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        Brought to you by: World CHAOS and DataComm
               
        Written by: Ăs (Necros, fool)


Introduction:
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        This is an e-mag for young anarchists and twisted perverts :)
The originial version was scrapped because of "weakness". It comes out every
month, and contains various articles on that sort of shit. We have a staff of 
three workers here... mostly done by me...
Without further doo-doo, we bring our first story in a continuning drama...


Tromper's Legend I
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        Tromper looked across the gloomy skyscape of Farnath. It had been 2
weeks since he was atacked in a whorehouse by Eltonian Cumm Suckers while he
was getting a REAL GOOD blowjob. The hooker had died from a lethal Exploding
Cumm Arrow in her pussy. He almost lost his dick. <FLASHBACK>
        B  O  O  M !! That's how he remebers it. The twisted metal of the 
brothel glowing from the heat. Sunlight pouring through the gaping hole..
Her mangled remains strewn across the floor. The horror of thinking he had
possibly lost his dick( an Rebentrian Human's pride and joy is their 14 inch
dicks..). He rose, half-naked, and grabbed an illegal Eltonian Penis Phaser.
The Eltonian Elite strode through the door, all two of them.
        "Tromper, we have a warrant for your arrest and sex slave of the High
Eltonian Ruler." They intoned through their masks.
        Tromper raised his Penis Phaser in response. A flare of red exploded
and struck the Elite Masterbater in the chest, he flew back, dead.
        Tromper dove out of the door and ran harder than he ever had (except
for the time a BlowJob Monster tried to eat his cock[literalily]). He reached 
the port across  the street and jumped on a speeder bike. He kicked the
throttle and zoomed down the street, guards in hot pursuit.
        Much as he tried Tromper could not lose the last guard on his tail,
and his Cumm blasts were coming (hahahaha, no pun intended) precariously
close. Tromper hit the throttle on his speeder and pulled up, the guard 
under him. Tromper releaded acid cumm on the guard, and grimaced in pleasure
at his screams of torture. <END FLASHBACK>
                                         [Necros]
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 And now a word from our sponser
 

You can reach Necros at:
                       -British Columbia BBS(it's a good one)
                       -SysOp: Lumberjack
                       -Running: Arcadia 1.02
                       -(2o1)/728.5389


                       -Other Worlds
                       -SysOp: Jean Luc
                       -Running: Telegard 2.7
                       -(2o1)/728.

And my BBS is coming soon...
                        
                        -Rebel's Alliance
                        -SysOp: Necros
                        -Running: GammaBoard 1.0(Alpha, Home of GammaBoard!)
                        -(2o1)/962.????


Source code of BBS Software:
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        Yes, if you can get the source code then you can mod it. That's how
        GammaBoard came about (Telegard 1.6a).


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Another story for perverts
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        "On, the ground, BITCH!" The masked man screamed. Sara Louise 
Bradshaw knew this saying . She had been raped 5 times before. She liked 
being raped.
        The man ripped her clothes off and fondled her breasts. Her nipples
quickly became hard and perk. Noticing this the rapist smiled and buried a
gloved finger in her hot, wet cunt. Sara groaned an smiled back. 3 fingers in
her cunt. Slowly moving in and out The tension built in Sara, she began to  
moan harder and faster. The man slapped her and removed his fingers. She 
withdrew and got a hurt look on her face.
        The rapist dropped his pants and stuffed his 10 inch cock down her
throat. Sara gagged, but recovered. She began to move up and down on his
woody, occansialy licking his balls. Suddenly, Sara felt his dick get hard 
and shudder. An explosion of come ran down her throat. She couldn't control
it all. Come ran out of her mouth; down her face.
        The rapist laughed and dragged Sara to his dark van and threw her
inside.

NEXT!: Sara takes a ride......An learns the new meaning of... NIPPLE CLAMPS!
                                       [Queer Boy]
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Jokes
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 Whats the only thing between an old woman's tits?

 -   Her belly button!!

 What happened to the 2 gays who got drunk in a gay bar?

 - They woke up with a queer taste in ther mouths!!

 You mom's SO fat when she wore a Malcom X T-shirt a helicopter landed on her 
 !!!!!!!!!

 Your mom's like McDonalds- Billions served!!!!!!!

 What does bungee jumping and having sex with a hooker have in  common?

 -They both cost about 100 bucks
 -They both last about 5 minutes
 -And if the rubber breaks your dead!! 

