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  \   /  Global Domination Update

  (' ')  #12 - April 1st, 1993

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 New gNu NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw releases for April, 1993:



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221: "Sickness" by Franken Gibe.  Paralyzed by thoughts.  Rage!  Fight!  Dark!



222: "A Day in the Life of Debbie G1bs0n" by The Madwoman.  The pop idol faces

her arch enemy on the fields of ninja combat and in the arms of love.



223: "The B!G Envelope Stuffing Scam" by Hanover Fiste.  How to get money.

Make Sally Struthers proud of you.



224: "The Bird" by Obscure Images.  Story 'bout a sad guy who laughs at birds.

It's depressing.  Oi's a kooky guy.



225: "Tequila Willy's Position Paper" by Reid Fleming and Omega.  Unknown to

most, Tequila Willy thew his hat in the ring for the 1992 presidential

election.  Here's the paper detailing his positions on all the important

issues.  Better luck in '96, eh?



226: "Simple Cryptology" by Dave Ferret.  Introductory guide to cryptology

which also includes a good list of other sources to look into.



227: "Big Ol' Heaping Pile of Shit" by Suicidal Maniac.  Buncha poems about

lots of things.  Wacky.



228: "ISDN: Fucking the Vacuum Cleaner Attachments" by Reid Fleming.  Intended

for _Mondo 2000_, this file drops science about everyone's favorite future

phone system.



229: "The Evil Truth About Peter Pan" by Lady Carolin.  It's a whole mess of

things you and your puny little mind might not have noticed about this popular

kiddie (hah!) story.



230: "The 2:00 O'Clock Bus" by Tequila Willy and Bambi the Usurper.  Geriatric

porn with some doggy flavor.



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From: cDc communications/P.O. Box 53011/Lubbock, TX  79453



This is Swamp Ratte's stuff:



     All the cDc t-files on disk by mail, for convenience sake!  Specify

     MS-DOS or Apple II format 3.5" disks.  $3.00 cash.



     cDc stickers!  Same design as were flying around at HoHoCon, with the

     scary-lookin' cow skull.  k00l.  Send a SASE and 50 cents for a dozen of

     'em (or just send a dollar).



     Weasel-MX tape!  _Obvious_ 45-minute cassette.  This is Swamp Ratte's

     funk/punk-rock/hip-hop band.  It's a mess, but fun.  $3.00 cash.



     cDc hat!  Yeah, get yer very own stylin' black baseball cap embroidered

     with the cDc file-header-type logo on the front in white.  This isn't the

     foam-and-mesh cheap kind of hat; it's a "6-panel" (the hat industry term)

     quality deal.  Roll hard with the phat cDc gear.  $15.00 plus a buck for

     postage.



     _Swingin' Muzak_ compilation tape!  An hour of rockin' tuneage from

     Weasel-MX (all new for '93), Counter Culture, Acid Mirror, Truth or

     Consequences, Grandma's V.D., and Sekrut Squirrel.  Lotsa good, catchy,

     energetic stuff for only $5.00 cash.

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From: FNORD! Publications/2660 Trojan Dr. #912/Green Bay, Wisconsin 54304-1235



This is Obscure Images' stuff:



     FNORD! 'zine #1 & #4 - $2.00 Each



     Shoggoth 912 #1 - $0.75



     For some snarly techno grooves, send away for the new tape from Green

     Bay's finest (and only) technorave sensation, I OPENING!  IO-Illumination

     Demo Tape (7 songs of joy) - $5.00

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From: Freeside Orbital Data Network/ATTN:dFx-HoHoCon-cDc/11504 Hughes Road #124

      Houston, TX  77089



This is Drunkfux's stuff:



     HoHoCon '92 T-Shirts : Black : XL : Elite : Stylish : Dope : Slammin'

     Only $15 + $2 shipping ($2.50 for two shirts).

     Your choice of either "I LOVE FEDS" or "I LOVE WAREZ" on front, where

     "LOVE" is actually a red heart, ala "I LOVE N.Y." or "I LOVE SPAM."

     On the back of every beautimus shirt is...



                                dFx & cDc Present



                                   HOHOCON '92



                                 December 18-20

                                 Allen Park Inn

                                 Houston, Texas



     HoHoCon '92 VHS Video : 6 Hours : Hilariously Elite : $18 + $2 Shipping



     Please make all checks payable to O.I.S.  Free cDc sticker with every

     order!  w0w!

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From: Bill's Shirt Thing/P.O. Box 53832/Lubbock, TX/79453



This is Franken Gibe's stuff:



     AIDS sucks!  Order a catalog!  Nifty t-shirts that make you happy.

     Proceeds go to local AIDS Resource Center.  Send a $0.29 stamp for the

     cat'.

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From: Teach Me Violence magazine/61 East 8th St./Suite 202/New York, NY  10003



This is The Pusher's stuff:



     Teach Me Violence 'zine:

     Issue #1 (Mr. Bungle, COC, Murphy's Law)

     Issue #2 (Helmet, Supertouch, Agnostic Front, American Standard)

     Issue #3 (Faith No More, Chris Haskett, Cathedral, Iceburn, Venom)

     $3.00 cash each

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From: A Day In The Life Of.../P.O. Box 94221/Seattle, WA  98124



This is Lady Carolin's stuff:



     A Day In The Life Of... 'zine, free with two stamps.



     Bi-monthly contact list of girlie bands/grrrl bands/female vocalists.  $1.

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                           "cDc: savin' trees in '93"



Hiya once again, here's whassup:



NEW Internet FTP site: zero.cypher.com.  This is Drunkfux and Louis Cypher's

chilly-the-most deal.  Login as "anonymous" and get all the cDc stuph fast fast

fast.



NEW cDc Mailing list: Get on the ever-dope and slamagnifiterrific cDc mailing

list!  Send mail to cDc@cypher.com and include some wonderlessly elite message

along the lines of, "ADD ME 2 DA MAILIN LIZT!!@&!"



NEW Official cDc Global Domination Factory Direct Outlets:

Cyberspace.Nexus               +31-67-879307 [Belgium]

Mirrorshades BBS               903/668-1777

The Ministry of Knowledge      401/043-3446

The Crowbar Hotel              713/373-4031



We're always taking t-file submissions, so if you've got a file and want to

really get it out there, there's no better way than with cDc.  Upload text to

The Polka AE, or my Internet address, or send disks or hardcopy to the cDc post

office box in Lubbock, TX.



NEW updated CDCKC0W.TXT file.  All the information for sysops to get going

running Factory Direct Outlets.  It should be available from wherever you got

this Update.



NEW CDCV9.ZIP is out containing cDc t-files 201-225.  Factory Direct Outlet

sysops should get this and put it up on their systems.



See ya in May.



S. Ratte'

cDc/Editor and P|-|Ear13zz |_3@DeRrr

"We're into t-files for the girlies and money."



Write to: cDc communications, P.O. Box 53011, Lubbock, TX  79453.

Internet: sratte@cypher.com, sratte@mindvox.phantom.com.

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