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  ...presents...                Dance of the Cow

                                                         by Akira



                      >>> a cDc publication.......1990 <<<

                        -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-

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     ...And so it was in those days that Cow did come forth, having forsaken

the peace of death in return for the promise of renewed glory... and the

Dancers of the Cow were plentiful, fulfilling the ancient rites with their

purity and self-cleansing.  The Chant did spring forth onto the Land, and

throughout the World, to every corner of the Earth, did the haunting lilt of

the Chant extend.  The wind did carry the name of Cow to all who listened. 

"May the Promise of Bovine Restfulness be with us all.  Let Humanity know that

Cow has returned."  Thus did the cry ring out - over hill, over dale did the

name of Cow extend, until the Universe chanted in rhythm with the Dancers.  The

Holy Circle did expand, yea, unto a tumultuous whirlpool of raw emotion and

festivity.



     ...And Cow did proclaim with all heartfelt sincerity to those assembled,

"Moo."  The four winds blew across the world, taking Cow's wisdom wherever

they went.



     The audience of the Cosmos replied, as one, "We listen and we

obey, O Cow!"



     But soon did the Evil One come forth, proclaiming to the Dancers of the

Cow that their deeds were reprehensible, that the wondrous fluids and juices of

Cow could ne'er again be used, that any follower of Cow who danced to the

Rhythm would be forever imprisoned in The Pit.  The Dancers were wary, and yea,

brother did turn against brother, and servant upon master, and pupil upon

teacher.  Dark times descended upon the followers of Cow, the cry extending

over all the Earth.  "Why hast thou forsaken us, O Cow?  Where are thy wondrous

elixirs and potions?  Thy powerful lows of wisdom which rain down upon us like

a fountain of spittle?"  But the Cow did not make its presence known.  The

followers of Cow did weep and wail and rend their garments and smear themselves

with the sacrificial ashes, and still was Cow nowhere to be found.



     And in those days there was a thunderous roaring in the Heavens, and the

High Priestess of Cow did proclaim to those who mourned, "Cow battles with

the Evil One!"  And so the Call went forth for all who knew of Cow to come

together and aid in the defeat of the Evil One, he who did proclaim that Cow's

wondrous fungal miracles were abomination.  The days, verily the years, passed;

still the battle in the Heavens raged on... until, in the depths of the darkest

night, the rumble ceased.  All who followed Cow looked to the Heavens, praying

that they may be rescued from this dark turn of events... and lo!  An app-

arition formed in the Heavens!  Cow bellowed forth triumphantly!  Tremendous

amounts of milk of knowledge and cud of wisdom and juice of happiness beyond

all tally and imagination did rain from the Heavens, and all was suddenly

silent.  The Heavens were stilled, and Cow did return to the Dancers, and the

Dancers of Cow did rejoice long after...



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  .ooM   |(c)1990 cDc communications by Akira.                   07/23/90-#147|

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