  The real penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law
                                          [Necros]
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FuFu Gas
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Materials-  Gasoline
            Powdered Detergent ( Tide )

        Mix the gas and the Tide until it reaches a thick consistency. Thats
it. It's that simple. Put this stuff on you're neighbors lawn, does to grass.
Put it on you're neghbors car it'll really fix her paint job, or other fun
place. WARNING!! DO NOT LIGHT OFF IN A JAR OR OTHER CONTANIER. A friend and 
I did this once and burned our hair and eyebrows have never been the same.
Hehehehe. Have fun!!
                                 - Mad Terrorist -
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Here is a funny poem:
                
                First time I seen her sittin on a hill
                Flappin' her tits at Buffalo Bill
                Gonna tie my pecker to a tree
                to a tree
                Second time I seen her sittin' on a log
                Trying to get from an old bull frog
                Gonna tie my pecker to a tree
                to a tree
                Gonna tie my pecker to a tree



Home Made Mace Courtesy of the King of Gags

Materials- Alcohol
           Jalopenio Juice
           Pump spray can( Vidal Sassoon works )

Mix the alcohol and the Jalopeno and pour it into a spray can. Pump and you're
ready to injure someone, like a teacher, a geek or any other victim.
                              
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Here's a funny song:

        Roll, Roll, Roll you're joint
        Twist it at the end
        Take a puff
        That's enough
        Pass it to a friend

And an even funnier one:

 Twaz the night before Christmas
 And all through the house
 Everyone was drunk
 Even the mouse

 Ma at the whore house
 Dad smoking grass
 I had just settled down to a nice piece of ass

 When out on the lawn
 There rose such a clatter
 I jumped out of my piece 
 To see what was the matter

 Then out on the lawn there was a big dick
 Then in a moment, I knew it was Saint Nick
 He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell
 Then I knew the fucker had fell

 He filled our stockings with pretzels and beer
 And a big rubber dick
 For my brother the queer
 
 He went out with a thunderous fart
 Then son of a bitch blew it apart

 As He rode out of sight he exclamied
 PISS ON YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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Terrorist Special
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 Materials- Can
            Vaseline
            Wax
            Motor oil
            Lighter fluid

Clean out the can real good,you dont want dog food in it, it will smell real
bad. Melt a third of wax, to a third of vaseline. Stir well with a screw-
driver, don't use a kitchen utensil, or it'll be dead. Remove from heat and  
let it cool for a day or two. By now it should be a hard clay. 
With a screw driver churn it up. Pour a little motor oil in, it dosent matter
How much you use. Now pour a little lighter fluid, and Voila! This burns longer
than most napalms.
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Other E-Mags to read
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       +--------------------------------------------+ 
       |Popular Perversity                          |
       |Editors: Infecta Phibian                    |
       |Where Found: British Columbia, any REAL BBS |
       +--------------------------------------------+

       #============================================#
       [ Phrack (really, really good)               ]
       [ Editors: lots of 'em                       ]
       [ Where found: ANY BBS                       ]    
       #============================================#

       (____________________________________________)
       { BBS-News                                   }
       { Where found: Any Northern NJ BBS (well..)  }
       { Editors: Bruticus (editor-in-chief)        }
       (~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~)


                
                
                /*********************************\
            -==[* HOW TO BREAK INTO YOUR SCHOOLS *]==-
            -==[* C O M P U T E R    L . A . N   *]==-
                \*********************************/

                A World CHAOS & DataComm Production
                
                Written by: Necros

1  Overview
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1.1   DISCLAMER
        This file is for academic purposes ONLY! I take no responsibility in
any caused damages.

1.2   Theroy
        This text is provided as a guide to students who feel the school system
is immoral, unjust, opperising, and run by facists. It is intended for students
who wish to break into their school system to wreak total chaos. I have over
3 years of experience dealing with this and have done it all.

1.3   What you need to know and need
        This file was intended for IBM or compatible LANs, preferably run on
Novell NetWare or Novell NetWare Lite, with IBM Classroom LAN on top of that.
I can provide no help on Apple LANs. It is essential you have a good to moder-
ate knowledge of computers, and experience with DOS. Knowing how a LAN works
is also VERY helpful. Knowledge of how to use low-end word processers, like
MS Works is also helpful. Knowledge of a programming language is good, but 
necessarily needed. I would also suggest you have some previous experience with
modems and hacking.



