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    So you want the day off.  Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year one is available for work; there are 52 weeks

per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days

available for work.


     Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170

days, leaving only 91 days available.  You spend 30 minutes each day on

coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days

available.


      With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46

days, leaving only 22 days available for work.  You normally spend 2 days

per year on sick leave.  This leaves you only 20 days available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to

15 days.  We generously give you 14 days each year for holidays leaving

only one day left that you are available for work and I'll be damned if

you're going to take that day off!!!



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