About
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	>> Copyright (c) 2004, Zabadab. (me <at> n-art.de)
	>> Scanned: 1-800-536-99XX
	>> Finished: 11.04.2004
	>> Last Update: 12:23 12.04.2004
	>> Distribute as you like, but E-Mail me if you do.

Note
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	[Edit (12:23 12.04.2004)]
	Freezes phone refers to my VoIP phone freezing. It is
	probably my fault. I am leaving the "frozen phone"
	notes in for the record.

FWD ID
========
	289630

Acronyms
========
	CNBCAD = "your call CanNot Ne Completed As dialed."
	NIS = "sorry, the number you have reached is Not In Service."
	TFNHBD = "the Toll Free Number you have dialed Has Been Disconnected."
	4-4 = "Four Dash Four" - Blocked or Invalid
	PT = Pilgrim's FUCKED AND RETARDED Talkline
	CR = "you have placed your call from a phone with(/which has) Calling Restrictions."

Results
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*18005369900 Pursh Water Systems; The Water Specialists
*18005369901 CBCAD
*18005369902 Helloh? (Yes with sighing-"h"; Sounded Pissed)
*18005369903 ring ring ring
*18005369904 CBCAD
*18005369905 TFNHBD
*18005369906 4-4
*18005369907 TFNHBD
*18005369908 Busy
*18005369909 Mikes Pager.
*18005369910 4-4
*18005369911 4-4
*18005369912 4-4
*18005369913 MTM Communications; You have reached Jennifer Forestock
*18005369914 Rent-A-Car Service; Automated. *Press LOTS of numbers FAST and you hear the bot fuck up.*
*18005369915 4-4
*18005369916 Where There's a Will theres an A. (Recording; Then Operator.)
*18005369917 TFNHBD
*18005369918 Western National Insurance Privacy Line
*18005369919 PT
*18005369920 TFNHBD
*18005369921 Answering Machine
*18005369922 4-4
*18005369923 Male Voice: "I am sorry you have reached a number that is no longer in service." o.O
*18005369924 CR
*18005369925 4-4
*18005369926 Click - Silence - Click - Total Silence
*18005369927 Tripple A National Moving Network (Recording; Then Operator.)
*18005369928 SIT, then male voice: "John Scanner"
*18005369929 TFNHBD
*18005369930 TFNHBD
*18005369931 "The Number you have reached: (781)376-0911 has changed. The new Number is (978)694-1511. Please make a note of it.)
*18005369932 Answering Machine; Spit DTMF at it and it spits the same DTMF back at you.
*18005369933 RET Inc. (Recording; Punch extension or ask Operator. ...for Heywood Jablowme. ;)
*18005369934 ring ring ring
*18005369935 CNBCAD
*18005369936 Gold Plate Corp. (Answering machine? Spit DTMF at it and recording stops to play.)
*18005369937 Male: "Lacksmith" (Spoke so quiet I had to make 30% of that name up.)
*18005369938 "Thank You for Paging Teles Mobility"
*18005369939 Currently Unavalible
*18005369940 4-4
*18005369941 4-4
*18005369942 "Thank You for Paging Teles Mobility"
*18005369943 Fax Carrier
*18005369944 PT
*18005369945 ring ring ring
*18005369946 "Enter your authorization code." (They don't like 666; You get "Message 5." ;)
*18005369947 Male: "Howdy"
*18005369948 4-4
*18005369949 "Sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected."
*18005369950 Female1: "The Number you have reached is not in service. This-- is a recording." Female2: "0402"
*18005369951 4-4
*18005369952 TFNHBD
*18005369953 NIS
*18005369954 Recording, press garbage and you get an Operator.
*18005369955 Xinity Consulting; Press 333 and u go to an operator nomatter if they're there or not.
*18005369956 Male: "Marcus Truss" (Throw some DTMF at him. ;)
*18005369957 Music: "dediliding!" - "Welcome-- to GLOBAL CROSSING! What pin would you like to call?"
*18005369958 NIS
*18005369959 NIS
*18005369960 NIS
*18005369961 NIS
*18005369962 NIS
*18005369963 4-4
*18005369964 ring ring ring
*18005369965 Answering Machine; Spit DTMF at it and you fuck it up.
*18005369966 4-4
*18005369967 4-4
*18005369968 NIS
*18005369969 TFNHBD
*18005369970 "Hell, You've reached the VoiceMail pager of Dale Lieber..." blablabla
*18005369971 4-4 (Took some time for the system to answer.) o.O
*18005369972 "Please enter your numeric message after the tone"
*18005369972 This one is nicer: "Please leave your voice OR numeric message after the tone"
*18005369974 4-4
*18005369975 "Please enter your numberic message after the tone"
*18005369976 NIS
*18005369977 4-4
*18005369978 CR
*18005369979 NIS
*18005369980 Some electric boat dealer; Recording
*18005369981 4-4
*18005369982 NIS
*18005369983 CR
*18005369984 Female: "Cameridge Command Center, Jane Speaking"
*18005369985 4-4
*18005369986 CNBCAD
*18005369987 TFNHBD
*18005369988 Deep tone: BEEEEEEEEEP -- Female: "This is Michelle, how may I help you?"
*18005369989 Central Corp. (Recording)
*18005369990 ring ring ring
*18005369991 "You have reached the voice messaging center."
*18005369992 "Thank You for calling costumer service, please hold for the next avalible representative."
*18005369993 Money Consults; Recording.
*18005369994 Spanish recording.
*18005369995 4-4
*18005369996 Tina Forel; Answering Machine.
*18005369997 PT
*18005369998 Dead Silence
*18005369999 "Please enter your four didgit PIN." If you get it wrong, you'll get a long distance operator.

~~~~> Done.