2   Start Hacking!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~    
        There are several ways to do a direct frontal assualt on your schools
LAN. One of these is obtaining teacher passwords, which will explained in
detail now. Other ways are finding loopholes, and modifying DOS to do a large
variety of useful and interesting functions

2.1 Passwords
        This is the simplest and most obvious way to crack a LAN, and in the
end is the main objective of most hackers. Obtaining the password will alow
you to do anything a teacher can do. This includes adding and modifying programs
on a student's list. You can lock a teacher out of her files, but this is usually
saved for last.

2.2  Obtaining Passwords 
        There are several ways to get a password. The easiest way is to just 
peer over a teacher's shoulder while they are typing. When they are finished 
just ask to go to the bathroom to not look conspicuous. Some teachers can type
very fast, especially the SysOp. Another way is to fool around in DOS, 
explained later

2.3  What to do with yur password
        Once you have a password you can do alot with it. First make sure the
password works. Then when no one is around, use it. Turn your screen down,
and view the options. If you have an administratior(principal, VP, etc.) you
can probably create your own class. If you create your own class, BE 
CAREFUL!! They will probably notice it! NEVER, EVER change a teacher's 
password unless you are absouloutley SURE of what you are doing. If your
teacher never uses a computer or dosen't know its there, you can, but BE
CAREFUL! For instance, my principal had 2 logins and I frquently changed 
the password.
                                -=[Necros]=-

NEXT: Exposing loopholes, catching up on teachers, how NOT to get caught,
modems, and high-level hacking!
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This is part of a larger file called LANHACK.TXT probably available for
download at the BBS you got this from.
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 BBS Software Review
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        Arcadia BBS
        Latest Version: 1.02
        Created by: Myrkul (City Of Suffering)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        Arcadia is a new BBS. There are currently 2 BBSes in the world using
it. Arcadia has WWIV in its blood. It has a VERY good message system, but as
always in a new BBS there are slight problems. It is not really file 
oriented, and lacks some in the files system. One of Arcadia's most ingeneous
features is its time bank. You have a variety of choices including "Rob 
The Bank", "Play Russian Roulette", and "Loan". Another smart feature is the
conference grouping. Unlike other systems you can place different message 
areas in a conference. Another funny feature is your responces. Instead of 
just "yes" and "no" theres "Yep" and "nope", to read your Email it asks
"Mug The Mailman". The ONLY problem I could find is that there is no message
or file base lister.
        ++++++++++++++
        Report Card: A-

Next: Some BBS that starts with `B'!
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A BBS Review
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Todays BBS: British Columbia
SysOp     : LumberJack
Software  : Arcadia 1.02
Max Bps   : 2400 (oh, well)
HD size   : 65 megz
Fon #     : 2o1.728.5389        
        BC is a very good BBS. Validation is speedy. They have a VERY active
message base, with a friendly sysop. They are hooked up to AbyssalNet to name
one of a few and soon to be SCAnet (Society for Creative Anarchism). 
Lumberjack answers all mail and is not afraid to put in a message base at the
users request. The file base is good, too. They have a large selection of
good text and virii, nothing spectacular.
===============
Report Card: A

Next: Other worlds BBS!
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The Twisted Bunch
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     -   Heres the story
     -   Of a sex slave named Mom
     -   Who was fucking
     -   Three very kinky girls
     -   All of them
     -   Whips and Chains
     -   The youngest one in Nipple clamps! (ouch!)

     -   Heres the story
     -   Of a queer named Brady
     -   Who had kidnapped
     -   3 very young boys
     -   All of them
     -   Plastic Dildos
     -   The youngest one likes whips!

     -   'Till the one day
     -   When the lady
     -   Raped this fellow
     -   They knew it was much 
     -   More than hot whips
     -   This group must somehow
     -   Form a prostitution ring
     -   Thats the way they become the
     -   PIMP BUNCH!
        (doo doo doo do)
        The Pimp Bunch.....

Hahahahah! Made that one up myself.
                                [Necros]
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Now its time to say goodye... To all of you and me (sniff)
M-I-C (SEE YA' REAL SOON) K-E-Y (Y? CUZ I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO) M-O-U-S-E
'Till we meat again
                                --Necros--
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Next: All Continuations! Tromper! Sara! LAN Hacking! Songs! Recipes! Jokes!
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/s

