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                               "The Camping Trip"



                                by  Franken Gibe



                      >>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<<

                        -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-

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Larry: "I've heard there's been a lot of castration an' stuff in this trailer

       park.  So make sure you button up your fly, kid."



Sidney: "Don't worry.  My cock is steel-belted.  Nothin' short of a chain saw's

        gonna even scratch that mamma."



Pam: "Titter. Ohhh, Sid!  You card!"



Larry: "Well, Sidney, I've warned you.  Nick Cave would likely stand by me in

        my solicitude for my fellow man's genitalia."



Sidney and Pam [in unison, snidely]: "Oh, Larry.  Bite the Big One."



Larry: "Brr-ahem.  Fine."



                           ... Later that evening ...



       Rrrooom---rrrrroooom----rrrrmmmoooooommmmm-----whiiiiizzzzzz z--SNAP!





Sidney: "Ouch!  Oh dear.  I've been emasculated."



Larry: "Only radial tires are steel-belted, Sid.  Certainly, God never thought

       to fortify the male penis."



Pam: "Ooooo, Poor Little Siddy.  Shall I kiss your boo-boo?"



Sidney: "I believe my boo-boo was jus' snatched up by a young, rather scruffy

        squirrel."



Pam: "Perhaps it was Mary?"



              [General laughter, including ruefully playful 

                   gasps of agony from the dickless Sidney]



Larry: "Gafaw, gafaw!  What a riot you are, Pamela.  Let me thrust my love

       muscle into your feline orifice.  What say?"



Pam: "Well, I'm sure Sid wouldn't object.  He hasn't a weenie."



Sidney: [grinning] "At least I'll save money on The Operation."



     And so the camping trip ended in success.  Pam went on to be a prostitute

in New York, and was strangled by a deranged bisexual midget.  Larry became a

priest and died soon after of MYSTERIOUS anal lesions.  Sid is now Sidella, and

resides in New Haven.  (S)he enjoys knitting and cats.



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 (c)1988  cDc communications  by Franken Gibe                         9/5/88-74

 All Rights Worth Shit

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