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        Brought to you by: World CHAOS and DataComm
               
        Written by: Ăs (Necros, fool)

        

        
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Intro Volume II
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        Ha! We made it through a moth. Yeah! I've got more stuff for ya this
time, its really good( at least I think it is). More HPA!


Notice!
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All comments in brackets ([]) will be made by the editor, probably making fun
of this lame mag...
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Another Notice!
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If you want some more interesting stuff in here, CONTRIBUTE! Send me yer 
stuff! Later on in the mag theres an ad where you can find me...
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OFFICIAL APPLICATION FOR RESIDENCY IN ARKANSAS
(I got this and had to put it in!)
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State Capital Building, Little Rock Arkansas
Governor Willy Clinton, Good Ole Boy

Name:__________ Nickname:__________ CB Handle:____________

Yore Mama:__________Yore Daddy (if known):___________

Shade of yore neck:    Light Red__ Medium Red___ Dark Red___

Name of yore pickup:____________________________________
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Truck Equipment:   Gun Rack___ Coon Tail___ Pit Bull___

                   Spit Cup___ Rebel Flag___ Naked Broad___

                   Scent on Mirror___
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FavOrite Recreation:  Drinkin________ Bull Chip Throwing________

                        Possum Huntin'______ Spillin Blacky_______
              
                        Craw Dad Huntin'_________ Other___________ 
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Weapons Owned:  Pick Handle______ Log Chain_______ Knucks_________

                Beer Bottle_______ Scatter Gun________
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Number of Dogs owned over 10:__________________________

Number of Weeks Unemployed:____________________________

Which of the folling appliances do yew have in yore yard?

                Frigerator________ Heatin' Stove_______ Washer_______ 
                 
                TV____________ Freezer____________

Do any of the above appliances work? Circle:  1  2  3  

How many old cars on blocks in front yard? Circle:  1  2  3  4  5

When was yore last Elvis sighting?:_________________

How many homemade tattoos on yew?:______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Which is correct?:  __"I seed him."  __"I seen him."

Highest level of education achieved?:  __First Grade __Second Grade

How many cartons of cigarettes do yew smoke a day?:__________________
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Math Test:      How many food stamps do the following cost?:

                Six Pack____ Plug Backy____ Shotgun Shells____

                Ciggles____ Prostitute____ Lid of grass____
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Health Questionnaire:    Which of the following do you have?:

                       Head Lice___ B.O._____ Crabs_____

                       Runny Nose_____ Dingleberries_____

Can yew remember the last time yew took a bath?:   Yup___ Nope___

I hereby swear that this is the truth and sign my "X" on this

          Day Of                 1993

_____________________________________________________________________

Signature___________________________



                                          Mad Terrorist



BBS List fo' Northern NJ
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Tromper's Legend II
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        Tromper's skyship manuvered through the Clouds Of Come easily, slowing
down here and checking for an ambush by Eltonian Elite Masterbaters. He mused
a plan in his head for an hour, playing with the idea (he liked playing with 
things). Finally, he decided, and hit the throttle in the small, 3 man 
space/sky craft. It floated gently out of Faranth's stratosphere. He drifted 
for a few minutes. Suddenly a giant blast of Cumm rocked the ship. Tromper
flew into the penis control panel. Bells and whisteles began to blare 
extremely loudly in his ear.

Next: A plan! Check this mag for it!


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Rob's Fantasy
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Rob looked up sharply from the painting he was making in his 10th grade art
class[art.. right]. A hand slowly moved up his cock, no one else noticing. He
smiled at Allison, the owner of that horny hand. She had been making notso
coy attempts on him fer 2 weeks now.
        Rob's hand and moved across the VERY tight, light blue jeans she was
wearing right to her croch [i'm horny]. Her zipper was undone. His finger 
moved up and down her lips rapidly a few times. She bit her lips to stop from
crying out from pleasure. He bent over and licked her ear, "Bathroom 7th 
period," he stated.

Continued in this Issue!
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More exchanges next Issue!
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Sara! part 2
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        Sara flew into the side of the van. The rapist climbed in and removed  
the mask, but before she could see his face he had another on. He took a pair 
of handcuffs and locked to a bar. The rapist bent her over and began to slam 
his cock op her warm asshole. In and out, in and out. Sara moaned and began to
cumm. So did he. She began screaming "Harder, harder, faster, come come!" and
moving wildly around, restrained only by the handcuffs. He smiled, got up,
amd retrieved a 9 inch vibrator. He shoved it up pussy and turned it on. He 
then began to drive across town. Sara did not know how many times she came 
before 2 new men climbed in and removed the vibrator.

