I Am The Very Model of a Cartoon Individual

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dnaces, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villan...with a fish, I know my cartoon ettiquette

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
When in a jam, I just yell "STOP" and villans in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchal progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny
To suit my mood, I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space
And desert scapes
And Himalayan eateries

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable.
Like office desks
And lava lights
And Bert who is a cannibal
You see in matters comical, unusual and whimsical,
     we are the very model of cartoon individuals!


ENJOY!
