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We ArE tHe HaX0R bRoThErZ, AnD SiNcE aLl oF yOo aRe LaYmOrS aNd WeRe k-RaD
HaX0Rz wE dEcIdEd To TeAcH yOu Of OuR k-RaD wAyZ. ThIs Is OuR fIrzT 
NeWzLeTtEr, BuT eXpEct AlOt oF uS iN tHe NeAr FuTuRe yOu FuXiNg lAyMoRs!!
NoW rEeD oN tO bEcOmE a LeEt HaX0R!

CoNtEnTs:
uS HaXoRs In MiRc........................................................1
The e1E3T hax0r b1Ble....................................................2
PhReAkInG................................................................3
H4X0Rs DiCtIoNaRy........................................................4
HoW I KnEW i WuZ a K-kEwL Hax0r wh0rE....................................5
MaIl-bOmBiNg.............................................................6
31337 soFTwArE ReVIEw!...................................................7
hOw To H4X ThE gIbSoN....................................................8
NeWs U cAn UsE...........................................................9
ShOuToUtZ aNd GrEeTz.....................................................10

1) ThIs iS |-|4x0r In #ViRiI
---------------------------------------
Session Start: Sun Apr 27 14:59:14 1997
*** Now talking in #virii
<CrAzYHaCk> aight
<John_Doe> hi
<|-|4x0r> man I just hacked the air force
<Smug> heh
<|-|4x0r> and I just phreaked 2600
<|-|4x0r> Anyone got any l33t hax0r toolz?
<Smug> ThIS Is GaY
<Smug> heh
<|-|4x0r> I wIlL rEdBoX yOu sMuG!!!
<Smug> you got gray box?
<|-|4x0r> Im In YoUr CoMpUtEr rIgHt nOw SmUg yA lAmAh
<precursor> IRC Ebonics
<Smug> |-|4x0r : you seen tha naked pic of your mom yet?
<darkstarz> lol
<darkstarz> send it to me
<|-|4x0r> SmUg nO DoNt MaKe fUn Of SoMeOnE wHo Is AbOuT t0 gIvE 
  yOu A vIrIi
<Smug> <Smug> hehe
<Smug> <blackski> bye 
<|-|4x0r> U hAx0r BaNkS aLl tHa TiMe
<Smug> heh
<|-|4x0r> I hAx0r BaNkS aLl tHa TiMe
*** CrAzYHaCk (Jumper@dial-14.r8.tngnbo.infoave.net) has left 
#virii
<Smug> i rob them
<Smug> with a ski mask
<|-|4x0r> LaMaH
<Smug> |-|4x0r : is #virii lame?
<|-|4x0r> Im UsInG UnIx 95 DoNt fUcK wIt Me
<|-|4x0r> nO yOuR lAmE
<Smug> hahahahahah
<precursor> hshs
<precursor> haha
<Smug> ohhh god you are a lamer
<|-|4x0r> FuCk YoU
<darkstarz> |-|4x0r do you use salt?
<|-|4x0r> I aM gOiNg tO hAx0r YoUr AsS
<|-|4x0r> UnIx 95 Is ThE bEsT t0 hAxOr WiTh
<|-|4x0r> aNyOnE wAnT tO hElP mE hAxOr tHe PeNtAgOn?
<precursor> hehe
<precursor> no
Session Close: Sun Apr 27 15:09:46 1997
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1.5)ThIs iS |-|4x0r and hAx0rWaNg in #2600
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Session Start: Sun Apr 27 15:27:55 1997
*** Now talking in #2600
<|-|4x0r> AnYoNe kNo hOw tO rEdBoX?
* scam is back - woohoo
<|-|4x0r> EmmAnUeL yOuR aLwAyS hErE yOu FuCkIn lAmAh
<Izaac> why am i suddenly filled with a great disgust?
<Hax0rWang> |-|4x0r r U a DeaD Wh0Re?
<|-|4x0r> FuX yOu HaX
1 _______________14____________15_____________
1| 14|-|4x0r (HAX0R@port13.accessmd2.CENSORED.net)
14| 14I14rcName 14: |-|4x0r
14| 14C14hannels14: #2600
15| 14S14erver  14: irc-e.primenet.com
 1ØØØØØØØØØØØØØØ14ØØØØØØØØØØØØ15ØØØØØØØØØØØØØØ
<syringe> shut up. both of you
<|-|4x0r> IlL h4X0R yOo
<frosty> Wow.. 31337 m0f0z!
<frosty> I should feel privaledged.. shouldn't I?
<Hax0rWang> FaG QQQQ bizATCHHHH i Own JEW  err U
*** plz is now known as dnis
*** int3 has quit IRC (.)
<|-|4x0r> EmAnuAl cOuLdnT hAx His Way oUt of A pApeR bAg
<Hax0rWang> DeezZ nUtTyZ frosTY
<syringe> no one could hack their way out of a paper bag
[frosty 14VERSION]
<|-|4x0r> NoT iN hErE
<syringe> what the fuck are you supposed to do? exploit sendmail 
   in a paper bag?
<frosty> [|-|4x0r VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.02 K.Mardam-Bey
<frosty> -
<frosty> [Hax0rWang VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v4.7 K.Mardam-Bey
<|-|4x0r> UsE tHe SouRce LooK
<Hax0rWang> SyRiNegE... i DiD onCe uSinG mY hAx0maTic 
  PapErMaiLBOMER L33t
<|-|4x0r> Im UsInG uNiX 95
*** syringe sets mode: -o+b |-|4x0r *!*banshee@*.dataplace.net
*** syringe sets mode: -o+b Hax0rWang *!*ircN@*.qni.com
<|-|4x0r> fUxor
<Hax0rWang> heh
<|-|4x0r> FuXoRs unban mE
<frosty> syringe: please, use the level 4 ban
<Hax0rWang> iLL BlUe BoX YEW!
*** |-|4x0r was kicked by syringe (boom)
<dehuman> wtf?
-> *syringe* iLL BlUe BoX YEW!
14[14i14r14c14.N14] The time is now 142:30PM.
*** dehuman sets mode: -o Hax0rWang
Session Close: Sun Apr 27 14:30:37 1997
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***********************The e1E3T hax0r b1Ble********************************