Haha! Keep you in suspense!
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THE HPA! 
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Making Plastic Expolsives From Bleach
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Potasium chlorate(PC)is an extremely volitale explosive compound, and has been
used in the past as the main explosive filler in grenades, land mines, and
mortar rounds by such countries as France and Germany. Common household bleach
contains a small amount of PC, which can be extracted by the procedure that
follows

First off, you must obtain:

1. A heat source
2. A hydrometer, or battery hydrometer
3. A large Pyrex, or enamled steel container (to weigh chemicals)
4. Potassium chloride (sold as salt substittute at health stores)

Take 1 gallon of bleach, place it in a container, and begin heating it. While
the solution heats, weigh out 63 grams of Potassium Chloride and add this to
the bleach being heated with the hydrometer, and boil until you get a reading
of of 1.3. If using a battery hydrometer, boil until you get a FULL charge.

Take the soultion and allow it to cool in a refrigerator until it is between 
room temperature and 0 degrees celecius. Filter out the crystals that have 
formed and save them. Boil this solution again and cool as before. Filter and
save crystals.

Take the crystals that have been saved, and mix them with distilled water in
the following proprotions: 56 grams per 100 milliliters distilled water. Heat
this soulution until it boils and allow to cool. Filter the soultion and save
the crystals that form upon cooling. The process of purification is called
"fractional crystalization". These crystals should be relatively pure potassium
chlorate.

Powder these to the considtency of face powder, and heat gently to drive off 
all moisture.

Now, melt 5 parts Vaseline with 5 parts wax. Dissolve this in white gas
(Coleman Fuel). and pour this liquid on 90 parts potassium chlorate(the 
powdered crystals from above) into a plastic bowl. Knead this liquid into the
postassium chlortate. Allow all gasoline to evaporate.

Finally, place this explosive in a cool, dry place. Avoid friction, sulfur,
sulfides, and phosphorus compounds. This explosive is best molded into a 
desired shape and density of 1.3 grams in a cube and dipped into wax until
water proof. These block type charges guarantee the detonation velocity. Also,
a blasting cap of at least 3 grade must be used.
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             Introduction
Have you ever wanted a lineman's handset? Surely every phreak has at
least once considered the phun that he could have with one. After searching
unlocked phone company trucks for months, we had an idea. We could build
one. We did, and named it the "Beige Box" simply because that is the color
of ours. 
The beigebox is simply a consumer lineman's handset, which is a 
phone that can be attached to the outside of a person's house.  To 
fabricate a beigebox, follow along.

             Construction and Use
The construction is very simple. First you must understand the concept of
the device. In a modular jack, there are four wires. These are red, green,
yellow, and black. For a single line telephone, however, only two matter:
the red (ring) and green (tip). The yellow and the black are not neccessary
for this project. A lineman's handset has two clips on it: the ring and
the tip. Take a modular jack and look at the bottom of it's casing. There
should be a grey jack with four wires  (red, green, yellow & black)
leading out of it. To the end of the red wire attach a red aligator clip.
To the end of the green wire attatch a green aligator clip. The yellow
and black wires can be removed, although I would only set them aside so
that you can use the modular jack in future projects. Now insert your
telephone's modular plug into the modular jack. That's it. This particular
model is nice because it is can be easily made, is inexpensive, uses
common parts that are readily available, is small, is lightweight,
and does not require the destruction of a phone.

             Beige Box Uses
There are many uses for a Beige Box. However, before you can use it,
you must know how to attach it to the output device. This device can be
of any of Bell switching apparatus that include germinal sets (i.e.
remote switching centers, bridgin heads, cans, etc.). To open most Bell
Telephone switching apparatus, you must have a 7/16 inch hex driver
(or a good pair of needle nose pliers work also).
This piece of equipment can be picked up at your local hardware store.
With your hex driver (or pliers), turn the security bolt(s) approximately
1/8 of an inch counterclockwise and open. If your output device is locked,
then you must have some knowledge of destroying and/or picking locks.
However, we have never encountered a locked output device. Once you have
opened your output device, you should see a mass of wires connected to
terminals. On most output devices, the terminals should be labeled "T"
(Tip  if not labeled, it is usually on the left) and "R" (Ring  if
not labeled, usually on the right).

