...and not a single thing about Clinton. Oops... "Packed with Pleasure-Crystals, Activist Times Really Satisfies." THIS UNIT NOT LABELED 4 SALE. A TTTTT IIIII A A T T T I A A T I AAA1A 6T 3I A A T I AA A T IIIII iss. 163. 9901221555 Contains tocopherols for freshness. Hello. I'm prime anarchist and I really hope you like ATI, Activist Topol, InDentured so much you FORWARD all or parts to all or parts of your friends. =) "I'd get the special," she says leaning over my table and smiles. I don't know about you but I'd listen to your waitress. She rocks your world. AVISO - On a snowy day you can smell Proctor&Gamble. Thought it was just rainy daze. Jogging down the street I smell what I swear must be the Tide aisle of any super mercado. Methinks I prefer the Pfizer smell to "eau de PG." But then I can only vouch for a pre- fastrac, pre- viagra, pre- barb- wire-&-armed-guards pfizohex. They're prob'ly making things far worse now than Puffs, Pringles OR Olestra, eh? OK. Puffs and Pringles... Wait 'til MAI passes. Jaguar argues Buzzard out of his road-kill granola bar. #'S http://www.diarrhea.com http://www.abbiemovie.com http://www.walmartsucks.com http://www.dirtmagazine.com http://www.aaa.com.au/webaholics.new http://www.sunhawk.com http://baez.woz.org http://www.swaves.com http://olga.zig.co.za http://homestead.dejanews.com/organize/links.html http://www.freespeech.org/harmonic/home.htm http://www.goldgoastdigital.com/gonzo/banff.htm GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #3 Publish book: "J.S. BACH For The Complete Idiot," "BACH FOR DUMMIES," or if not literate, you can record the Bach edition of Hot Licks. Of course hire Marco Capelli to write the TAB. & Monique Nixon for the liner notes. THESE ARE THE LETTERS THAT TRY TO GET TO US, DURING THESE - THESE TRYING TIMES. Hi Marc, I never wrote anything about the L.A. "Crack the CIA" rally for your webzine, but I just found a site that has an article, and photos of the event. It was a big rally, and got almost zero press coverage. It was a lot of fun, being there! Hope all is well! Take care, -- Bob Fuller http://www.parascope.com/articles/0597/drugdocs.htm From: AdamThinks Subject: Re: Hacking Furby LOFL!!! From: Jason Richard what's the deal with the bum news? No bombings. Cape Town, January 17th, 1999 Dear Editor, Do you want 50% of my offshore profits? Let me introduce myself. My name is John Robertson and I'm the owner of the Offshore Profit Center Website http://onlineprofit.com Thousands of clients have taken advantage... From: M2RAPTOR nope, I dont get your point, not that I was here for the first posting, but your points seem like the last attempts of a dying man To ati@etext.org Good afternoon. Your name was passed on to me as someone who may be interested in major goverment conspiracies. Please read this 15 second message... Did you know that 1999 marks the 30th anniversary of the Apollo moon landing? Over the last 30 years we have seen tremendous technological advancement in all fields of work and yet...what happened to all those stories about... [ed note: yeah, I know I only gave them 1.5 seconds...] Larry.Stammer I am madly in love with ATI. I wonder if we could work something together. Leandro Editor in Chief - http://www.capnasty.org "Any trouble with your UNIX? Just type 'rm -rf /&'!" --signature of schiefne@inf.fu-berlin.de to ati: Great story, let's hear the Chris Elliot one. bdinan PRESS RELEASE: Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 19:22:47 EST From: NAMMYS@aol.com This year's show is scheduled for June 19th at Foxwoods. We have a NAMMY winners tour going out in May featuring Joanne Shenandoah, R. Carlos Nakai Quartet, John Trudell and Walela. More information will be on our website shortly. Nammys (212) PRESS RELEASE No fees, no judges, no