aLrIghT BItCHeZZZZZZ! tImE t0 g3t 31337!!!!!! h3rE aRe 7he s!Mp1E sTePs t0
hAcKiNg aNd 0tHeR l33t0 K-rAd sh1t. l00k aT a HoMePaGe. y0u aRE ha0XRiNg iT. 
0nCe iNsiDe d0 thESE 31337 tHiNgz.

1. p0sT neKKid piCs 0f BiLL & HiLLaRy. 1 kN0w yEw hAvE soM3!!!!!

2. b sUrE t0 LeAvE y0uR eMaI1 aNd HoMe AdDr3ss s0 ThE p33p1ez cAn eMaIl yEW 
anD tE|| yEw h0w 31337 yeW R!!! TH3y|| bE alL "Wow. You 'hax0red' us! you are
a god. may i blow you? please?". StEWpId Fux0rz

3. d0wNlOaD fIlEz aNd RepLaCe TheM wITh p|cZ oF yoUr sIstER. ThEn ThEY won"T
mInD u hAXk0rSZZing TheM.

4. ALWAYS!!!!! AND I MEAN ALWAYS!!!!1111!!!! trAsH tHe C0mpUTeR. ThE m0rE y0u
FuxKz UP thiER sySTeM thE m0Re l33t U R!!!!!!!!! UpLoAd tHe HaRe VirII troJan
Anti WanKer SlutzzzzoBillY hiCK vir|z! It'S Fux0rz StYlez.

5. R3M3Mb3R!!!! hakx0rz! uSE MiCrOsn0t Un|X!!!111! itZ l33T!

6. pUt VuLGaR TeXXXXtz oN da PutERz. LikKE 'I eAt baBY jesUs dEadD hEADZ'.

7. iF uRe CaUGHt b|aMe iT oN 2600 anD k3viN mitNicK! ThEY R tHe SouRcE of A11
ev0L!

8. wHeN th3Y aSk U in iRC h0w U haX3D deM aLwAyZ saY "i UsED a AnaL b0x u duM
fuX... duh AnY l33t0 knOwz ThAT!".

9. jiZZ oN thE cOMpuTeR... It WiLL fElL ELiT3. rUb urE faCE in Yo0uR cuMMM anD
TaKe piX f0r EvERyOnE to SeeE AnD b3 a11... "whoaaaa... can i have ure autograph
umm... in cum please?" i7z da SHEEEtT!