Remember: Ring  red  right. The "Three R's"  a simple way to
remember which is which. Now you must attach all the red alligator clip
(Ring) to the "R" (Ring) terminal.
Attach the green alligator clip (Tip) to the "T" (Tip) terminal.

Note: If instead of a dial tone you hear nothing, adjust the alligator
clips so that they are not touching each other terminals. Also make sure
they are firmly attached. By this time you should hear a dial tone.
Dial ANI to find out the number you are using (you wouldn't want to use
your own). Here are some practicle aplications:

       > Eavesdropping
       > Long distance, static free free fone calls to phriends
       > Dialing direct to Alliance Teleconferencing (also no static)
       > Phucking people over
       > Bothering the operator at little risk to yourself
       > Blue Boxing with greatly reduced chance of getting caught
       > Anything at all you want, since you are on an extension of that line.

Eavesdropping
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To be most effective, first attach the Beige Box then your phone. This
eliminates the static caused by connecting the box, therefore
reducing the potential suspicion of your victim. When eavesdropping,
it is allways best to be neither seen nor heard. If you hear someone
dialing out, do not panic; but rather hang up, wait, and pick up the
receiver again. The person will either have hung up or tried to complete
their call again. If the latter is true, then listen in, and perhaps you
will find information worthy of blackmail! If you would like to know who
you are listening to, after dialing ANI, pull a CN/A on the number.

Dialing Long Distance
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This section is self explanitory, but don't forget to dial a "1" before
the NPA.

Dialing Direct to Aliance Teleconferencing
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Simply dial 07004561000 and you will get instructions from there.
I prefer this method over PBX's, since PBX's often have poor reception
and are more dificult to come by.

Phucking People Over
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This is a very large topic of discussion. Just by using the other topics
described, you can create a large phone bill for the person (they will
not have to pay for it, but it will be a big hassle for them). In addition,
since you are an extension of the person's line, you can leave your
phone off the hook, and they will not be able to make or receive calls.
This can be extremely nasty because no one would expect the cause
of the problem. 

Bothering the Operator
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This is also self explanitary and can provide hours of entertainment.
Simply ask her things that are offensive or you would not like traced
to your line. This also corresponds to the previously described section,
Phucking People Over. After all, guess who's line it gets traced to?
He he he...

Blue Boxing
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See a file on Blue Boxing for more details. This is an especially nice
feature if you live in an ESSequiped prefix, since the calls are, once
again, not traced to your line...

POTENTIAL RISKS OF BEIGE BOXING
Overuse of the Beige Box may cause suspicians within the Gestapo,
and result in legal problems. Therefor, I would recomend you:

            > Choose a secluded spot to do your Beige Boxing,
            > Use more than one output device
            > Keep a low profile (i.e., do not post under your real
              name on a public BBS concering your occomplishments)
            > In order to make sure the enemy has not been inside your output
              device, I recomend you place a piece of transparent tape over
              the opening of your output device. Therefor, if it is
              opened in your abscence, the tapqe will be displaced and
              you will be aware of the fact that someone has intruded
              on your teritory.

Now, imagine the possibilities:  a $2000 dollar phone bill for 
that special person, 976 numbers galore, even harassing the 
operator at no risk to you!  Think of it as walking into an 
enemies house, and using their phone to your heart's content.
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Smoke Bombs
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Here is a recipe fer one helluva smoke bomb!

4 parts sugar
6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter)

Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melt, stirring well.
Pour it into a future container, and before it solifies, imbed a few matches
into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this stuff will fill a whole 
block with thick, white smoke!

BBS Software Review
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Celebrity 1.42!
        
        Excuse me if this is short, I didn't feel like spending $50 to 
register Celebrity. 
        Celebrity is one THE MOST config'able BBS programs on the markets. 
But what makes it unique is that the way you can configure Celebrity. You can
make up two 3 different systems hooked to it (if you dont understand, don't 
worry..). Celebrity was made with elite BBses in mind! Celebrity also has 
initailzation strings customized for USR HSTs.   The features are SO MANY
I don't even wanna list 'em here. Since I haven't actually seen Celebrity 
work I can tell you no more. But I can say this is a well thought out BBS
program.
        ++++++++++++++
        Report Card: A (TOO much to reg[$50])
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S'more HPA
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          What to do to yur school with this mag
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1. Give your library a few extra copies of Popular Perversity and this one

2. Pass it around

3. Protest and read from this like it was the Holy Scriptures
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Lamer List
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        Hey! Somebody send me a lamer list!
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        Section 43, Chaper 212, Paragraph 4 of The
"Manwithoutatrampolinewhohastherightsofamanwhodoes" Law States:

"Any man may have a manwithatrampoline's wife for some sex if: The man
has been a bisexual for under 3 years, who cross dresses only in blouses
and looks like Prince. Or: If a man has a fantasy where he fucks Sharon 
Stone with a TV up her ass after 4:31 PM."
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Banned Children's Books
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The Hardy Boys in: The Mysterious Rash
         Frank and Joe have a lot of explaining to do as they track down the 
         cause of an embarrasing irritation, with the help of their health
         teacher, Coach Canker.

