About
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	>> Copyright (c) 2004, Zabadab. (me <at> n-art.de)
	>> Scanned: 1-800-536-99XX
	>> Finished: 12.04.2004
	>> Last Update: 12:22 12.04.2004
	>> Distribute as you like, but E-Mail me if you do.

FWD ID
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	289630

Acronyms
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	CNBCAD = "your call CanNot Ne Completed As Dialed." (or a variant of it.)
	NIS = "711: the 800 number you have reached is Not In Service." (or a variant of it.)
	TFNHBD = "the Toll Free Number you have dialed Has Been Disconnected."
	4-4 = "Four Dash Four" - Blocked or Invalid
	PT = Pilgrim's FUCKED AND RETARDED Talkline
	CR = (SIT) "you have placed your call from a phone with(/which has) Calling Restrictions."
	CNBRFAC = (SIT) "CanNot be Reached From your Area Code"

Notes
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	*** = If you call this luck choses what you get:
		1. A sinewave					| PayphoneEd:
		2. A sinewave, then if u call again, a NIS.	| "Maybe when you call it, it disconnects itself. Then if you
		3. NIS						|  call it back it gives NIS, then later repairs itself."

	+++ = Does not return NIS. But I'll mark it as NIS anyways, because it seems to
	      be a switch somewhere fucking up badly... and I mean real badly.

*18004985200 Answering Machine
*18004985201 Answering Machine
*18004985202 NIS               -\
*18004985203 NIS ***            |
*18004985204 NIS ***            |
*18004985205 NIS ***            |
*18004985206 NIS ***            |-- This block bothers me alot!
*18004985207 NIS ***            |\_ I'll call it: "sine block."
*18004985207 NIS +++            | \_ [Edit (12:20 12.04.2004)] Listen here: 
*18004985208 NIS +++            |    |_ http://www.h-inn.net/phone/sineblocksample.mp3
*18004985209 NIS ***            |
*18004985210 NIS ***           _/
*18004985211 Automated System; Central-Peu-One Real Estate
*18004985212 Female: "Allround Action"
*18004985213 Casual Male: TFNHBD (NOT from the switch for sure!) 
	     \_ [Edit (12:20 12.04.2004)] Now standard TFNHBD. :x
*18004985214 NIS
*18004985215 ring ring ring
*18004985216 Reservation Center; QA notice -- Music -- Operator
*18004985217 CNBCAD
*18004985218 Double Ring
*18004985219 Reservation Center; QA notice -- Music -- Operator
*18004985220 Pharmacy
*18004985221 Pacifc Air and Secure Horizon. (Which sounds very much like Verizon!)
*18004985222 4-4
*18004985223 Female: "Hello?"
*18004985224 ring ring ring
*18004985225 National JLCL Credit Union; Recording
*18004985226 Male Recording: "R-E-7-2" -- then variation of "Number is blocked"
*18004985227 PT
*18004985228 Recording
*18004985229 PT
*18004985230 AT&T Easy Reach 800
*18004985231 ring ring ring
*18004985232 CR
*18004985233 Something Service
*18004985234 British Lady: "The number you have dailed is a non working number."
*18004985235 Recording
*18004985236 PT
*18004985237 Reservations
*18004985238 NIS
*18004985239 Phonesex Line by Pilgrem
*18004985240 Priority Homes: A Real Estate Mortage Company
*18004985241 "The Gilberts"; Answering Machine
*18004985242 Pager. ("Enter telephone number or numeric message.")
*18004985243 CNBRFAC
*18004985244 CR
*18004985245 CNBRFAC
*18004985246 British Lady: "The number you have dailed is a non working number."
*18004985247 TFNHBD
*18004985248 Fax Carrier (If you hang up it stays busy for a bit.)
*18004985249 Reorder
*18004985250 4-4
*18004985251 Dictation System :D (No password(?) ID= any 4 Didgits. (1258 will work.))
*18004985252 Answering machine.
*18004985253 Answering Machine.
*18004985254 Fax Carrier
*18004985255 TFNHBD
*18004985256 Answering Machine. (HIGH VOLUME MY ASS; they're asleep. -.-)
*18004985257 Reorder
*18004985258 More Direct; Answering Machine
*18004985259 Reorder
*18004985260 Answering Machine. The company name was too long to note. 
	     (Remember: I'm in Germany and its 03:02am now.)
*18004985261 ring ring ring
*18004985262 CNBRFAC
*18004985263 PT
*18004985264 TFNHBD
*18004985265 CR
*18004985266 Reorder
*18004985267 CNBRFAC
*18004985268 "Nonworking 800-Number" ;_;
*18004985269 ring ring ring
*18004985270 ring ring ring
*18004985271 Busy Out
*18004985272 AT&T Easy Reach 800
*18004985273 Something Loans; Quiet Voice
*18004985274 CNBRFAC
*18004985275 AT&T Easy Reach 800
*18004985276 PT
*18004985277 PT
*18004985278 TFNHBD
*18004985279 Busy Out
*18004985280 British Lady: "The number you have dailed is a non working number."
*18004985281 Music: "dediliding!" - "Welcome-- to GLOBAL CROSSING! What pin would you like to call?"
*18004985282 AT&T Easy Reach 800
*18004985283 Pager. "Enter telephone number or numeric message."
*18004985284 MCI. "The number you have dialed is no longer active."
*18004985285 "You have reached Mas Markurs reserve 800 hotline." *hangup*
*18004985286 Pager. "Enter telephone number or numeric message."
*18004985287 Pager. "Enter telephone number or numeric message."
*18004985288 MCI. "The number you have dialed is no longer active."
*18004985289 Pager. "Enter telephone number or numeric message."
*18004985290 Pager. "Enter telephone number or numeric message."
*18004985291 CNBCAD
*18004985292 Pager. "Enter telephone number or numeric message."
*18004985293 CR
*18004985294 ring ring ring
*18004985295 ring ring ring
*18004985296 TFNHBD
*18004985297 Christine Shad...something; Answering Machine
*18004985298 TFNHBD
*18004985299 ring ring ring

~~~~~~> Done.

Memo
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	I liked this scan. It helped me gain the skill of noticing
	what is a Talkline ad before the ad itself is comming on.
	This saves valuable time. The "sine block" bothers me alot.
	If you have an explanation to this freaky thing, please
	send me an E-Mail. Towards the end we seem to get many
	"residential" numbers and a dozen pgers. Global Crossing's
	in, and an interesting Dictation system (51) which works
	w/o passwords or PINs. Also got some of my first Reorders.
	I'd like to thank PayphoneEd for his ideas on the "sine
	block." and explaining to me what Reorders sound like. ^_^