10. lEaVe UrE hANdLE On THe ScReeN iN Bl00d! lIke "L33t0 hax0r wanky B0y WAS IN
DA H0USEEE!!!!!!!!".

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***************************** PhReAkInG *************************************

yO yO yO, If Yo0 EvEr WaNtEd ToO mAyK PhReE fOnE cAlLs dIs Is ThE tExT fOr 
Yo0. Go ReNt tHe MoViE hAcKeRs, AnD tHaT pArT wHeN tHoSe l33+ hAxOr cHiNesE
dOoDeS gEyT oYn ThE tEe VeE aNd PlaY tHoSe k-RaD sOuNdS (tHoSe ArE tHe FoNes
cOmPuTeR tOnEzZ) gEt YoUr SelF a TaPe ReCoRdEr aNd tApe ThOsE sOuNdS. 
ThEn cAlL yOuR fRiEnd (I cAlLeD hAxOrWaNg) aNd pLaY tHe ToNeS iN tHe ReCivEr
aNd LiStEn tO hIm gAsP iN eXiTeMeNt cUz Yo0 jUsT pHrEaKeD hIs AsS

AnOtHeR wAy To PhReAk Is ReAlLy k-RaD sO lIsTeN cArEfUlLy. Go NeXtDo0R aNd 
NoCk oN tHeIr do0r. WhEn aNd If ThEy AnSweR tHe dOoR tElL tHeM tHaT yoUr 
GoInG tO PhReAk tHeM aNd Yo0 NeEd tO uSe ThEir FoNe. IyF tHeY sAy No, 
ThReAtEn To kArD tHeM, Im SuRe ThEn tHeY wIlL lEt YoU iN fOr pHeAr tHaT yOo
WiLl cArD tHeM. ThEn gO tO tHeIr FoNe aNd bReAk oUt yOr TrUstY bLuE bOx aNd
dIaL a BuNcH oF lOnG dIsTaNcE nUmBeRz.

ThIs Is HoW yOu pHrEaK a PaY fOnE: 
1)Go InTo YoR lOcAl ArCaDe AnD tElL tHe MaIn MaN tHaT PaC mAn AtE yOr QuArTeR
AnD hE wIlL gIvE yOu A QuArTeR.
2)Go To YoUr lOcAl PaY fOnE aNd PuT tHe PhReAkEd QuArTeR iN tHe FoNe. AnD yOo
HaVe YoUrSeLf A pHrEe FoNe cAlL!!!!
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*************************** H4X0Rs DiCtIoNaRy *******************************

If YoU wAnT tO bE a HaXoR yOu hAvE tO taLk, aNd AcT lIkE tHe HaXoR. In ThIs
ArTiClE I wIlL eXpLaIn HoW tO dO tHiZ!!!

1) AlWaYs AlwAYs AlWaYs tAlK wItH aLtErNaTiNg CaPs, It MaKeS yOu LoOk LiKe 
YoU kNoW wHaT yOuR dOiNg
2)WhEn SuMeOnE AsK'S hOw OlD yOu ArE dOnT sAy YoUr ReEl AgE SaY yOur OlDeR 
LiKe 16 oR sUmThIn.
3)Go On IrC aNd PuT uP yOuR k-RaD fTp SiTe WiTh AlL tHe HaCkEr ToOlZ yOo cAn
FiNd AnD gO iNtO #wArEz (If yO0 DoNt HaVe An FtP sItE yOuR a LaYmUr!) Go InTo
#wArEz AnD sAy YoU hAvE yOuR fTp SiTe Up WiTh lEeCh AcCeSs If YoU UyPlOaD suM
k-RaD pRoGrAmS. ThE lAyMuRz WiLl Be WuRsHiPiNg Yo0!
3)GeT UnIx 95, It hAs ThE eAsE oF wInDoWs WiTh ThE k-RaDnEsS oF uNiX (iF yOo
DoNt kNoW wHaT YoOnIcKs iS yOu ArE a LaYmUr!!!!!) ThE lAyMuRz AlL kNo ThAt 
HaX0Rs OnLy UsE uNiX!
4)AlWaYs AcT pArAnOiD lIkE tHe fEdZ aRe AfTeR yO0 tHiS wIlL sHoW tHe LaYmUrZ
tHaT yOu ArE fOr ReAl AnD nOt JuSt OnE oF tHeM!
5)HeRe ArE sUm WoRdS yOu MuSt MeMoRizE iN oRdEr 2 BeCoMe A hAx0R lIkE uS