Clifford's Lesson In Sunscreen
        A froliciking day at the beach almost leaps to a case of Basal Melanoma
        until Clifford meets Aloe, the coppertone canine.
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And now..  Another sick story.. Stolen from Eagle's Nest    
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    She was so hot.  I just loved to look at her as she left her apartment. No
matter when or for what reason she look very sexy.  She had the kind of body
that just screamed 'fuck me'.  And that is what I wanted to do.  She was kind
of short but had those perfect legs that gave the illusion of going on for
ever. She had that long, thick hair that was just perfect to nuzzle in too.  I
watched her everyday, and I knew her habits.  On weekdays morning she dressed
in a short dress type suit.  All stiff and businesslike, the type that made
men and women equal in the workplace.  Later she would come home and change
for jogging.  She wore some tight sweat pants and amorphous shirt.  Because
she had some huge breast she wore in of those tight jogging bras.  Every day
she came back all hot and sweaty making me really horny.
    Some would say, "If you wanted her so much why don't you get her?"  Well
for sure I wanted to but she always seemed to have another guy.  And did she
go through them.  She never had one for more than a few weeks, and I wanted to
be more than that.  That is why I watched and studied her for so long.  I knew
her in and out including her favorite sex positions, via a telescope bought
for the purpose.  As a matter of fact I finally decided that I would confront
her with my love as soon as I found out one last bit of information.  I didn't
know her name.  I vowed that when I got it, I would get her.
    One day she did not follow the usually routine.  She went out to work did
not come for her daily jog.  I saw this as an excellent chance to figure out
her name.  I knew for sure that her name would be on her mail, which she
usually picked up from her box before jogging.  Inconspiciously I slipped down
to the mail boxes.  The apartment owner either was a trusting soul or cheap
because the boxes did not have locks.  Lucky for me!  I glanced and saw no one
around.  I quickly popped open her box and scanned her letters.  Finally I say
what I had been waiting for.  Among the letters to occupant I found one
addressed to 'Miss Betsy Homes'.  I am ready to make my move.  I knew in my
mind I was going to get this woman and I would start the next time I saw her.
    About 4 o'clock the next day I saw Betsy getting her mail.  I slipped out
of the apartment and came up the road as if I was going to the apartments.  I
walked up to her and pretended to ask her the direction to a friends place.
When she was about to answer I said,"Wait a minute?  Aren't you Betsey Homes?
Don't you remember me?  I am Jim from school."
    This had her throughly confused and I moved in for the kill.  I rambled on
about some made up school career until she invited me to her place.  I had
never really seen her place except from the windows, and I was impressed.  She
had impecable taste in decor that seems the mark of the sucessful women. After
we got on the couch I admitted to really being her neighbor and used the
school mate bit as a ploy to get in her apartment.  Betsy was shocked and I
was afraid that she would kick me out.  Finally, at my urgings she cooled
down, and admitted that she knew I was BSing her anyway.  The she started
spouting of info on me!  She knew everything about me.  Of course I was
surprised.  It turns out that she used the computer at work to find out about
me when she noticed me spying on her.
    "Well, I bet you don't know my favorite sex position," I finally said.
    "I bet I can find out," she said slyly.
    From there on it was smooth sailing.  We had a few drinks, and she started
to get really beautiful.  I eased over closer to her on the couch and tryed to
kiss her.  Betsy noticed by the tent my rod was causing in my pants that I was
really in for her.  "You know I don't fuck just any man.  He has got to do
what I say and enjoy it."  I suddenly realized that maybe I didn't know all
about her.  What if she is one of those hardcore dominant bitchs.  That would
really ruin things.  But she is the ultimate prize and I would do anything to
                                                                              
