(Baco Raton, Fl) -- Inside sources at Rat's Mouth Industrial Spies, Inc., have released previously unkown information about the new computer said to be in the works at big blue. The new machine represents a major deviation from the traditional Intel CPU. I-Spy's report concludes that the basis of the new machine will be a previously unheard of MC68813 microprocessor, a chip so powerful that it is said to use a 220v power bus, and will come complete with a low-yield nuclear power plant for portable operation. In addition to the above features of the 68813, research analysts say that the new microprocessor will include the ultimate in addressing architecture, with 161 easy to remember addressing modes. Some of the new opcodes for the 68813 are: AAC Alter All Commands AAR Alter At Random AB Add Backwards ABBA Play Swedish Rock ADGB Add Garbage AFVC Add Finagle's Variable Constant AIB Attack Innocent Bystander AWTT Assemble with Tinker Toys BA Branch and abend BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri BAD Bark At Dog BAF Blow All Fuses BAH Branch and Hang BCIL Branch Creating Infinite Loop BBL Branch and Blow Lightbulb BDC Break Down and Cry BDT Burn Down Tree BF Belch Five BFEI Beg For Expansion Interface BLI Branch and Loop Infinite - requires 5 less machine cycles than BCIL BMUS Beam Me Up, Scotty BPB Branch on Program Bug BPO Branch if Power Off BPM Begin Pirate Mode BRN Burn SAM chip BSW Branch on Slightest Whim BW Branch on Whim CBNC Close, But No Cigar CH Create Havoc CFP Call For Programmer CFPC Call For Programmer, Collect CLD Try to Cool Down SAM chip CMD Create Meaningless Data CML Compute Meaning of Life CMS Catch Mouse CNB Cause Nervous Breakdown CNP Call National Parts COLB Crash on Operator's Lunch Break CPB Create Program Bug CPM Create Program Manual CRASH Continue Running After Stop or Halt CRN Convert to Roman Numerals CS Crash System CSD Create Static Discharge CSL Curse and Swear Loudly DAO Divide and Overflow DBZ Divide by Zero DDC Dally During Calculations DEVO Start New Wave (Sine) DMPE Decide to Major in Phys. Ed. DOC Drive Operator Crazy DLN Don't Look Now DPMI Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent DPR Destroy Program DTC Destroy This Command DTVFL Destroy Third Variable From Left DW Destroy World ECO Electrocute Computer Operator EIAO Execute In Any Order EIP Erase If Pirated ENF Emit Noxious Fumes EP Execute Programmer ERS Erase Read Only Storage ETOY Emulate ZX-81 FLI Flash Lights Impressively FSM Fold, Spindle and Multilate GCAR Get Correct Answer, Regardless GDP Grin Defiatly At Programmer HFA Hire From Atari HCF Halt and Catch Fire HFC Hide From Children HIC Help Intel Chip IAD Illogical Add IBM Interrupt Bad Mnemonics IOR Illogical Or ISC Insert Sarcastic Comments JOF Jump on Floor JOM Jump on Motorola JOT Jump on Table JTZ Jump to Twilight Zone LAP Laugh at Programmer LPA Lead Programmer Astray MAZ Multiply Answer by Zero MDB Multiply and Drop Bits MW Malfunction Whenever MWK Multiply Work MWT Malfunction Without Telling NOPE Refuse to Do Anything OCD Open Commode-Dor OML Obey Murphy's Law PAS Print and Smear PEHC Punch Extra Holes in Card PIP Pulverize Peripheral Interface PNRP Print Nasty Replies to Programmer PSD Perform Safety Dance RA Randomize Answer RBD Read and Break Disk RBT Read and Break Tape RCB Read Commands Backwards RDA Refuse to Disclose Answer REST Relax For 25 Cycles RLI Rotate Left Indefinitely RPM Read Programmer's Mind RRSGWSSNK Round and Round She Goes... Where She Stops, No One Knows RTR Refuse to Run RTM Return to Motorola RTT Return to Tandy RSD Read and Scramble Data RWD Read and rewind Disk SAI Skip All Instructions SCCA Set to Short Circuit on Correct Answer SFH Set Flags to Half Mast SFT Stall For Time SOS Sign Off, Stupid SRDR Shift Right, Double Rediculous SRZ Subtract and Reset to Zero STD Stop Turning Disk TALK Turn on Speech Synthesis TARC Take Arithmetic Review Course TLO Turn Off Indicator Lights TN Take Nap TPDH Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Her Self TPR Tear Paper TTA Try Try Again UP Understand Program WED Write and Erase Data WOJ Wear Out Joystick WSWW Work in Strange and Wonderous Ways XBRA Call Dolly Parton XIO Execute Invalid OpCode (Thanks to The Michigan Technic and Color-80 for some of these) and to Wayne Day of the CoCo SIG for putting it together! Thanks, Wayne, we needed that! Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open