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                         ( FUN WITH TRAFFIC LIGHTS )

 

                            Written by Dial Tone

 

                    >>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<

                      -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-

                          BLACK SEPTEMBER  PIRATES

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    To start off, I would like to say that Black September Pirates (BSEPT)

 have no affiliation with Cult of The Dead Cow (cDc).  The only reason I put

 them on my files is because I happen to be a member of both groups.  So if

 you think we're together, Blow me.

 

 

STARTING OFF

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   Ok well, I hope you've read as many lockpicking files that you can find

 'cause you have to know how to pick locks very well.  Not Master or American

 locks but the built in door kind.  Or just have some plastic explosives on

 hand.

 

   

     Ok.  What you do is you just go out at night (around 3:00 am) or so,

  but earlier if you're into bloodshed and car accidents.  Look for a traffic

  light with green, red, and yellow.  If you're color blind it won't help you

  if you read this anyway.  Look around and you'll see a big silver box and a

  smaller one sitting next to it.  Make sure no one is watching, but if you

  can become invisible, don't worry about it.  Open the big silver box and

  you'll see 2 switches and a button on the end of a cord.  The first switch

  is the automatic/manual switch.  Its to switch the lights around.  The second

  switch is to turn all the lights to blink yellow.  I think you can figure out

  how to flip a switch and push a button. 

 

HAVING FUN WITH IT

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    Ok if you really have a fuckin' sick ass mind and are into gore and glass

  and shit, flip the automatic/manual switch to manual and grab the cord and 

  wait for a group of cars to come down the road with the green light and some

  cars waiting at the red light.  When the light is green, and the other light

  is red, hit the button when the second or third car has gone through the

  green light and smack that button.  Zoom.  Crash.  Run like hell.  The second

  one is so you can do shit, but you don't have to be there to watch.  When

  you see cars coming in both directions, flip the blinking switch on and run

  or sit and watch if you like that shit.  Immediately the yellow lights will

  blink and both cars will forget to stop and watch for each other.  CRASH!

 

TO END

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    If you have any thing against this file, suck my dick.  I'm not responsible

  for whose cars you wreck if you do this.  

 

    

   Thanks to: Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Phantom Access, L.E. Pirate, and

              Psychedelic Warlord

 

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(c) 1988 cDc communications

all rights worth shit

e.o.f. 10:12pm EST 01/03/88 by DIAL TONE



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FUCK.

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