     get it with her.  "Well, what do you have in mind?"
     First she said that I would have to shower.  Next she said that I would
have to shave off all my hair (except my head).  Finally she said that she
would only take cock in the ass because she was saving her cherry for
marriage. Those rules were not to bad and the latter one explained here
favorite positiondoggie style.  At the time I was hot enough to agree to
anything so off to the shower I went.
     When I was done in the shower I was greeted by Betsy with one of those
antique straight razors.  "We are going to get all that hair off you quick,"
she said and away she went.  She started off at my legs and made quick work of
them while I looked down at the firm tits peeking out of her terry cloth robe.
Next she shaved my arms and chest.  Then I started to worry.  Some men may not
feel threatened by a girl shaving there dick with a 4 inch long razor but I
do.  "I'll get the safety razor for this", she said, taking a lot of my mind.
Back she came and away went my cock hair.  Then I was rolled over and then the
rest of the hair came off.  I felt strangely clean and was dying to fuck her
hard.
      "Now that you are properly prepared, you can shave my pussy." she said
as she dropped her terrycloth robe.  She was gorgous.  No sags on her.  She
had nice firm tits with big pink nipples.  She had one hot looking pussy and I
took little time shaving the sparce hair off of it.  The whole time I was
dying to nibble her hard clit that I occasionly saw during my little job.  "I
want you to tongue me so long and hard that your tongue blisters," she
announced.  I quickly obliged her.  She was so smooth and sticky, wet.  Every
once and awhile she start to pant and then give a little scream, which I
suspected were orgasms.  Finally my tongue gave out and I had to quit.  "I got
to quit. Look at my tongue," I said showing her my red tongue. "Ok, you were a
good boy and I want to reward you."  Quickly we changed positions and she
started to lick me off.  Boy was she good.  She would slowly circle my cock
head with her tongue and then suck and pump it.  Every once and awhile she
would even deepthroat it, but she looked like she would gag so I didn't press
it too hard.  Finally I felt my balls tighten up and I knew I was going to
come like a beast.  "Don't come in my mouth.  Shoot on my tits," she panted.
I pulled out if her mouth and shot my hot load all over her firm tits.  She
rubbed my come all over her chest and then gave me a real tonguey kiss.
       "I want you to fuck me now." she said after catching her breather."Let
me screw your pussy please" I begged but she grabbed my balls and let me know
that I would be doing a rear entrance.  I had never fucked anyone in the ass
before so I had her talk me through.  I got me first look at her pretty bung
hole.  It looked pretty tight and even though I don't have a titanic cock, I
had my doubts.  "The trick is to go slow and to have lots of lubrication."  I
looked around and found a bottle of  lube conviently at hand.  So I greased up
my fingers and started probing that tight ass of hers.  At first I could only
get one finger in but slowly I got about three in.  She was obviously enjoying
her self and had some sort of vibrator on her clit.  "Quick, stick your cock
in my asshole!  I need it! " she yelled.  I got behind her and greased up my
pole and placed my cock head on her now red anus.  I slowly worked it about a
half inch and Betsy was going crazy.  I pushed a little more and all most all
resistance gave away and I slid in up to my now clean shaven pelvis.
      It was so tight.  For awhile I just had to sit there and get used to it.
"Pump me now!" she yelled and I started off.  Slow at first, but then I picked
up the pace.  I started to finger her puss while I felt her hands on my butt
pulling me in to her.  I had never seen a girl so wild.  She started to squeal
and was scratching my butt with her long nails.  Again I had that warm feeling