|-|4x0r-ItS tHe KoOl WaY tO sAy HaCkEr
FuX0R-ItS tHe KoOl WaY tO sAy FuCkEr
LaYmUr-ThE k-RaD wAy Of sAyInG lAyMuR
A0hElL-ThE k-RaD wAy To SaY wHaT IsP yOu ArE uSiNg tO haXoR
\/\/4rEz-ThIs Is A cOoL wOrD ThAt Yo0 MuSt SaY eVeRy WhErE y0o gO
BloO bOxInG-YoU cAn ScArE tHe LaYmUrZ bY sAyInG tHiS
cL00LeSs GiMp-ThIs Is An InSuLt tO yELl At ThOsE fUxOrInG LaYmUrZ!
JeAh-ThE k-RaD wAy To SaY YeA!
JeW- YoU iN hAxOr LaNgUaGe

6)HeRe ArE sOmE lEtTeRs ThAt YoU mUsT cHaNgE wHeN SpeAkInG tO LaYmUrZ!

A ---> 4
C ---> (
D ---> |)
E ---> 3
F ---> |=
H ---> |-|
I ---> /
K ---> /<
L ---> /_
M ---> /\/\
N ---> /\/
O ---> 0
S ---> Z
T ---> 7
U ---> |_|
V ---> \/
W ---> \/\/

7) AlWaYz ReMeMbEr ReEd 2600 MaGaZiNe aNd Go tO tHeIr MeEtInGz AnD cAlL
EvErYoNe LaYmUrZ!!!!!!!!!
8)Go PhReAk YoUr SeLf SoMe RoLlEr BlAdEz AnD RiDe ThEm Up AnD dOwN tHe WiTh
AlL YoUr LaYmUr FrIeNdZ
9)MeMoRiZe ThE MeNtOrS lAsT wOrDz AnD pHrEaK tHeM tO tHe FeDz Az ThEy sToP 
YoO fOr RoLlEr BlAdInG, oR sTaRt YeLliNg HaCk ThE pLaNeT!!!!!!!!
10) SuBzCriBe To ThE hApPy HaCkEr MaIlInG lIsT aNd ThEy WiLl TeAcH yOo HoW 
tO bE bEtTeR hAx0Rz
11)Go To MaTeRvA'z HoMe PaGe cUz He Is ThE l33t3sT hAx0R oN tHe InFoRmAtIoN
SuPaH hIgHwAy, HeZ gOt AlL tHe FiLeZ yOu WiLl EvEr NeEd FoR yOr fOr YoUr 
HaX0RiNg aT hTtP://wWw.InTeRsUrF.CoM/~materva
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*******============|HoW I KnEW i WuZ a K-kEwL Hax0r wh0rE|============*******

0k U laMaR FaGg0tz. DiZ iS dA st0ReY Uv H0w i knEw i waS a /<-raD dewD!!!1@!
1 dAy I wOkE uP. I haD piSSed MyseLF iN my SleEP. iT wAs MbAraSSing. s0 i 
figUrEd... "HmmHMmHMmHMM nO oNE wIlL CaRe iF i piSs mYseLF iF iM a Hax0r!!!"
s0 i weNt AnD bOaUGHt uN|x WiNd*z 97! iTZ Fuxk0ring K00l! iT haD k-c00l shET
oN HaxKin IRc! aNd CaMe wiTh KiDDiE p0Rn!!!! s0. I inStalLed thIs oN mY aPPle
maC 95 ParTiTioN. i ToUghT mYseLF h0w t00 typE LikE DiZ MysELF!! lAmaRz!! tHen
onE dAy afTer maNY h0uRz oF jaCkinG oFF my DaWG i FigUreED twAs TiMe f0r thE 
reAl SheeIT s0 i b00teD uP mY AnAl DoS lInUx MiNU.. and Hax0reD dA wh0rEz aT
wwW.ReDBoX2600-SuXmEoFF.gov. jeAH!!!! i WaS iN dA bItXHEZ! l33T eH?? I upLoaDed
mY K00l VirIIZ aLsO!!! fuxk0rz dEm FaGGotZ! I DeN knEW i waS 31337!!!! mY 
m0m spaNkeD mE thO whEn ShE fOuND oUt. It Sux0red. bUuT! NoW i PiSS mYseLF 
whEnEVer i WAnT!!!!! ThAnK U lAmERzZ yEW SUX0rz! HaHAhAHa!  diE! Im Le3T urE
n0T!!! Im NoW a K-kEwL Hax0r wh0rE!
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*****************=============[MaIl BoMbInG]================*****************

