I am Ewmah of Bohg.  Assimiwate da wabbit.
I am Fudd of Borg.  Pwepare to be assimiwated.
I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be yabbadabbasimilated.
I am E.T. of Borg.  Home is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.
Robin of Borg: Holy futility, Batman! We're assimilated!
Borg?! Where? I don't see any%Whatever(|!NO CARRIER
It's the Borg!! Quick, everyone try to look useless!
I am Opie of Borg.  Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us...
We are Wayne and Garth of Borg...Resistance is futile Dudes! NOT!
The Borg Bunny....It keeps assimilating and assimilating and assi....
Borgasm: The ecstasy of assimilation.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a * Tagline theft is futile.
Borg Simpson: Assimilate my shorts!
Borg Spreadsheet Program - Locutus 1-2-3
I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOL, huh huh huh huh.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... oooooohh, doughnuts..
I am McMahon of Borg. You may already have been assimilated
I am Microsoftus of Borg. You shall be slowed.
I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated.
I am Socrates of Borg.  You shall be.
I am Tweety of Borg.  I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat!
If Humans have orgasms do the Borg have borgasms?
Locutus on Pontiac; speed is irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: All other opinions are irrelevent.
Your tagline has been assimilated.  -  BorgReader
Inform Starfleet we have engaged the Borg. Wedding on Saturday.
I am Hillary of Borg.  Bill is irrelevant.
I am Barney of Borg.  You will be nauseated.
McBorg:  Over 50 Trillion Assimilated!
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile
Borger King: We do it our way.  Your way is irrelevant.
You will use Windows. Resistance is Futile. ~ Borg
~ Borg Mail Reader v2.1a   Tagline theft is futile.
Ah'm Bubba o' Boahg.  Y'all fixin' t' be assim'lated.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh-heh
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~  <MM Borg Fleet
"Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot." * Locutus of Borg
I am ButtHead, a Borg. Duh-Uh, Resistance sucks.
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!   Daffy Duck of Borg
Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn of Borg
If Ensign Ro were assimilated, she'd be a Bajoran Borg.
I am Rush of Limborg.  Liberals are irrelevant.
"I Can't Get No Assimilation"   Rolling Stones of BORG
I am Wesley of Borg.  Even THEY don't like me!
Puddy Tat's are iwelevent ~ Tweety of Borg
I am Jordon of Borg.  Gravity is irrelevant.
Barney o Borg:Today we learned that resistance is useless
I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be, or not to be, assimilated...
Beware of the SmurfBorgs and Papa Locutus!

I was assimilated by the Borgs and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!

