
<!-- BEGIN 250Free Advertising - REMOVE THIS CODE WHEN EDITING PAGE -->


<center>
<img src="http://www.250free.com/images/ad_spacer.gif" height="2"><br>

<!-- 250Free "Hosted By" Ad -->
<a href="http://www.250Free.com" target="_top"><img src="http://www.250Free.com/images/user_header2.gif" width="501" height="21" border="0"></a><br>

<!-- phpAds - Header Ad - MaxOnline -->

<!-- Shows at least MaxOnline Ads for WebTV and really old browsers -->
<SCRIPT>
<!--
// MaxOnline JavaScript tag for: iSight, Inc. (250Free.com)
var randomNum=Math.round(Math.random() * 100000000000);
if ((!document.images && navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Mozilla/2.') >= 0) || navigator.userAgent.indexOf("WebTV")>= 0) {
document.write('<A HREF="http://c4.maxserving.com/adclick/site=6414/area=ad728x90/aamfmt=normal/aamsz=banner/PageID=' + randomNum + '" target="_blank">');
document.write('<IMG SRC="http://c4.maxserving.com/iserver/site=6414/area=ad728x90/aamfmt=normal/aamsz=banner/PageID=' + randomNum + '" border="0"></A>');
}
//-->
</SCRIPT>

<!-- MaxOnline for U.S. a couple other countries, and Google AdSense for rest of world -->
<script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript' src='http://www.250free.com/adserv/adx.js'></script>
<script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript'>
<!--
   if (!document.phpAds_used) document.phpAds_used = ',';
   phpAds_random = new String (Math.random()); phpAds_random = phpAds_random.substring(2,11);
   
   document.write ("<" + "script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript' src='");
   document.write ("http://www.250free.com/adserv/adjs.php?n=" + phpAds_random);
   document.write ("&amp;what=zone:4");
   document.write ("&amp;exclude=" + document.phpAds_used);
   document.write ("&amp;source=");
   if (document.referrer)
      document.write ("&amp;referer=" + escape(document.referrer));
   document.write ("'><" + "/script>");
//-->
</script><noscript><a href='http://www.250free.com/adserv/adclick.php?n=af331220' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.250free.com/adserv/adview.php?what=zone:4&amp;n=af331220&source=' border='0' alt=''></a></noscript>

</center>
<br>

<!-- END 250Free Advertising  -->
Welcome to the FIRST  "Your Brain on Drugs" Zillafile to be written in FIVE 
YEARS! Its been a LONG time, and ALOT has happened, but im back, and as twisted 
as ever!

As usual, im starting this file off with the <tm> DISCLAIMER. I am absolutely 
positivly not in any way shape or form responsible with what you do with the 
contents of this here file. It is meant to be for entertainment and 
entertainment purposes only. I mean, not that i CARE if you sue me, All that 
would do is piss me off. Cant sue a broke man. 
 
But that aside, now ON TO THE POOP.
 
Topic:  How to Rob Houses the Zilla Way!
 
Ok, this isnt as hard as it sounds. As a matter of fact, its surprisingly easy.  
 
STUFF YOU NEED:  Sweatsuit<a lil baggy is good>, Crowbar <2 ft, flat end>, .25 
for a phone call, Bolt cutters<or superglue>, latex gloves, and a backpack.
 
What to do:  First off, you need to find what you hope will be the "target 
house"  Make a inspection of the front of the house. Is the Front door easily 
seen from the street? If so, move on. The object here is to get away with it. 
Does there appear to be anyone home? If not, see if you can find the name of the 
people living there. Look in the mailbox for a last name. Write down the address 
and save that info. <you are doing all this in the sweatsuit, parking a good 1/4 
mile away, and JOGGING to said house>  Keep in mind, that joggers look perfectly 
in place in a neighborhood, and noone will pay you any attention.  Once you have 
the needed information, your next task is to look in a side widow to see if you 
see an alarm system.  look for a one inch by half inch box in the middle of the 
window, or motion detectors in the rooms.  Proceed to jog back to your car and 
drive to a local convieniance store with a payphone.  Call information and see 
if you can get a listing for the persons house and call them.  If noone answers, 
Great! Simply superglue the phone so it will not hang up, or cut off the 
receiver with the bolt cutters, ensuring that the phone will ring away in the 
victims house.  If they have a machine, i reccomend you call three times at 
least to ensure that noone is home.  Next get back in your car and drive to 
another location <not same one> near said house.  Again, Jog to house, bringing 
your latex gloves <in pockets> and crowbar <Taped to your back>.  Listen for 
ringing telephone. If its still ringing, you know noone is there.  Knock on the 
door about 3 or 4 times.  If someone is home, ask for burt, and say "oops, wrong 
house" and leave. If noone answers, its time to do the dirty work!  Remove 
crowbar and use it to pry back the door jamb right by the lock. This is much 
easyer than you think it is, and allows instant access through the door.  If you 
do it right, the jamb will bend, and no damage <visible> will be done. 
 
Id like to state at this point, that ABSOLUTELY no and i mean NO weapons should 
be brought into the house.  Being armed is a gaurentee that if someone comes 
home, you may be shot.  Legally, you cannot be shot if you are not armed. Thief 
or not. 
 
Ok, now that your in, put on your latex gloves, and look away. What kind of 
stuff should you get? Easy. Cash, Jewlry, and SMALL items that can be concealed 
on you. You arent looking for TV's and stereo's and stuff.  Joggers look 
suspicious when they are carrying a TV. Look for items that have a high value. 
Look in master bedrooms, living rooms, bathrooms, and studies.  Avoid garages, 
attics, and other mass-storage areas. If its valuble, they wont have it there.  
 
