember the bluewater incident in Hunter S Thompson's book "Curse of Lono?" http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/06/15/trappedintoilet.ap -------------M------------ ------------U ------------ -----------S ------------- ----------I -------------- ---------C --------------- ----------S--------------- -----------E ------------- ------------C ------------ -------------T ----------- --------------I ---------- ---------------O --------- ----------------N -------- D G A7 ....loosely to the tune of "Last Nite I had The Strangest Dream" - we use the term "loosely" because that was written in C with C-FC/G EmAm DmG C/FCGC/ / as its structure. Doing it in D without minors (except as implied by the 7th) is easier for many people to sing along with in our opinion. D Last nite I had The Strangest Dream G D I'd ever had before G D I dreamed they closed the SOA A7 D And put an end to war. I awoke this morning to a fantasy That happened right before my eyes The pentagon had changed into A place making rhubarb pies. . & we now end this zine with a poemikal exercise. MAKING MUSIC by the Prime Anarchist We fed a few words in the "alanis song generator," and this is what came out "I Think" Cowritten by prime and the alanisbot I Think pepsis are really a huge problem I Think cokes are too much on my mind I Think chevys have got a lot to do with why the world sucks But what can you do? Like a red rain, beating down on me Like a nin line, which won't let go of my brain Like keiko's ass, it is in my head Blame it on corporate rock Blame it on corporate rock Blame it on corporate rock I Think dustbunnies are gonna drive us all crazy And coalmines make me feel like a child I Think weapons will eventually be the downfall of civilization But what can you do? I said what can you do? Like a red rain, beating down on me Like a nin line, which won't let go of my brain Like keiko's ass, it is in my head Blame it on corporate rock Blame it on corporate rock Blame it on corporate rock Like a red rain, beating down on me Like keiko's smile, cruel and cold Like nin's ass, it is in my head Blame it on corporate rock Blame it on corporate rock Blame it on corporate rock Make one yourself? http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html THIS JUST IN... Cygnus ran one and this is what he came up with: "Why" Cowritten by Cygnus and Tinpanalleybot Midgets, pliers, toothbrushes Why God, Why? Pliers, Sandworms, marshmellows Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this chambreau horror? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of marshmellows Like an Emo Phillips character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Non-oil based lubrucants, midgets, tongues Why God, Why? Marshmellows, tongues, toothbrushes Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this chambreau disaster that is my life? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of marshmellows Like an Emo Phillips character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? What have I done to deserve this chambreau misery? Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of marshmellows Like an Emo Phillips character, I'm wordy and alone Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? Why God, Why? [prime: I can almost taste the Grammy!] ----====---- PAWN, Primeval Arachnids Without Nodules is a Holey Baloney Submarine of PAP, Prime Anarchist Prods; NOPE, NoOne Particularly Edits; and ATI, Activist Times In Your Face. All rights remain equal and opposite to any lefts you will make, and don't 4get the lunch money's on the kitchen table under the mayonaise lid. Like What U C? Tell phriendz. http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist Don't? Tell us, or: S U B M I T S O M E T H I N G B E T T E R ! ! ! ati@etext.org SOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOA