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   Hello, and welcome to FUN THINGS TO DO IN A GROCERY STORE!!
   I decided to make this file after I read MCFUN.TXT, a file on
   fun things to do at McDonald's and HOTELFUN.TXT a TXT on fun things
   to do in a hotel.  So I thought I could do my share and make a TXT
   about grocery store fun!  I used to do this stuff when I was young,
   but I guess it can still be fun now!

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   The best stuff to do is put stuff in people's carts....

   1) Condoms in a pregnant lady's cart.
   2) Slim Fast in fat people's cart.
   3) The Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue in a priest's or noun's
   cart...someone who would be against women showing their bodies like
   that or something.
   4) Hard Candy in an old guy's cart...only if he is wearing dentures.
   5) Shaving cream in an old lady's cart who has like a mustache going, 
   and could maybe use a shave.
   6) Find a penny pincher, go in the store and find some really expensive 
   stuff...put it in their cart and make 'em pay the price!

   Basically, improvise...look at the person and look try to find something
   that the certain person would have no use what so ever for...

   Don't get caught in the deed!  

   The grocery store may not even be the best place for this, although.
   A place like K-Mart or Wal Mart is the best.  They have more of a variety
   of stuff to put in people's cart.  Like Barney dolls and crap like that.

   One good thing about this is most of the time people will notice.  This
   one old guy once, I put little boy's underwear in his cart and 10 seconds
   after I had stuck it in his cart, he starts freaking out!  lemme quote him
   ..."Who the hell put this underwear in my cart??" I was laughing so hard I
   almost pissed in my pants! 

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   You know all those little machines in your local store?  Selling those
   Barney stickers and shit like that for 25 cents.  The best thing to buy
   out of those machines is that colored goo jell.  That really sticky stuff.
   You see what you do is you throw it up on the roof of the store, 
   eventually the stuff will fall down...and maybe in someone's cart or on
   some old fart's bald head!  You can also take the slime outside and throw
   it into people's cars windows that are open...those are the people that 
   run in, and run out...so you throw the slime in the car...you wait outside
   and wait for that person to get in their car....watch for them to just flat
   out sit on it and get it stuck on their ass or them to scream.."my gosh!
   what is this!"  and they will get their little kleenexes out and carefully
   remove it from their car...watch out, some people will get pissed off if 
   they see you near their car.  Also make sure if nobody else is looking or
   those little baggers arent outside bringing carts inside to the store.


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   One thing is to draw some wierd pictures too put on people's winshield.
   I came up with this when my mother went to the grocery store like every
   day after school.  So to have a little exitement while we wait in the
   car for mom, you draw wierd pictures and stick them on people's winshield.
   Old folks cars are the best.  We had this one old lady like stare at the
   picture for like five minutes.  It was hillarious!  This may sound wierd,
   but what else are you gonna do when old mamma gets her bagels?


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  I hope you get some ideas and I hope you use them and I hope you have fun!
  

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  KfT
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