CREDIT CARDS: Should you grab them? Hell no.  They can trace that.  Wil lthey? 
Who knows? But why take the risk? Its much safer to leave them. If you must grab 
them and use them, id reccomend using them only to buy gas where you will not be 
caught or photographed.  Those credit card machines by the pumps are a godsend 
to credit card thieves.  
 
Anyway, once you have your stuff <from this point foward to be refered to as 
"loot">, make every effort to hide it well.  Also, you dont want to make a mess 
in the house. Dont eat the food, dont make a mess, dont piss on their lego's. 
If they come home and dont realize anything has happened, it may be days before 
they realize they have been burgled.  Anyway, hide said loot on your person, 
leave house, IMMEADIATLY remove latex gloves and place back into pocket, and jog 
back to your car. Make sure you stop at the first gas station you see to throw 
the gloves away and put the crowbar in your trunk.  
 
THE LOOT: Where do i diss it?
 
Jewlry: Sit on jewlry for at least 2 months.  Jewlry is what usually gets house 
theifs caught, but only because they got rid of it too fast.  Jewlry is safe 
once the heat has worn off.  I reccomend selling it to individuals or in the 
newspaper, you get better money for it. As a last resort go to the pawn shops. 
But be forewarned, cops look there and you dont get alot of cash there. 
 
Cash: Self explanitory.
 
Collectibles : Sell them to a person who knows what they are. Wait at least a 
month on the rare items.
 
Other stuff to grab:  Baseball cards, DRUGS <Even if you dont DO them, they are 
VERY valueble>, Hummel figureines<up to 5k$ a pop!>, Stuff along that lines.  
 
Anyway, for the most part, what to do with the stuff is self explanitory. Oh, 
also, after you get back to your car, i would recommend that you change your 
shirt incase you were spotted leaving the house. Cops would be looking for a 
jogger. They would not be looking for  a:your car   or someone dressed unlike a 
jogger in your car.  Be smart, and remember, if homeowner atches you, and he is 
armed.  He cant shoot you, and if he does, he had better hope he kills you or 
else you will be able to successfully SUE him to get the stuff ya were stealing 
AND some.
 
Hope ya have a good time, dont do anything i Would. 
 
Oh, and this file is not to be mutilated, abused, changed, fucked with, or in 
any way to be adulterated. By penalty of me.
 
Need to reach me? Simple. Call the Sanctuary,   (954)791-7423
Ice World headquarters too! *Sysop-Tempus*
 
This has been a "Your Brain On Drugs" Zillafile(tm) 
Copyright 2-97



<!-- BEGIN 250Free Advertising - REMOVE THIS CODE WHEN EDITING PAGE -->

<! -- Needed for MaxOnline and Google Search Box -->
<script>
fiSearchFormMaxObj=new Object();
fiSearchFormMaxObj.type=1;
fiSearchFormMaxObj.clrBdr='#003399';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.clrTtlTxt='#003399';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.clrTagTxt='#800000';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.width='400';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.noBorder=false;
fiSearchFormMaxObj.searchSite = new Object();
fiSearchFormMaxObj.searchSite.domain = 'kaosroolz.250free.com';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.searchSite.layout = 'vertical';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.searchSite.formType = 'radio';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.searchSite.webText = 'Search the web';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.searchSite.siteText = 'Search kaosroolz.250Free.com';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.searchSite.selected = 'web';
fiSearchFormMaxObj.clrSiteTxt = '#000000';
</script>

<!-- phpAds - Google 300x250 footer and Google Search Box -->
<center><img src="http://www.250free.com/images/ad_spacer.gif" height="7"><br>

<script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript' src='http://www.250free.com/adserv/adx.js'></script>
<script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript'>
<!--
   if (!document.phpAds_used) document.phpAds_used = ',';
   phpAds_random = new String (Math.random()); phpAds_random = phpAds_random.substring(2,11);
   
   document.write ("<" + "script language='JavaScript' type='text/javascript' src='");
   document.write ("http://www.250free.com/adserv/adjs.php?n=" + phpAds_random);
   document.write ("&amp;what=zone:13");
   document.write ("&amp;exclude=" + document.phpAds_used);
   document.write ("&amp;source=");
   if (document.referrer)
      document.write ("&amp;referer=" + escape(document.referrer));
   document.write ("'><" + "/script>");
//-->
</script><noscript><a href='http://www.250free.com/adserv/adclick.php?n=a6ff6241' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.250free.com/adserv/adview.php?what=zone:13&amp;n=a6ff6241&source=' border='0' alt=''></a></noscript>

</center>
<!-- End - phpAds - Search Box -->

<!-- phpAds - MaxOnline Footer - Should only show when MaxOnline Header Ad shows -->
<center><img src="http://www.250free.com/images/ad_spacer.gif" height="7"><br>
<script>
if (typeof topbar_banner_0_ad == "function") { topbar_banner_0_ad(); }
</script></center>

<p align="center">
<!--Begin TheFreeSite.com Coding -->
<A HREF="http://www.thefreesite.com" TARGET="_top">
<IMG SRC="http://www.250free.com/images/user_footer_thefreesite.gif" WIDTH="262" HEIGHT="17" ALT="The Free Site!" BORDER="0"></A>
</p>

<!-- END 250Free Advertising  -->