        in my balls and I knew this time I would have one of those once in a life
time
orgasms. "Fuck me harder!" she was yelling again.  "I going to come," I
replied. And she started meeting my cock with such force that she was smashing
my balls against my thighs.  I started pumping my hot come in her ass like
crazy.  I thought I would go soft but I guess the pain she was inflicted on my
balls was keeping me hard.  "Keep on fucking me you bastard!"  With my load in
her ass things were getting very lubed and very sticky.  I was like a piston
and I kept on till come leaked out of her red, raw ass and my cock could not
take it anymore.
      Now was my chance to get my mouth of those big tits of hers.  She laid
back on the bed and I latched right on to those long nipples.  Here flesh was
so creamy and I could taste the saltiness of my come all over her globes.
Betsy winced as I rolled those nipples between my fingers.  After a bit of
this she gets up and says,"You had your fun on my ass, it is now time for my
turn on yours."  Needless to say I was pretty worn out, but I remembered the
agreement and warily rolled over.
      She placed pillow under my cock to allow her easy access to my ass.
"First I need to get some 'toys'."  She went over to a beautiful oriental
chest and picked out an assortment of sex toys.  I was apprehensive about the
situation but she cleverly calmed me down.  "Put this on." she ordered me as I
was handed one of those cock ring vibrators.  I slipped it on and felt waves
of stimulation run up and down my cock.  I next I felt a greased finger
penetrate my virgin ass hole.  This isn't too bad I thought, until she added a
few more fingers.  My ass burnt but it also felt so erotic that I had to have
more. "I am going to put a small butt plug in your ass so loosen up."  I
obediently loosened up to be rewarded with some of the most intense pain I
have felt in awhile.  I also thought I was going to shoot off right then.  If
that was the small plug I would hate to try the large one because I thought I
was going to rip at the seams from the pain in my ass.
      "Flip over cuntlicker, I want to suck your cock!" she snarled.  I was in
a pretty interesting position.  I had this vibrating plug in my ass making my
knees weak and a vibrating cock ring that was making my dick drip precome.
Carefully I flipped over to have my balls harshly squeezed.  I could not take
it any more.  I shot come all over my own stomach.  This time Betsy licked it
up running her tongue all over my upper torso.  "What are we going to do now?
You came before I got a chance to suck you off.  For that we need to punish
you."  I thought what else could she do to me.  To my dismay I say what she
had planned.  She had a butt plug the size of a small pair.  "There is no way
you are going to be able to get that in my ass, bitch," I told her.  "We'll
see about that."  And with that she went out of the room.  I removed the cock
ring and sat back to see what she was up to.  I was sore, tired, and needed to
fuck her pussy so hard to make up for all this weird stuff she was doing.
       Betsy came back into the room all smiles with something covered in a
towel.  "Show me your ass" she commanded and I did.  When she yanked out the
small butt plug out I would have come on the spot if I had of been hard. "This
is going to take a little time,"  as she put the towel on the floor and
greased up the giant plug.  After a little stretching and a lot of pain the
thing finally went in.  It had a more hollow feel to it that made me think
that something was afoot.  "I am going to do something wild and then I want
you to fuck my ass again." she said as she pushed my face into the pillows.
Suddenly I feel a searing coldness in my ass.  From beneath the towel she had
taken a glass of ice water and filled up the hollow butt plug with it.  My
cock had never been so hard in my life.  I thought I would pop a vein or
something.  "What are you waiting for?  Fuck my ass!"  So again I grease up
                                                                             
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  and work it in her raw asshole which was still loose so it took me no time to
slide on in.  The feeling of the cold pressure in my ass and the tight
pressure around my cock was the wildest I had ever expierenced.  I did not
last long and when Betsy tried to yank the big plug out of my ass I came like
crazy.  I did not even know that I had that much left.
     After a night of sex I was bushed.  I think Betsy was a little tired too
because after that last anal fuck she put up her toys and went to bed.  Even
though I was trying to sleep all throughout the night I would wake to her
licking my cock.  In the morning I woke up to a burning ass and no Betsy.  I
found a note.  "Dear AssFucker,  I hope you enjoyed last night.  Tonight I
will have a friend over and maybe we can have some more fun, if you got the
balls. Signed Betsy B. Bad."  I don't know if I will show up, but that will be
another story.
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Dark Knight Reviews Feminine Hygeine Products
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        Ok, I gotcha reviews here.
        I reviewed
        
        For the Vaginal Yeast Infection Catergory:

        Monistat 7
        GyneLotrimin

        For The Tampon Catergory
        OB
        Tampax

        For The Douche Catergory
        Masaingil (vinegar&water)

Peoples Choice Vaginal Yeast Infection:
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        The winner is: MONISTAT 7!

        Monistat 7:
                I really couldn't figure out to put that cream, and the 
                suppositories were really gruesome looking. BUT, It came
                with these very neat instructions. They even told me how to
                apply!

        GyneLotrimin:
                Such a bad product should only be used for experienced 
                yeast infecters.


Peoples Choice Tampons:
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        The winner is: OB
        
        OB: 
                Yeah, reight designed by a female gynecoligist. It looks 
                like a demented cock! But, there was no cardboard 
                applicator, so I was helping the enviroment.

        Tampax:
                This shitty tampon dissolves in water. How the hell am I 
                supposed to protect myself?


Oh shit! This is getting TOO big! 36k! I'll send out a volume 3 in about 1
week! It should be another 25k.
Cya

The Staff:

Necros
Dark Knight
Matrix
Mad Terrorist, But he dont know it!
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