MaIl BoMbInG iS HaRd, AnD oFtEn RigGoRuS wOrK. BaCk In ThE dAy I wAs In A 
HaCkInG gRoUp tHaT tHiS k-RaD dO0D sTaRtEd NaMeD MaDsEaSoN cAlLeD tHe 
SeRiAl BoMbErZ. HeS tHe LeEt Do0D hOo tAugHt mE hOw To haX oUt A mAiLbOmB,
aNd NoW I wIlL PaSs ThIs gReAt LeRnInG eXpErIeNcE wIt JeW!

ThE lAyMuRs wAy:
Go To BlAcK sOl'S eLiTe PaGe AnD gO tO hIz FiLeZ sEcTiOn (http://www.hack101.com)
AnD tHeN tO tHe MaIl BoMbEr SeCtIoN, AnD pIcK uP kAbOoM 3.0 . It Is ThE bEsT
EmAiL bOmBeR oN tHe NeT, AnD pUt In tHe lAyMuRz aDdReSs aNd PrEsS ThE sTaRt 
BuTtOn

ThE hArD leEt Hax0Rs WaY (ThE k-RaD wAy):
OpEn Up NeTsCaPe iN yOr wInDoWz, AnD tHeN PuT iN tHaT LaYmUrS aDdReSs aNd 
PrEsS seNd, tHeN PrEsS sEnd AgAiN, ThEn PrEsS iT aGaIn aNd AgAiN, aNd tHiS
wIlL hAxOr ThE lAmEr GuD, AnD hE wOnT tHrEaTeN tO cArD yOr AsS AgAiN!

NoW gO oUt AnD mAiL bOmB dOse LaYmUrz!!!!!!!!!!!!
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****************************31337 soFTwArE ReVIEw!***************************
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oKaY HaX0rz! DeeZ is De LeeTo SoFtWarEz SextiOn!!!!! chEck ouT deez K-k00l 
to0lZ!

AnAL sLuT MaiLBomBEr v.fuck.me - tHiS iS fuxInG l33T! iT maIlBombZ and ShiTz
anD do3s ThE haX0rinG f0r jEW! DiE PeOPlEz DiE! iT alSo MaKeZ me HaRD! 
pUrChaSE iT n0w! n0 wAiT JusT AsK foR iT InN WaReZ!! 

MiCrOs0fT UnIx '97 - L33t SHeeIT! aLL k-RaDiCaL haX0rz hAve THiS! JeW CAn
TuRn It oN aNd aS lOnG aS u Kn0w h0w to D0 thAT urE a HAx0r! JeW miGHt HAvE
tO pAY FeR dIZ But iF u ThReaTin a St0Re wITh BleW BoxInG thEm ThEy WiLL haNd
iT oVeR!

VisUaL LinUx v4.0 - tHiS iS WhaT u Ne3D t0 CoDe WhOre LEEt prOGZ lIkE DeAth
N DeStrUckTi0n mAiLBoMBER! TiZ l33t! jEW TyPe iN WhAT u WAnT DoNE anD BInGo 
iTs MaDE! !!!!!L33T ONlY!!!!!!

MyMomsDildo - Ok DiZ iSnT a PrOGaM BuT sTick Da DiLDO in yOuR floPPy DrIVe
For SoMe /<-NeaTo EFFeCTS!

CuNT foR DOS - THiS iS sO u CaN HaCk pApEr BaGS AnD ShIT aNd KeeP yOUr OlD 
stAnKY CunTZ In Em.. VeRY CooL! 

