$20 9mm, by Loopline

Well now all you kiddies seem to be joining the gangs and need some sort'a piece for yaself and can't get da fuckin' permit for it.

Okay, you are over 16 right?  No....Goddam just steal da fucker.  Here's what you need:

One Marksman BB caliber Repeating BB Gun (whoa!!  power!!) -- $15-$20

A little piece of THICK FUCKING PIPE, but so that you can stick a 9mm shell in it and have the bullet go through, but not the whole goddam shell!

Now, here's how you take the BB gun apart:

Take the screws out (I forget which side they are on)
Caulk the gun as if you were going to shoot it, and then you know where you have to reload it [with BBs]?  Push that like you are going to reload it, and then rip that piece out.  The whole gun seems to melt in your hands.  Except for the caulk mechanism on the back, just use your brute force (are you a wimp?  Ask your fucking mom to do it!)

Arright:  The spring method that hits the BB out of the gun (they are fucking weak guns too:  Only $15), add a little somethin' or udder on it so that the hole is filled.  I recommend pooring a small amount of molten lead down it, but make sure it does dry this uneven blob.  You want a nice point to hit the primer.

Now, plug yer li'l phatpipe (heh, I wish) in there and you'll have a nice little barrel.  You can extend the barrel out of the gun further if you wish for accuracy, it might look like shit, but it's more accurate.

Well, can you figure it out from here?  Damn I didn't think so.  So now what you do is sorta put da gun back together.  It shouldn't be too bad because these guns have the little cavity for the load mech (where your pipe is).  That's all!  Put the whole thing back together.  Stick a 9mm shell is the back of the pipe and make sure it is ligned up perfectly (the primer that is) with the hammer.  Now, be FUCKING GODDAM REALLY SHIT DAMN careful when you caulk it.  These guns can go off sometimes on accident while caulking but no one gives a fuck if they get shot in the eye with a BB

Heh, try shootin' yerself in the eye with this feller.  Anyhow, caulk it, and pull the trigger and then here's another hard part:

Reloading it.  I have found that making the pipe easy to get out is best.  Then you *quickly* pull the pipe out and stick another shell in it.

Have fun with your toy

SthFDth

--LAMERS SUCK!  Don't copy this without giving me my damn credit.