jury and no censorship Rules: One piece per artist. All size pieces accepted. Site: The El & Gee Club, Golden St. New London Show Time: Sat Jan 30 8PM to 2AM; Sun Jan 31 11:00AM to 6PM Hanging: From 10AM to 6PM Saturday Jan. 30 Artists: Bring in one piece to the El&Gee between 10AM & 6PM and hang it up. All artists are requested to leave their work hanging until 6PM Sunday. Registration is regretfully necessary. Live Nude Art A life drawing class for Artists Fri Jan 29, El&Gee Club, 3rd Floor; Critical Neon Studios $5.00 donation pre-registration is requested, Contact Terry (Davo) Davis 447-1804 THEATRE All theatre pieces will be presented Sat Jan 30, 2nd Floor El&Gee Club. 7:30PM Starting time new music and MC: Paul Brockett "Ode to the Damned" by Ram Subramanian "The Masqueraders" by Fred Vaughn Untitled Performance Piece by Ronna Keil These pieces presented by The Wide and Universal Theatre "Heil Walt" by Mitchell Pearson "Counter Intelligence" by Warren Avery "Monica" by Beth Campbell Stemple "Apocalyptic Milleniumystic Armageddon Blues" by Bill Bingham Three new works by the Second Step Players by S.J. Williams, Becca Atkins and Cato McNichol Untitled New Work by Milt Angelopolous Untitled Humor by Steve Gaffin A Dramatic Presentation from his book "Millstone and Me; Sex Lies and Radiation in Southeastern Connecticut" by Michael Steinberg? More Info: Ray Ellis 444-7589 Talves, America: A World Turned Upside Down. (copyleft '99 by mark weisenheimer) A man's only two Real choices in this World are to be a Wife or a prostitute, He tries so hard To be other than this But in the end he is Only both. perhaps. solamente. A woman's only two Real choices are That of soldier or Father. She tries Likewise, so many Others. Finally she Is both. cuanto. costo? A rich man tries to Shame everybody else But a poor man Shames us all. Try as you may, =m= GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #2 Neatly, lightly pencil in the word "Flutenist" next to "clavicembalo" in Albert Schweitzer's J.S. Bach biography. Your copy: 2 points. Store copy: 3 pts. Librarians take 5. Ethnomusicologists get 0. Music therapist? -5. What is: Bach was a part time luthier? ST. Dante of the Orphanage TB Ward. 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John Lennon nike Like A Rock Bob Seger gm Your're Just Too Good To Be True, chevy I'll Take You There chevy Satisfaction Stones snickers aint nothin like the real thing marvin gaye burger king You're All I Need marvin gaye coke Mellow Yellow Donovan canada dairy Who's That Lady (Beautiful Lady) ??? salon selectives Hoedown Copland burger king Take Five Dave Brubeck infiniti 409 Beach Boys amway Makin' Whoopee Armstrong? toyota? 'Superman' REM IBM She's a Rainbow Rolling Stones Apple /\/\/\ \/\/\/ to help this list's evolution please send additons and corrections to: lutenist@geocities.com HOW TO PLAY ROCK AND ROLL LIKE A PRO by Eddie Van Wailin' =Learn Am scale =Move it up and down the neck depending what key you're in. =Make sure your triplets are so fast they cannot be discerned. =Surround your mistakes with dissonant notes followed by in-key slower accented notes emphasized for resolution. =Join Republican party. =Sign contract. O SOLE MIO: A Parody. by Eonardo Di Caprio Fm Bb7 Eb Bb7 Oh sole mio Oh sole mio Fm7 Bb7 Eb Oh sole mio Oh sole mio Abm Eb I don't know the rest Bb7 So it is best Fm7 Eb To just sing what I know oh Oh sole mio. We End this Epiphone of Activist Times with poetry. Genesis 0:23 by marco Word, word, word, word; word, word, word flesh. Word, word; word word flesh word; word word. Word word flesh word Flash. Word up, man. Sexy flesh. Fresh Word to your mother Mama you sexy thang. Sing it girl, preach it mama. Let's make beautiful- Right on; read on. f..db.ck? ati@etext.org