RaPeR RaPE 0 MaTic! - EvEr WaNTeD t0 RaPE soMeOnE OvEr ThE nET? THiS wilL RApe
ThEM foR jeW!!!  EnTeR TheRE haNDle And It FiNDz anD rApez eM! iN Next verSiaN
u CaN spECify anAl/OrAl/VaGinAl/EyEs0CkeTz!
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*****************=========[ HaX0RiNg ThE gIbSoN ]=========*******************

As I wAs WaTcHiNg HaCkErZ tHe MoVie I sAw ThAt K-rAd DoOd hAcK a GiBs0n. ThEn
aNd tHeRe I tOlD mYsElf I aM gOiNg To HaCk A gIbSoN. So I fInIsHeD
MaStuRBaTiNg To ThE k-RaD hAxOr ChIc aNd DeCiDeD tO lOoK iN mY fOnE bOoK 
uNdEr GiBsOn, tO mY sUpRiZe ThErE wAs NoThIn ThErE! WhAt ThE FuX iS uP wIt
tHaT I yElLeD. My MoMmY cAmE uP iNtO mY rOoM aNd SpaNkEd Me ThAt LaYmOr! I 
sAt AnD tHoUgHt As i fLiPpEd ThRoO mY tRuStY 2600 mAgAzInE. ThEn I gOt An 
IdEa! LoOk In ThE bLoO pAgEs UnDeR CoMpUtEr TeRmInAls AnD tHeRe It WaS! ThE
DiAl Up To "ThE gIbSoN" (ThErE sHoUlD bE a LoCaL gIbSoN wHeRe YoO lIvE!) I 
gRaBbEd mY bL0o BoX aNd QuIcKlY dIaLeD tHe nUmBeR oN mY PhReAkEd fOnE lIne.
WhEn I dIaLeD iT aLl ThEsE sTrAnGe NoIsEs eMuLaTeD fRoM tHe ReCiVeR, iT 
SoUnDeD kInDa LiKe sTaTic. So I pLaYeD mY bLo0 bOx ToNeZ bUt NoThInG hApPeNed!
ThEn I tRiEd My rEd BoX tOnEz, aNd AgAiN nOtHiNg HaPeNeD! ThEn I rEmEmBeRed
ThE gUy iN tHe MoVie uSeD hIs CoMpUtEr To DiAl ThE nUmBeR. 
	I tuRnEd oN tHe CoMpUtEr aNd gOt iNtO mY wInDoWs TeRmInAl aNd 
DiAlEd ThE nUmBeR oNcE aGaIn. ThIs Iz WhAt It SaYd

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As YoO cAn SeE I hAx0ReD tHoSe lAyMuRz GuD! I wAz In DeEp, AnD sInCe I dId
tHiS fRoM a PaY fOnE i DiD nOt Get CaUgHt, cUz I bLo0 BoXeD aLl tHe PaY fOnEz
aRoUnD hErE! I sOoN rOlLeR bLaDeD hOmE aNd bLuE bOxEd AlL tHe TrAfFic LiGhTs
So I dIdnT hAvE tO wAit fOr a ReD LiGhT! 
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ApRiL 13, 1997 - |-|4x0r hAcKeD Da GibSoN! HeS sO k-K-RaD!

ApRiL 14, 1997 - ZeRoCooL(jEw AlL knOW ThiS lEEt DeWD!) PhreAkeD 2600! He
BlEw BoXed EmmAnUeLs AnAl CaviTy!

ApRiL 17, 1997 - SoMe LAmUr MaILbOMeD mE! BuT i TraCeD hIM! s0 GeT Da Fux0r 
baCk FoR mE! HiS lAmE emAIl was root@cert.org. BEaT Da FuX0rZ D0wN!

ApRiL 20, 666  - th0sE SIN lAmERz wErE boRN.. EvIl FaGGot SpAwn! HaX0r DeM!

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It WaS bY oNe uV oUr RaDicAL LAmE Wh0rE FreInDz naMeD MaDsEaSon! L33T Fux0r!

July 16, 1997  - I tRiiPPeD anD SaW JeSus TaKe A DuMp On GoDz FaCE!

ApRiL 23, 1997 - HaLLe BopP CausES BaLD FaGz To SHaVe THeRE heaDS anD KilL 
TheMSelVes.. FuCKIng CoooLLLL!!!

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apOcoLypSe waNkeRz! ItS a FuxOr SukA diLdO spinIcH MakER! U sTicK It In Ure
700000 baud MoDeM anD iT auT0-Hax0rZ ThinGYs! FucK JeaH!!!!
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